More Useless Questions!!! XD

Because I feel like confusing you. XP

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE?

Why is the #2 pencil the #2 pencil and not the #1 pencil?

Why do psychics always have to ask your name?

Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?

If ten copy cats are on a cliff and one jumps off, how many are left?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun? (lol)

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why don't you ever see baby crows or pigeons?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

YAY!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALL! XD

PS: Go to the Short Story Blog!!! DX I know it says part 2 but just scroll down to read part 1 guuuys!!! DX

BYE!!!

Lada-dida-dida-dada!

I have started to watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide! I have learned that Ned's tips ARE useful!!!

I got into blogger when I was 9!!! Who else did?? (looks around)

Questions that make you think:

What is the difference between pencils and pens with erasers?

What's the point of cursive??

Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

If all the world is the stage, who is the audience?

YAY! DA END! XD

PS: I have Writers Bloc. Help?

DA BOOKWORM DECIDES TO THINK

I, the Bookworm, have decided to name the differences between similiar types of books! (i'm bored guys)

Romance novels and chick-lits are TOTALLY different!!!

Chick-Lits are more romantic comedy then Romance Novels, which is why they are classified as the counterpart of chick flicks. They have less to do with family, and have more comical events than suspenseful ones.

Romance novels are more serious, and has more romance than chick-lits. They have more to do with family and a bit less with friends, and there are more epic events than funny ones. Romance novels point more toward a more mature audience than a chick-lits, and may have more mature scenes and/or harder language.

The differences between a mystery book and a crime/horror book.

A mystery book is about the detective and the clues and evidence he or she gets to find out who the suspect is. It focuses more on the crime scene and the victim than the suspect itself.

A crime/horror book focuses a lot more on the suspect and follows more on it's life and to the climax, which is the crime, usually murder. This is in which the detective is the bad guy, and it focuses on a lot more on the motive.

I know more, but my boredom interest just ran out. Buh-bye.

Home Alone Revised. O.e

LOL!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!

Home Alone: With Micheal is like da biggest smashing horror fic in da world!!! I watched it with this guy named Jo and he was all like AHHHH! the whole time! XP

I'm in a hyper mood, it's da day after Christmas and everyone is still getting some after-shock jolliness.

Just kidding, ebeybody, dere is no such thing as a Home Alone: With Micheal OR Joe!!! XD I'm just lonely. DX

I'm gonna go to an anime store later on!!! YAYZ!!!

(to be edited, stay tuned!)

Merry Christmas all!!!

And to all a good night! XD (even though it's only 9 am)

YAYZ CELEBRATE!!!!

(gives everyone an extremely awesome gift)

^^ (gives c a white trench coat cause she actually gave me what i wanted for Christmas) (sort of)

YAY!!!

I HEART YOU ALL YOU GUYS ARE NOT HERE FOR GRANTED I SWEAR I'M REALLY THANKFUL YOU GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!!

XD

Mamma mia...?

O.
M.
G.

Mamma Mia is like the CORNIEST movie ever!!! It's so sappy and cheesy, I was like AGHHHH watching it! Lol, I kept on watching it because it was funny how much corn and cheese and sap was in it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

OMG, it's like a remake of The Orchids and Gumbo Poker Club!!! Ahahahahahaha!!! That singing part never got old there.

I also watched The Women, which was funny, since I love chick flicks!!! I have drank my orange juice coffee and now I'm hyper!!! (but my fingers might fall off anytime now, but anything for my internet fwends. ;P)

I like blogthings.com !!! It's tests and quizzes are really accurate, which is an amazing feat since I'm an extremely complicated person.

What signs are you guys?? I'm an Aquarius. ^^ My birthday is Valentine's Day, don't forgot it.

It's weird how the only kind of adjective people can describe me as is random and dibby. ^^ But other than that I really am very hard to read.

:O I checked my future with my sign and my name. It says I'm not gonna be married because I will be too busy being random. (i would have said, 'fooling around', but that would just sound wrong and not innocent. -.-)

LALALALALA!! XD

Life is like a candle. As it grows smaller you get older, and when the fire goes out it will stop melting...because you can't get older when you're dead.

Just a random thought...

This blog's birthday is unknown...so it should be on my birthday! XD Send my chocolate!

Ohhh...ummmm...I stumbled upon this extremely nice thing on someone named DubbleV's profile: (i might have editte dit a bit since...ummm...)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (PSH) ((the parenthesis are me talking not dubblev's)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (>.< i hate this one)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (wait what??)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (i bet you guys that the valley girls started this stereotype)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (???)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (some people do eat cats??)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (laughs. im asian! XD)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be selfish and only care about myself.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (is this about milk?? noo i mean the GUY milk, not the liquid!)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (what's white trash?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST be shallow and only care about sports, women, and money.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a snob.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking meanie. (it's obvious i editted it this one. -.-)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slapper. (this is a british term)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (big what??? big what?? i don't get it...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be a snob.
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (psh!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (i have a wig instead)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (i do this because it's awesome)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homo.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a user.
I have a big chest, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (what's ms 13???)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (marijuana is sometimes good)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (what's a straight edge?? how come there's all these terms i don't know?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (is angry)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (i'm christian and i don't)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. (what's a mormon??)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slapper.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelons.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (this one really peeves me. what's so bad about anime??)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST have no life.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (what's a pagan??)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (this stereotypes kind of pointless. i mean, who's a witch? oh wait, witch doctors. never mind)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Copy and paste this on your blog if you're sick of the stupid stereotypes this world has made!!! (omg i just made spam! :O)

Here's the original link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1604152/DubbleV

XD

Ohhh myyyyyy gooooossssshhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (screams and bangs on keyboard) UBLASHKAMUSHAWAKALAKA!!!!!!!! FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i'm gonna be the next angry german kid choronicle-angry asian kid!) AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I. NEED. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I woke up this morning because there was like a fire alarm in my house because my dad was cooking spam!!! (i was supposed to cook it...) But, FLARG! I was having the deepest sleep I've ever had in YEARS! OMIGOSH!

SO, I went out, eyes STILL closed, and walked over to the my dad's bedroom and slept on it there. (which felt really nice because his bed is better than mine)

AND THEN I woke up again because I had to eat breakfast... So I ate it quietly, and then I decided to sleep again, but my dad wanted me to sleep in my brother's bed instead, so I went there but I couldn't sleep.

AND NOOOOOW I have like a killer headache and I have the sniffles and jelly legs and I NEED MY SLEEP!!

FLARG!!!

(...)

v.v

Excuse me...(rubs headache) Gosh I feel as if I was drunk and I got a hangover...omg I think mah head is about to explode!!! OH NOEZ! I just sneezed! I feel as if my stomach is burning in acid! My arm is itchy! (stops to scratch it)

NOEZ!!! I'm the kind of person to never get colds, but when I do it's like, 'x.x'!!!

I need members for this blog, Cursed box box might be the only one working on it soon and she hasn't even introduced herself yet...

(DIES)

x.x

WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the winner of the Dibsy Show is...

MANGA DORK!!!

(applause while md walks up the stage and is handed trophy)

OK, here are ze final scores:

vLo: 90
Cory: 120
Coady: 95
Manga Dork: 145!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

As promised, this is a post all about MD starting now!!! (untail the end of the post, where i shall tag random people!)

Marvelous
Awesome
Neverending
Great
Adorable

Daring
Oscar-deserving (tears up and cries)
Rocking
Kid

XDXD

Hurrah!!! XDXDXD (pumps fist in the air while crying out of joy)

It is so RARE to see so many dibby people (vLo...cory...coady...MANGA DORK!) in one place... (sniffs) I'm so proud...

Let's thank our voters, people... (claps and congratulates everyone in the world)

Anyways, other than this news, I've been tagged by C again! XD Rules:

Rules:
1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Blogger s that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog

1. I created a word called dibby.

2. I always look down at my feet but I still always trip.

3. I have a hair fetish.

4. I'm obsessed with the computer.

5. I have eaten lip gloss before and just to tell ya'll, it doesn't taste as good as it smells. (i ate a whole chunk)

6. I have a phobia of scary chain mails. (i'm not joking, i do have one)

7. I don't like snow. (isshot)

8. I'm a manga fan!! XD

People I tag:

Manga Dork (of course)
Cruz (XD)
Natty (w00t!)
C (behold atg backs!!!)
j0hny (even though he never comments)
Cuppy (for being cool)
vlo (for being so exellently dibby)
Cory (because he owns a cacnea army)

w00t! XD

I'll comment the taggees later, I need to go. Byez!

wait!!! waitwaitwaitwaitwaiiii- (line is cut off)

HELP WANTED!!!

OK, as a growing and eccentric girl, I am getting a bit busy and having my hands full sometimes.

I might even by gone for 2 days at a time!!! :O (i've only been gone 1 day at a time!!! DX)

SOOOO...I need members for this blog!!! Would anyone like to join? (looks at everyone eagerly) PLEASE SOMEONE JOIN MY BLOG! I need someone who is dibby and funny and can post frequently!!! Please join anyone!!!

HELP WANTED!!

The Dibsy Show LIVE

Ahem. ahem, beautiful people of blogger dot com, we welcome you to...

The Dibsy Show LIVE!!!

4 Very Random, very dibby contestants will compete against each other to see who is the dibbiest one of them all. The Contestants are,

vLo
Cory
Coady
Manga Dork

I, your very dibby host, will spin the wheel of misfortune to determine the topic of today's contestants' random Words of Wisdom, or WOW's.

You, the readers, will have to vote to see who wins, and will be crowned Dibby King/Queen. The game is all up to YOU. You will rate each rate each contestant to see who is crowned, by WoW points:

5 WoWs-you suck
10 WoWs-kind of funny...
15 WoWs-funny
20 WoWs-real funny
25 WoWs-really funny
30 Wows-like omglolrofl!!!

like, for instance, if bob was against ben, and ben was really funny, he would have 25 WoWs, and if bob was kind of funny, he would be 10 WoWs. So thoufore, ben wins. Get it? so you comment:

bob: 10 WoWs
ben: 25 WoWs

OK!!! Here are our contestants!!!

Dibsy (D): OK, our first contestant, vLo!!!
vLo (V): (waves)
D: Next up, Cory!!!
Cory (cor): (waves)
D: Coady!!!
Coady (coa): (waves)
D: Last but not least, Manga Dork!!!
Manga Dork (MD): (waves)

OK!!! (walks over to wheel of misfortune) ((spins))

And it lands on...

FOOD.

VLO WILL NOW SPEAK ON HER SUBJECT OF FOOD.

V: I love food!! in fact, sometimes, food reminds me of i don't know. anyhow, my mind comes up with bananas/potatoes/pizza/apples/whatever food my mind can think of which i can't think of right now... anyhow, so ta-da we've got the world's weirdest foods on hand. Oh my god! i was just thinking, about this thing i saw on Guinness Records (don't remember the year)! I know this sounds pretty well, off topic but like this guy he was eating a whole freaking bike! and so, we're like in class, and my sci teacher was like, 'ya know it's not true. the guy doesn't really eat the bike. he take teeny pieces of the bike rips it and puts it in his food or something and eats it. and it's for a year and now he's eaten the bike.' i didn't really believe him but hey, it has to do with food right? (shrugs) oh yeah, back to topic, well so pizza/apples/bannanas/potatoes are really random and are used as the worlds most humor words. how escastic. (escatic that's a funny word). anyhow, what i'm thinking currently is like, what've somebody actually ate all of those foods together? i mean like that's possible but most people do with ranch and like it's kinda funny watching them eat with their mouth full dripping all over in ranch. well, i wouldn't say that because that's how i eat with pizza... most of the time. :) and i guess that's all i have to say about food. oh yeah!! i was watching this thing on youtube. type madtv... (this hasn't to do with food)... and type antonia with madtv. and watch any video with antonia in it! hilarous!! ok how did i go from food to antonia?

WOW!!! Next up, Cor!!!

Cor: once upon a time.... on an ordianary day just like any other ordinay day.... cory walked in....and everything changed -dun dun dun!!!- i got my tray of food, and sat down, now u think like a normallll person im gonna eat my food right....? so then out of nowhere i yell "fooooood fight!!!!!!!" and throw some mashed potato's...., but nobody joins in and everyone just stares at me.... so i sloooowly sit back down and go "yeee..." and everything goes back to normal.

Yee! Next, Coa!!!

Coa: "well... one day (yesterday), me and my friend were walking to his house. We had to go past my house so i stopped in to get some food. I didnt have a bag, so i stuffed my coat pockets with some mushrooms, two cheese sticks, a pear, an orange, two plums, and a jos-louis. I then proceded to eat these in seven minutes. When i went home, my dad gave me the same thing (strangey enough) for supper. That night, (dream slightlly edited) i had a dream where i fought off zombies with those food items. it was, a strange day."- true story, no joke.

XD Last but definitely not leats, Manga Dork!!!

MD: One time when I was 3, I thought rabbit poop looked like whoppers. SO I ate one, and it did not taste like whoppers at all. My mom freaked and I had to brush my teeth at least 5 times! So I now know never eat food out of the floor anywhere.
MD

YAY! OK readers, now it's your turn!!! XD Vote in the comment link below, and rate each contestant with their WoWs!!!!

Our Contestants

First Contestant: vLo
Second Contesttant: Cory
Third Contestant: Coady
Fourth Contestant: Manga Dork

I wish all these contestants good luck on the next post, which will be the official Dibsy Show!!! XD

PS: Don't you just LOVE the new template?? XD

PSS: Go to Short Story Blog!!

The Dibsy Show

OK, after imagining watching Bobobobobobo, I have been inspired! Thank you, dumbdumbdumb!!! (bobo is filipino means dumb)

Anyways, I present...THE DIBSY SHOW!!!

(applause)

OK, I, Dibsy, will be the host. There are 2-4 contestants.

In The Dibsy Show, contestants show off their most dibbiest moves, talking about their weirdest experiences, ect.

I, Dibsy, will spin a random wheel, called, The Random Wheel. In it will show subjects of weirdness, and contestants have to do or talk about something related to them and that subject.

The spectators (the commenters, the ones reading this) will then judge who is the weirdest!!!

The loser, who will be called PB&J will be subject to virtual punishment in which the spectator's desire.

BUT, and if only BUT, you have an email address. I need to email you to be a contestant, to construct a script, ect.

If you wish to participate, please tell me below on the comment link your email address(i will email you your acceptance), unless I already have it, in which you just say, "I want to play." like in that wii commercial.

Winner will win a marvy post ALL about him/herself on this blog, where everyone will read it.

I am princesstoby@sbcglobal.net btw.

Anyways,

CIAO DARLINGS!

I'm dying

From Writer's Bloc.

Life As I Know It, my Deep Perspectives Toward It

I suddenly had a brain storm of inspiration.

Everytime I meet someone new, (like C or you or that dude at the mcdonalds place) I accept this person as a "character" in my life.

But this scares me. "How can you prove that you exist? Maybe you don't exist..."

I think we were not just set up in this world for no reason, to cry then to laugh, to do reasonless and irrational things, but I think of every job-every errand, everything i do-as a mission.

"Do not take the path that lies ahead of you, but make a new path and lead a trail." It is in our choices and reasonabling what to do with the short amount of time we measure as "life".

Each person's goal is different, and you shouldn't judge someone against it. This is why I don't accept the government as we know it.

If someone steals, they are punished. If someone rapes, they are punished. I know these are bad things. I know they should be punished. But the government's choice of how to deal with this is stupid and unnecessary.

Everyone has a conscious. Thoufore, everyone has a reason to do their things. We are selfish people, and a borderline of age called '18' is unfair.

They second you are 18, do you seriously expect yourself to be mature, to do all the right things, to do no wrong?

An officer would say no, they don't. They may as well tell you it's ok to do bad things while putting you in cuffs.

(blinks)

Um, ok, well, I think I'm done now. (walks away quietly)

Dibsy

Means:

What Dibsy Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.
You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.
Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.


...i wish this was my real name. T.T


Anyways, go to

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/

to find out what's in your name. ^^

THE DIB DANCE!!!

OK, my favorite singer right now is Lady Gaga, and my favorite song is Just Dance by Lady Gaga. :D

Her song inspired me to create a dib dance!!! XD I shall create it...now!!

...

NOW!!

Step 1: fold your hands in front of you and pump them out, while side stepping twice to the right, then the left, while thrusting your pelvis
Step 2: same thing, except first you go twice to the left and then the right instead
Step 3: Pump right hand to the left, while facing the right 3 times
Step 4: Same thing, except left than right

(omg i'm getting serious!! :D)

Step 5: fold you hands in front of you again, flip them over your head until they return to your back, then bob head, go down, return hands to an elbowing position, and elbow the air with your left arm
Step 6: Elbow the air until you're standing again, put your arm in the back of you like you're gonna wave, make a big slow wave with your right arm
Step 7: Swing your right arm in a 360 degree angle, duck and touch the floor, stand up, spin once
Step 8: Repeat
Step 9: Make a super dibby pose, like the peace sign!!


OMG, I just made a dance. w00t!!!

If you do this dance, then kudos to you!!!

If you don't, then only udos. :<

If you decide to make your own dance, then your dance will appear on this blog for the world to see!!

(sorry cuppy, i just noticed in the inventions one some of your invention info was cut off, so i assure you all it won't happen again)

CIAO DARLINGS!!

HEY!

(looks around evilly)

I SAW THAT!!!

(looks at confused readers)

LOOK AT THE FOLLOWERS LIST!!! (points)

(readers still confused)

IT USED TO BE 17!!!!! Now...it's 16!!!!!!!!

(readers still confused)

WHO STOPPED FOLLOWING?

(readers get it but laugh)

Once you follow someone you can't turn back!!!! (points at all followers, all of which are very scared)

One of you is missing!!! Who are you?!?!

(stops suddenly)

Omy, I just realized how petty sounded there. V.V Forgive me.

Anyways, in other news,

Random facts!!!

A spider gets drunk on coffee.
If you draw a line on a paper with a ballpoint pen an ant will follow it.
The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.
The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".
Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".
In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men.
When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969).
John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."
A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
Hummingbirds can't walk.
The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst".
The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.
The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon).
Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.
Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.
The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
pearls melt in vinegar.
If you put grapes in a microwave, it will explode.
In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.
Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".
In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
Cats' urine glows under a black light.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."
A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
"101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.
An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
All polar bears are left-handed.
11% of the world is left-handed.
A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT".
$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
About 55% of all movies are rated R.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (O.o)
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

And I know many, many more. (But am too lazy to put them up here)

Anyways, CIAO DARLINGS!!!

>:(

Guess what?

Turns out...I'm not going to San Diego!!!!!!!!!! DX

My dad can't miss work so for Thanksgiving we're going...NO WHERE!!! And I'm still alive!!! Still alive but quite sad!!! D:

Waah!

PS: Go to the Short Story Blog
PSS: Go to the Guide of Dibbiness or whatever.

Leavin'.

Guys I'm going to SanDiego on wednesday 4 thanksgiving. ill be back on in about saturday or so. u guys will miss me right?? XD I might be able to go on a few times, but in other words, I'm dead. Sorry, I know you guys oh so fabulously think of me as unbearably dibby (lol YEAH RIGHT) but I must go where I need to go. I'll fill you guys in when I come back!

Also, Coady, I finally convinced this other dude after begging on the phone and face-to-face to help me on Clubpenguin. Just pitch in, alright? I still need help. (dumb computer of mine won't let me go on, so I NEED you guys to help me almost desperately!!! DX)

Oh yeah, that reminds me, everybody go to Coady's blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now!!!!!!! He will live the life of Dibsy on until I come back from the dead!

Now, since I will be dead when this sentence is done, Coady, you have no choice but to live my life on until I come back V.V Heehee.

(dies) (last words: I BELIEVE AND TRUST IN YOU COOOAAAAADDDDYYYY...!!!) (clubpenguin help still needed!)


PS: GO TO THE SHORT STORY BLOG!!!!!!!!

Everybody!!!

Go to Clubpenguin.com

Sign in as my penguin. My user name:

Taffletoe 11

Password: ~~~~~~~

Don't get my banned, don't delete any of my friends, and don't make any new friends!!!

Please everyone, I desperately need your help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to any server you want.

OK, you will suddenly be a pink penguin in some place. You might not see yourself, since a large crowd of penguins might be blocking your view. Never mind that. On the bottom left corner is a blue sign that says, MAP. Click on it.

then, go to the top right corner. You will see this ice berg. To its left is a Japanese looking temple building thing. Click on it.

When you're there, go inside the door. If you don't know where it is, follow where all the rest of the penguins are going. If it says, Sorry this room is full, try again until it allows you, or log out and go to another server.

When you're in, in the far right corner, you'll see a green cushion/pillow thingie, with a snow flake, water, and fire signs on top of it. Click on the green cushion.

It will ask, Do you want to talk to Sensei?. Say yes. When you are talking to him, click on instructions. When you get it, click on competition.

Play nine or more games and win. You need to play and win nine games to get a belt, which is what I'm aiming for. (i'm aiming for a black belt)

After it gives you a sign saying, Taffletoe 11 wins, press ok and hang around, and Sensei might give you a belt. Or, you will be brought back.

Guys can you do this for me?? I seriously need help on this. Really, really do.

Whoever help me will get special (not just blog advertising) recognition and a reward from my blog!!! Whoever gets me a belt will be rewarded beyong their truly belief!

OK guys, I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time here, but please do this for me, because I need help. Just follow the walkthrough I wrote here and you'll probably be fine. Please help me. Please.

Bye...

Yo!

The super inventions that are so awesome yet so dangeorus that's why they're awesome!!!

Professor Cuppy suggests:

The SIFBD!!!! Super intensely fast butler dude!!

he carries whatever you need on a tray and when you snap your fingers he suddenly appears at your side with it. Then when you take it off the tray he disappears until you call him again.


Professor Lea humbly proclaims the,

Invisible earphones:

Pros: You can listen to all the music you want to in class, and the teachers will never know.

Cons: You may start failing classes. (Any addiction to this device is not the creator's (Lea's) fault.


Professor Manga Dork scientifically explains,

The T of DM the Tousands of drinks maker. It can make any drink (no alchohol) any flavor anytime.
cons:make bladders weak and may cause sugar rushes.
pros: Sugar and its portable!


Coady researches on...

the sturdy goat.

it can carry anything anywhere anytime. people have had them carry monster trucks on their backs, without a sign of pain!
but wait, theres more!

it also has a built-in lazer turret defense system! your stuff will never be stolen again!

pros: useful for moving stuff, going on vacations, etc.

cons: will always have a secret hatred for you.


w00t!!!

Also, I'm starting another blog, called, How to Be Dibby, or something like that. Visit it.

If you don't visit, you don't care. V.V

Lol jk.

Also, FOLLOW MY BLOG!!!

Neenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneener!

A-n-y-ways, I gots ze Writers Bloc. I need. Inspiration!!

Hmm. I just realized that, in fact, a cacnea IS a pokemon! :O

CIAO, BABY BOBBLYS!!!

Let's Be Random!

Hi people. I'm officially undibby. So bored. Icksh.

We made sickness and diseases, now how about some inventions? (see, i'm so scientific)

First up:

The Clapping Hand!
What it Does: It makes you clap! And if you don't you explode!
Cons: Well, no one here wants to 'splode, now, right?
Pros: It cleans up after itself.

This Idea Has Been Scrapped After All 155,472,476,428,517,542,758,636,792,750,678,397 users died in the attempt.

Next up,

The SESA HAT!!! (the sentimental emotional super annoying hat)
What it Does: Put it on, and it will say outloud how you are feeling-sad, mad, happy... it also says out your innermost feelings!!!
Cons: Well, if you were about to be convicted of the crime of controlling the spagetti monster and you wore this hat, and the punishment would be a bazillion years in prison, well, yeah.
Pros: It comes in multi colors.

This defice has been used by cops and Judge Dibsy worldwide. Criminals beware.

Last,

The NF!! (noisy feet)
What it does: Ever wanted background music? Ever wanted to play a sad song that mysteriously comes out of no where in a depressing moment? Well, you should want the NF feet!! Are you happy? Chant, "There's no place like feet" over and over again, smile, and boom, the Hamsterdam theme song or Spongebob theme song suddenly plays out of no where!!
Cons: There is no con for dibby people. But there have been complaints by teachers that students have been playing their NF in tests. Whenever they start a quiz, the Jeopardy theme music plays out of no where.
Pros: Everything. What's wrong with it, eh?

Like last time, YOU CAN DECIDE WHAT MANKIND CAN USE IN THE TOMORROW TIME!! YOU WILL BE FAMOUS! ON THIS BLOG FOR CREATING AN UNKNOWN AND POSSIBLY DANGEROUS AND SLASH OR STUPID DEVICE!

SO, COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT TO INVENT VENT VENT!!! WOOOOO!!!

STEER CLEAR!!!

These diseases created by the eveel scientists that have mastermindedly decided to comment here will be spread as soon as yu finish this sentence! There!!! Now you are diagnosed with it! w00t!

First is by Professor Jckandy:

"Temperofemoralitis!"
(temp-er-o-fem-or-al-ite-iss)

You cannot speak a sentence without screaming. You cannot look at someone without glaring. Your muscles are permanently contracted, and your teeth are always clenched together.

Only known cure? Eat some ice cream with sprinkles, quick! This disease may be fatal.

(screams in horror)

Professor Coady!!!

ninjalazercrazynincompoopalrightus.
ninja-lazer-crazy-nincompoop-alright-us

occurs when you watch too many chuck norris movies.

primary symptoms are increased agility and extreme motivational boosts.

second symptoms are,unfortunately, worse. lazers shoot from your ears,and you began to think everyone is a cacnea. you then proceed to hug them to death. al of a sudden, your arms and legs will magically fall off.

the final stage of this diasese is that you will think everything is alright...


... until your face melts off.

the only known cure is to eat a salad with every single vegtable in it.

I HATE VEGGIES! (dies from sickness, and face melts off)

Professor Alyce!

Listeningtocrappymusicalldatimeitis.
(self-explanatory)

The cause is-
Listening to yucky music.

The symptoms are-
Listening to music that the erm... patient... does not like... all day. Subconciously.

The only known cure is to... erm... go to a concert... of good music. 8) Yah.

(dies)

And here is PhD. Lady vLo, who has decided to tell us a really really big word!

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotama-
teaturipukakapikimaunga-
horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

MEANING: A RANDOM HILL!!!

And, a real sickness,

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!!!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! The word you say when you don't know what to say!!!

Also, because of the dear unpopularity of his blog, I would like all of you to go to:

http://j0hny5276.blogspot.com/

And comment there! Please!! He's lonely!!! D:

Bye bye, you dibby little people~!

IF ONLY!

I WISH I COULD MAKE DISEASES!!! THAT WOULD BE SO FUN! HERE ARE DA MOST AWESOMENEST DISEASES KNOWN TO THE PEOPLE THAT READ THIS:

Nostrilara (nohs-tril-arra):

Cause: When you get angry and flare your nostrils for a long time

What happens: Your nostrils are flared unintenionally

Symptoms: Clogged up nose, speech disfigured, wrinkles centering the middle of the face, creases, crossed eyes, the urge to frown all the time

The Only know cure:

1) Get two grapes and slice them half way, and scoop out all of its insides.
2) Stick them in your nose (if you can. if not, try an avacado) Expose them to the sunlight-i.e.-the public
3) SQUUEZE!
4) WAIT.
5) Take out the grapes.

Dibaspazonium (dib-uh-spaz-own-ee-um)

Cause: Flaming Dibsy's blogs

What happens: You become a 24/7 SPAZ.

Symptoms: Your skin becomes a permaneant shade of maroon/pink/red/purple or whatever color you turn into when you're angry, your mouth becomes two times bigger, steam coming out of every hole in your body, your voice always screaming, everything you touch you have to smash/hit/break,

The Only known Cure: TO AWARD DIBSY WITH DA BIGGEST PRIZE EVER

Udism (ooh-dee-sum)

Cause: Being normal, like Mr. Normal from Spongebob

What happens: You become extremely undibby

Symptoms: What can I say? Everything UNDIBBY

The Only know cure: To become dibby and be awarded by Dibsy (willingly)

CONTEST FOR ALL COMMENTORS!!!

Make a disease like these three, and those people will be announced on the next post of my blog!!!!

:D

A random post with questions that will probably never be answered EVER.

Oh yeah, I'm back baby!!!

You know, I would like to think about this small stereotype-if a girl is mean to a boy, that means she likes him. So what about a girl that's nice to a boy?

I think that a girl thats nice to a guy only wants to be friends with the boy, if she's mean to the boy, means that she likes him, if she flat out ignores him, is either too shy and likes him or doesn't want to have anything to do with him. Why?

I knoooow, the all knowing DIB knows all.

I wonder why a laptop gets hot on the bottom when you use it for a long time. People call this "overheating". But when I hear the world overheating, I instantly think of burnt barbeque on a grill. Why?

My friend asked me how to make ketchup. I was all like, "Well DUH, you squeeze the tomato." But then I realize that when I squeeze a tomato only that juice thing comes out. How DO you make ketchup???

My friend's mom doesn't believe in mountains. Why??

I've read in Neon Duck's blog once a quote:

"Brochures always lie, remember that and you'll go a long way."

Which is true. They always lie. LIARS.

I wonder what the inside of my eye socket would look like. I mean, everybody always shows the rolling eye when it falls off, but there's hardly ANy detail of the inside of the eye socket. Hmm. Why?

I remember a quote I once read in a Barnes and Noble refridgerator magnet:

"Do not take the path that lies in front of you, but make a new one and leave a trail."

I want to be as gaudy as can be in the time I have left before I graduate from elementary school permaneantly.

Anyways, here is a random poem,

I'm sitting
I'm sitting
I've been waiting really long
My mouse is twitching,
I'm rocking back and forth

I'm getting very scared
It's going to end really soon
What if I don't make it??

At last the screen flashed into view
I sobbed at the sight
It's totally unfair
This totally was not right

It wasn't my fault
It wasn't my doing
It's all it's fault
that I didn't make it

My only last words are,

DARN COMPUTER SCREEN LOADS TOO SLOW!!!

:P Not really, but still.

Here's a random fact-if you draw a line with a ball point pen an ant will follow it.

Anyways, I would like to present you all with the RIQ!!!

Random
Intelligence
Quotience!!!


OK, raise your hands if you want to take the RIQ test!!!

If so, you must requie patience!!! :D

First question:

My waterbottle is talking to me. It's telling me to bring a fork and a plate of cheese to my doctor. What is your waterbottle saying?

a) Nothing. I'm NOT crazy like YOU.

b) I dunno. I don't speak waterbottle-ese, but I know it's saying something.

c) Umm...It's telling me to follow you.

d) It's telling me to go to the nearest fire department with a pen and a pencil, and ask one of the Dalmations to sign my autograph.

That's all for now!!! :D If you would like to participate in this to see your RIQ, comment comment comment with your answer!!! A, B, C, or D!!! :D

CIAO!!!

HERE COMES ANOTHTHER!!! :D

MY FIFTH AWARD, AWARDED BY NONE OTHER THAN C!!! :D

OK, yadda yadda yah, you know the rules, if you don't, scroll down below the post. I guess I have to tag new people.

1. C-for tag backs

2. Blogi or however you spell it because at school she TOLD me she's on blogger, but I think she's a liar. (but beign soooo dibby, i award her! :D)

3. Rien-because of her I met C, and because of C I have my fifth award!!! :D

4. Jckandy-for being so totally awesome! :D

5. Ada Potata-for rhyming wth potato!!!

6. Tara-for her awesome fashion designs!!!

7. Dogsrcuties-for all the help she's given me

8. Thorny-for creating Total Drama Island

9. Natty-for being sooooo awesome! :D

10. B2the3-for starting Guide to Nerdiocity

:D

Anyways, CIAO WINNERS!!!

XD

I LOVE YOU JoshiKousei!!!

I GOT ANOTHER AWARD BY JOSHIKOUSEI FOR THE SECOND TIME!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

THIS MAKES MY FOURTH BLOG AWARD!!! OMIGOSHIES, I LOVE YOU ALL!!!


Unfortunately, my stupid computer won't let me post pictures on this, so here is blogger link award picture for you all of you winners to show off in your blog:

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPdpnk6B6kwLybpoP1fwZ2VuVPBps2F40FqOQ4K6iOveCa6-fdaxpubGzYNqbE7r7bBQBfvEY7OBIZeIvAyoVhGMETrDRPvo1iQrCcymE77fzJZRQrcnZ8Qx1tQjWf_8m900UK5TZqHyU/s1600-h/juhgjh.bmp

I love you all!! :D

Rules:

1) Put the logo on your blog. Which I clearly did. (nods and points at link)

2) Add a link to the person who awarded it to you.

Again, my stupid computer won't let me make links. I know, it sux.

3) Link 10 other people that you would like to share this award with.

4) Give a reason why you think this person's blog is cool.

Well, here are the chosen ones!!! :D

1) J0hny-because he is the only person in the whole blogger world I know that's on this thing

2) C-For her ham

3) Vlo-for teaching me how to change my template

4) Nathaniel-for being so totally awesome

5) Leanne-for being like an awesome friend here on blogger

6) Neon Duck-for being the beginning of it all, congrats

7) Cuppy-For being so awesome

8) Kels Kels-although she has stopped blogging, she has been like my best friend on blogger

9) Levi-for surviving da fruitloop

10) Alyce Kullen-for being the first person to comment on my blogs XD

CONGRATULATIONS, ALL YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!

My Temporary Name

I am now TeddyFace. For now. I will be Dibsy soon. But for now,

I am Teddyface.

Oh yes, I am BACK! FROM THE DEAD!

Anyways, I got this idea from Rien's blog, and Genie's life. Here is the story of my life,

Once upon a time there was a girl,

an annoying brother, crazy friends, mental people, a woman obsessed with walls, spiked apple cider, a boy, a boy, and more boys, a flute, a bookworm, a perfectionist, a low achiever, a delinquent, a jerk, a wienie, a dork, a cup of liquid paint, a stick of lip gloss, three desperate girls, a beach, a walk, a talk, more movies than you can count, a friend, a fish, a tattoo, a halo, a hankerchief, nine piercings, hair dye, a speech, a sea food market and a certain arrangement that changed everything.

But through all this,

LIFE STILL WANTS TO BE EVEEL.

GAWSH.

Ode to Writer's Bloc (because I have no idea what to post anymore!!!)

I HATE YOU. WHY MUST YOU HAUNT AND RACK MY BRAIN SO, WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME LOSE MY MEMORY EVERYTIME I PULL THE KEYBOARD, WHY WHY WHY?!

PS: I need help! I'm dying! See, look!

(dies)

x.x

SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH!!!

HELLO!!! :DDDDD

As you know I'm going for secratary, and I need to do a speech. After some consulting with my friends(and some of you) I have finally decided on a speech.

Guys, please tell me if this is a good speech. I can take it if you guys don't like it, you know. Be honest to me if you really really really like me!!!

Ahem.

Hi, people of Cerritos scool! (that's the school i go to) (McCain imitation) I REALLY love this school, to the floors to the ceilings. As you know, i'm running for secratary. I have no experience at all, but I'm reeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy excited to just be on this stage, especially since this is a big first for me. I have the determination and stamina, so I hope you will vote for me. Now, if I become secratary, I promise you anything that a secratary can give you-and more as long as it's legal. Although secrataries CANNOT put in any clubs for this school, I will try my best to put at least something close to it. If I win, I promise not to just be the school secratary, but your friend. So please vote for me, you won't regret it. (peace sign) PEACE OUT, YO!!

So?? Is it good and will I have at least have a chance to win???

Confused, confused, and confused

The several emotions going on currently in my life.

Confused: I'm running for secretary at my school. At lot of people are going to vote for me anyways just because I'm their friend. But here's the problem:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SECRATARY DOES!!! I NEED HELP!

I want the job that has less stuff to do-that would be vice president, but that's for only fifth graders. T_T That leaves president or secratary, and obviously it has got to be secratary, and my best friend, Yvette is funning for president, along with my also long time friend, Jason. (guess what? he's also a SMART ASIAN DUDE!!!)

That leaves representatives. Listen, people, this is my last year before I graduate forever from elemantary school, and reprasentative is not enough for me. I NEED to leave with a ka-BAM.

So, i'm settling for secratary.

Next reason-I have major stage fright, and I need to do a speech in front of all the little voter people (fourth graders to sixth graders) and this is...well...

You get the point. I know, I know, you may be thinking, 'Why the heck are you even trying to go for secratary?' Well, all I have to say is,

KA-BAM!!!

So, um, CONTEST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need help. I don't kno what the heck a secratary does. Does anyone know? (this is not the contest, but i give a shout out to who tells me)

OK, the CONTEST!!!

Can you guys do like, a fake speech thing? I'm not gonna copy your speech, but can you just write down a speech if you're going to try being a school secratary?

I mean, I need to appeal to not only sixth graders, but fourth and fifth graders too. Can any of you please help me write a speech? (please post it on this blog post)

Thanks a lot!!!!!!! Thanks so much you guys, I totally owe all of you people!!!!! (when it's the day before I go do the speech, i'll post the speech here so you guys can all see, and i'll see if you guys like it)

It's Fake and That's The Way I Like it

Some say women have especially high expectations in EVERYTHING.

Although, yes...I agree...I'm picky...

I take bribes but I never give into blackmail. :P

Anyways, this dude in my class, a really short and skinny pale-ish dude, really meek, but real nice, was just hanging around. We were all hanging around. -_-

Anyways, he was all playing with this fake silver (plastic) ring thing, and I was all like, "What's that?"

"Fake piercing." He said smiling. I smiled back. He played around with it for a while until he put the ring on his nose. Lemme tell you, this guy is a really small guy. I'm a lot bigger than him. THe fake ring piercing is pretty big.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Laughter, laughter, cough, cough, gurgle gurgle die die.

x.x

Anyways, I was all like, "Oh, can I borrow it?" After a while he finally gave it to me, and I was like, totally ectastic. :DDDDDDD

"OMIGOSH YOUR THE MOST AWESOME GUY IN THE WORLD!"

In fact, he even let me keep it!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

So for like almost the whole day, I wore the fake piercing with much pride. I mean seriously, this is some pretty rare stuff. Most guys will not give up something as totally awesome as this.

Some kinda thought it was getting kinda gross. I put it on my ear (making me look like a hippie) put it on my nose, (making me look SUPER punk-not that i'm complaining :P)) and on my mouth, which was my favorite place to put it. :D

I mean, mouth, nose, ear, mouth again. Still. I loved it. :D But if I ever get a piercing, I want snake bites. But.

I don't like pain. :(

Also, vLo asked me about Ona He, well, it's ummmmm...about this girl...and, ummm...well, just stay tune for the first post! >_

This morning was not a dibby morning. D:

This morning was boring. It's still boring. I hope today gets dibbier.

Maybe, if I'm lucky, a hobo will chase me down the street for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Or hopefully, when I go watch Beverly Hills Chiuhuahua (I put the wow in chi-WOW-wa) instead of popcorn some guy will give me red hair dye.

Or maybe I will see one of my guy friends today. If I'm lucky, maybe I can catch them in the movies with me. Hope fully I might have a camera that works in the dark and be able to put some random clip art on their pic, and then use it as blackmail later.

BUT NO. NOTHING AS DIBBY AS THAT STUFF WILL HAPPEN TO ME. WHY NOT?!

OK, I'll try and be realistic here.

How about...some random dude in the front of our movie spazzes out in front of a chihuahua in the movie screen for no apparent reason? No. That will never happen unless I do that.

Maybe I'll be able to sit next to some famous person-like Steve from Blue's Clues.

Better yet, Barney.

Hey, I live in California. Not as unlikely as you think.

When I say it like that, I realize how many media-related things I have done or went to.

So...

HOW COME I'M NOT FAMOUS???

Oh yeah. I remember.

I know I'm not going to be famous today. I know.

Why?

Because.

Today is very undibby, and anything as undibby as today will not get me famous.

D:

HUZZAH!!!

:D WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! FINALLY, A NEW TEMPLATE!!! THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH vLo!!!! :D AFTER FINALLY ASKING MY DAD TO HELP ME, THE OZMICS HAS A NEW, FUNKILY AWESOME AND TOTALLY DIBBY TEMPLATE!!! I OWE YOU ONES vLo AND DAD!!! w00t, now I know!

Ahem. In other news, I'm planning on giving all my other blogs a new template now, too. If this gets a template or any other blog of mine, I am editing this post, so keep on looking at this post!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: HERE COMES THE DIB HAS JUST HAD ITS LAYOUT CHANGED!!! :D

Taking a trip down memory lane... (or better yet, memory posts, but, whatever)

Quote of the Random Post: "Anything can be a weapon, my dear, naiive little friend. I can kill you with a swimming pool foam noodle."

Anyways, this is a random post. So random, in fact, the only thing random about it, is this post. And when the only thing random about a post is the random post, then you will have to conclude that...

The writer is stupid.

I'm thinking of making a new word. I want to see how Mr. Webster guy or whatever that dictionary man's name is is going to say about it. The word is-

dibby: adjective-cool in a random/weird/eccentric fashion
etymology: Dibsy's living room, an ice cream

I am dibby. And, if you actually read up to this far, you are very dibby. w00t, now everyone's happy! :D If I make this word big enough (meaning: everyone in da whole wide world, including you, uses it) I might make up to my dream-to get a page on wikipedia. Some people want to be in the in crowd, some want to be popular at school, I want to be an internet celebrity and be on wikipedia for it.

You know Chris Crocker is on wikipedia because of it. So why can't I? :D

Na-na-na... (for those who forgot or dunno, nanana means subject change)

For some stupid reason, my bold and italics icon for work. Whenever I want to bolden or italize something, I get, '' and ''. T_T

Na-na-na...

Soooo...I decided to make some small, itsy bitsy random poems. Since I can't bold them the way beautifully broken can, (smashes keyboard) I will have to improvise. (snifflez)

Here's one that I posted here a long time ago. (but i have some new readers so i want to see your reaction. if you saw this you can skip it. :D)

Ahem. (crowd silences)

This is called, "I was eating a lone hamburger when..."

Ahem.

(starts poem, in black clothing a beret, while snapping fingers)

I was eating a lone cheeseburger when
I met a baby girl named Ben.
She told me that she was magical
And told me she thought I was radical
And let me have 3 wishes to-oday!

First I wished for a cheeseburger that day!!!
Yes, I wished for a cheeseburger that day!!
Only cause she ate my burger did she think I wa-as radical
And told me that she was magical
So I wished for a cheeseburger that day!!!

For number 2 I asked for juju
Since I wanted to be like Ben-
But instead she only told me it was for men!!!

So for number 2 I asked to be a boy!!!
But when Ben made me a boy I turned out to be a goy,
so I turned back to a girl once again!!

For number 3 I wanted cows
Lots and lots and lots of cows-
I wished for lots and lots of cows today!!

Now I can have lots of burgers,
But I wanted a cheeseburger,
But now I can have hamburgers,
And Ben...

Left. And then I was left with lots and lots of cows. :(

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU LIAR!!! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SNAP FINGERS!!! (audience throws tomatoes at dibsy, who doesn't know how to snap her fingers anywho) **cries, and then runz off the stage**

Na-na-na...

Not to be vain, but any random person can just go into any post of my blog and understand everything. Hmmm. Is it because i never post of my life but of random stuff? Maybe. ^^ Oh well.

Na-na-na...

Some dream I posted a looong time ago:

Anyways, some of my dream may be lies, since I may have forgotten some and have had to improvised.

So for some weird reason, me and a randomly selected group of my friends were stuck in this little room. (T.T Okay...)

Then, for some weird reason, this chef guy gave us this plate with a lid on top. I think we were having a contest on who could cook this thing the fastest...?

Well, we opened the lid and guess what we had to cook-A GUN. Yes, we're going to cook some nice revovler. Delicious. (not)

Anyways, since we had no idea how to cook a gun (who does?) we set fire to it. And some really dumb person put it on our closet. And guess what? Someone had put all of our clothes in it.

OK, so our room was on fire. I don't know if we tried going through the door, but being how dumb we were to put a fiery gun on our closet, that was no surprise.

So, we were practically dying and we started making little speeches similiar to a soap opera. And then suddenly, someone started tying this bedsheet and then threw it out the window.

Nice. So, I did not die in this dream. Extra nice.

Which, by the way, is not very unlikely. I tend to die a bit in my dreams. T_T Is this a sign I'm gonna die in bed?? Oh, here's another one! :D

Anyways, this is what my dream was about. For some mysterious reason, I was sent to this huge camp, and to go to the other side there was this maze. There was also a fortress around the other side of the maze, but not at the other side.

So, at first, my dream was fun, and awesome. I swam in the swimming pool, I made friends, but i was warned about these Indians.

And then, one day, we saw smoke coming out of the fortress, and when we (as in me and my warrior friends...they were all adults/teens) went nearer, we saw that the Indians had set fire to our fortress!

OK, so, my friends became like an army and we all charged down to the Indians and started fighting them.

Suddenly, I alerted to myself to warn the other campers on the other side, so I rushed, (as impossible as a maze can be) towards the other side, but this crazy Indian girl (oh, I know Indians arne't like this. Maybe they were just terrorists. But they looked liek an old-fashioned Indian) followed me.

I can't really explain this, since I forgot some details, but me and the Indian girl had a sort of love-hate relationship. We helped each other at times, but several times we chased each othe,r and most of the time i think she held a spear...?

By the time I was on the other side she had lost her spear, and I babbled in front of these adults who didn't seem to care one bit about what was happening.

I forgot something, but I was trying to escape from the Indian girl by going into the maze, where I saw a shovel.

She was chasing me around, and I think she maybe gained back her spear, because I was running like I had never ran before. It felt like I was...floating.

And then I whipped around with the shovel and smacked her on the head with it. Since my dreams are PG-rated, all you could hear was a 'clang' and she fell to the ground, but there was no blood and stuff.

Anyways, the sky was really red, so I guess i was pretty much in the heat of the moment when I whacked her on the head with it again.

I felt guilty when I turned away, but then she started laughing like a maniac and I knew she hadn't felt a thing.

I think she was a cyborg. Think about it-no blood, and a clanging noise when i hit her. I mean, what the...?

So, she kept chasing me again, and then, POOF!, I awoke.

to tell you the truth, that dream was pretty fun. But it wasn't my style.

I really do prefer dreaming of adventures, but more light-hearted ones. Ones full of not only fighting and adventure, but some funny stuff, too. Like the movie Get smart.

Like one time, I once dreamt of kidnapping this total spoiled brat so she could join the FBI, (her information was very valuable. we needed her on the computers, i think) and we had to bribe her with a jar of M&M's.

w00t, I love my dreams. They're sooooo fun! :D

Once, I had this dream when I was a superspy. And I had to kidnap this spoiled brat/really smart and quiet classmate of mine (whichever. i forgot.) and she wouldn't come with us. We needed her to be part of the FBI. So we bribed her/him with M&M's. And then stole them back.

By the way, I'm still alive. Just wanted you to know that.

Na-na-na...

Here's some weird/gross kind of story that happened when I was really young... (which i also posted a long time ago)

Anyways, I just remembered a small portion of my life that I would like share... (-_- Do I sound like a teacher?) about lip gloss, and how my breath actually smelled good for once. (do you really want to hear this?)

One day when I was veyr little, the time when Yra and me were best friends and in the same class, we had this girl named Leslie, who was an E.G.G. (Extreme Girly Girl)

So one day I brought this two sided bubblegum Hello Kitty lipgloss, and she asked me to borrow it. So I gave it to her.

After lunch break (i think) I came to her while we were back in class for my lip gloss, and I was ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED to see her.

Leslie had overly done it, not like any other E.G.G. could. So, this makes her her an E.E.E.G.G.! (Extra Extra Extreme Girly Girl)!!!

Her lips looked bloated with my lip glossiness, and looked like, two times its size. Noticing how much the overcoat looked like lipstick, I hissed quickly to her, "Take it off!"

"What?" She looked overly shocked. Guess she didn't check the mirror.

"The lip gloss! Now! Before the teacher sees! We're not allowed to wear makeup at school, remember???"

Taking the hint, she rubbed her fingers on her lips, while Yra turned to me and aske,d "What happened?"

I explained to her the utmost disaster and she said, "Oh no! You shouldn't give Leslie anything!"

OK, so Leslie had wiped off the lipgloss already, right? So, I quickly demanded, "Where's my lip gloss?"

She handed it to me, and this is probably the grossest part to all of you E.G.G.'s and E.E.E.G.G.'s out there.

One of the lip gloss sides were stuck. Leslie had smooshed it all around(it was the lip gloss stick par.t you know, it was like a glue stick) , and the cap couldn't go in. (Leslie kept apologizing to me, btw) I looked around. No trash cans in sight. The classroom was near us, and for sure the teacher would catch us.

In a pure moment of desperation, I grabbed a chunk of lip gloss into my mouth. "We have to eat it!"

Of course, both my friends hesitated, but being so totally awesome (yra is more awesome cause she didn't ruin my lip gloss!) they joined me, and in the end, our mouths were sticky and covered in lip gloss goop, and a bitter taste was stuck in our mouths.

Lip gloss may smell good, but it tastes NASTY, by the way. Speaking of smell, I think our breaths started smelling pretty good.

Still nasty experience, though. T.T

>.<

Na-na-na...

Here's a random rant:

OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE OF THE EARTH?! WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ALLOWING THE PB&J'S TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!(for those of you who don't know, PB&J's means uninteresting or plain in dibsy language. see how much dibsyland will expand across our nation?)

IF NONE OF US DO ANYTHING SOON, OUR EARTH WILL BE BORING AND GRAY!! THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, THE POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW WILL BE ONE OF THOSE RUSTY GRAY POTTYS IN THOSE PUBLIC BATHROOMS THAT STINK!!!

WHY WON'T ANYTHING DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS??!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??!! AAAAAHHH!!!!!!

(DIES)

(rises back from her grave)

HIIIIIII!!! OK, I calmed down. Seriously guys, what are you people going to do about the PB&J's? THE HORROR-THE HUMANITY, THE-(gets knocked out cold)

((runner-up jumps in, but is uglier than the real one)HELLO!! This is Dipsy, the runner-up! If you didn't know, the only reason this is called Dibsy is cause Dibsy won the Dissy Idol, which was the contest for the new person for this blog! I was the runner up. Dissy is the original. She retired cause she is old and ugly.

(Dissy throws cane at Dipsy, Dipsy faints cause she is a dip, he runner up's runner up jumps in)

Hiya! This is Ditzy! I'm the runner up's runner up! I'm absolutely determined to stay!(Dibsy wakes up, karate chops Ditzy, Ditzy goes unconcious)

And here you have it, the one and only Dibsy! Oh, the horror and shame of the PB&J's.

Look what it has made-Dipsy and Ditzy are on the ground! OH NO!Now, this was a demonstration of what a PB&J can do to you. (what does it even have to do with this?)

(points at audience) Do YOU want this to become you? You never know, maybe someone close to you could get struck by the sad sickness of a PB&J.

DON'T BE A PB&J.

PB&J'S SUCK, DON'T BE ONE!!!!

Na-na-na...

Top 10 Ways to Get Rich (and fast!)

1. Ask, like, 5 bucks from one person, (remember to make sure that you won't have to give it back later on, though) then ask it again from another person, and by the time you aksed like 20 people, you got a hundred bucks!

2. Dress up as a hobo and set up camp next to a sap. Beg for some change, and maybe you'll gain a few cents along the way.



3. Get some old thing from your closet (example: an umbrella) and design it so it won't look like an umbrella anymore. Attempt selling it on eBay. (example: an umbrella could become so hip hop toy if you took the rod and made it spin around and around the top of the umbrella, which you will reattach to its bottom)



4. Go to the mall with brother/sister. (lets go with brother) Tell the cashier with a store bought item (lets say... a new bike) And say, "A bike for my brother." Upon seeing your brother's face, pick him up and hand him to the cashier. (may not be making you get richer, but it'll definitely imporove your chances)

5. Look up the least popular famous person and buy an item for them. Don't use it, but wait maybe ten years. By then, it'll be a hit, and you can go up on eBay and sell it.

6. Live with your mom with the rest of your life. you might not get rich, but at least you get something to fall back on if you do.

7. Buy a chicken suit, a tutu, an afro, some hip sunglasses, and learn how to dance. Show off your moves in the street and maybe you'll get big bucks out of it. Trust me. You will.

8. Do a DIY (do it yourself) on EVERYTHING. You won't have to spend any money, and trust me, how did Tarzan cope with the jungle?

9. Invent useless stuff that look so awesome that anybody'd buy it. (example: a machine that makes you clap, a door that leads you to a brick wall (for burglars) and a pen that leaves a sparkling trail of ant like dust wherever it written)

10: Break your brother's piggybank. End of story.

Na-na-na...

Some random shish kabob post...

Hi... This is Dibsy, genius. (if you didn't know) If you did know, then,

HI THERE!!!! We're rainbows of colors and colors of rainbows...

Anyways, being the amazingly awesome people you people are, how many people here like shish kabobs?

(crickets)

SHISH KABOBS! YES, I SAID SHISH KABOBS!! It's a tongue twister!!! Shish kabob, Shi kabah Sh kabah, shish kabob!!

Why? (I can just hear you ask, 'Why are we talking about shish kabobs?')

The answer: We all love food.

(crickets)

Ah...I see my crowd is either dead or sleeping...Dibsy must do something to wake the poor crowd up...

Sushi, anyone?

w0000000t! :D

Na-na-na...

I DO NOT LIKE PENS! :D

DIBSY: I AM THE DIB! I DO NOT LIKE PENS!!
OTHER DIB: Do you not like pens here or there?
DIBSY: I do not like pens anywhere.
OTHER DIB: Not here or there, not anywhere?
DIBSY: I AM THE DIB! I DO NOT LIKE PENS!!
OTHER DIB: Could you? Would you in the rain? Or perhaps you'd like them on a plane?
DIBSY: Not on a plane, not on the rain!
OTHER DIB: Use it, you weirdo, or I'll shoot you down the turbo!
DIBSY: I AM THE DIB! I DO NOT LIKE PENS!!

Na-na-na...

I wanna be a cheerleader! ;D

5, 6, 7, 8!! Hi, my name is Dibsy, and although I might be Ditzy, I think you're bein' Dissy! (yeah, yeah)
To the D, to I, to the B-S-Y, I am Dibsy! (phwooar...) Yeah, I am Dibsy!!

I am DIBSYLICIOUS! :D!!!

Na-na-na...

(does the wave) Ooh, I am with my H.E.N.Z.!! (Happiness energetic nice zone) Ohm...

Well...GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE, I'M HERE 'TIL...'TIL WHENEVER! :D HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!

GGD's weird-anything else new?

(GGD stands for GogoDibsy peeps)

OK, I seriously recoggmend the book. I would recoggmend a lotta other chick-lit books like these, but sadly I'm too lazy for that and this is the most recent book I finished. ^^

OK, we all know how random I am. w00t, and you know you love me for it. (hopefully) :P

OK, so there was this scene in the book where the main character, Jane, is like, super duper bored, right?

She's on her bed I think and rolls over, and accidentally falls on her little sister's Barbie car thing.

An idea struck her and she gets all of her little sister's Barbies (the sister's name is Carmella, btw) and, like, punks them. 0.0

For instance, she got a Sharpie and started coloring their hair, piercing their bodies with a pin, cutting up their clothes, and, well, stuff like that. (yes this includes pierced nipples)

OK, as an inspiration for this, I did the same exact thing. :D

Sadly, I gave away all my Barbies (i really should have kept them. ho hum. :( ) so I couldn't use Barbies.

So I got this school mascot plushie things. (i had an extra! :D) And since you can't really notice a piercing on a puny plushie doll such as mine, :(, I just did the best punking out of a small plushie I could do.

^^ All I had was a pair of black and red Sharpies, and a pair of scissors. Not much. (darn i should have saved my Barbies!!!)

So, my plushie of super puny wild cat (more like MILD cat) had been colored over and over again. It's vibrant, blue and yellow colors disappeared, and along...was...SUPER PUNK CAT.

It's new fur a cross of midnight blue and black, its inner coating BLOOD SHOT RED. Compared to Jane's Barbie vandaltion, however, this is totally mild.

Sigh. I'm so disappointed.

:(

People, if you go to my school, YOU KNOW ME, OK? I AM BORN TO BE WEIRD. DIFFERENT. I AM BORN TO ACT LIKE I HAVE GONE OVER THE EDGE.

My school fashion: Two pirate hankerchiefs daily. Covering my whole face. Wearing it like a bandit, or sometimes maybe on my eyes. Sometimes I go all out and cover my WHOLE FACE with it. (making my look like an axe murderer)

I have DONE ALMOST ALL. Of course, I will never go to school in a bikini to prove my point (a point which some people actually do) but I have worn an Angel halo on my head, punked out myself, worn a Barbie sing-along head band, went to school with a humungousor spray paint tattoo, worn a half-wig, conned a teacher to look up castration, and many, many more.

OK? Get my deal? (criez) This is such a disapointment.

(sobz)

(jumpos back) ^^ Well, see you guys soon. Gotsa go now. ^^ :D

DO YOU DIG IT?!

I changed my name-hurrahz!!! :DDD

LET'S CELEBRATE! (throws super uber big party and invited da whole wide world)

Lover Test-O.M.G.

^^ Hohohohohohohohohoho! At school, we had to these thinking map projects, and when we were done, we were allowed to go on the internet and play. ^^

Well, it turns out, that many of us decided to go to y8.com-and play-??? 0.0 ???-Love Tester, which is like a love compatibility ad thingy. Ohohohoho, something's spicy is going on!

(chats in gossipgirl lingo) You know you love me,
GogoDibsy

^^? Anyways, I paired up Jonathan with a hamburger. It turns out that their relationship is compatible to 55%. Hmm. And Jonathan and me are working to only 45%. Hmm.

This tells me something. And then, Jonathan and Buhl worked 85%. And Buhl is a GUY. 0.0

AND then, Lucia and Jonathan (another jonathan, i mean. a seventh grade one) was only 75%. 0.0 And me and Jason was 100% while me and JP are 70%.

Me and Jan are 50%, which is no surprise. Me and James are 100%, and me and CARL (of all dudes) was 75%, while Carl and Jonathan were 85%.

...

...

...

I know something spicy is going on. And my suspicions say that the boys are hanging WAAAAY too much together. Oh snap.

I know these names you probably don't know. So I am going to tell you some things about them, so you will know. I am Asian. Remember that. (filipino)

Jonathan is this dude. It used to be a common joke that he was gay. We all know he's not. He's a funny guy. I think he's from El Salvador or something. I dunno.

Hamburger is this burger you can get from most fast-food resturants. In this case, however, it is from McDonalds. (by the way, mcdonalds and burger king are only 20% compatible)

Buhl is this other funny dude. I don't say his first name as much as I say his last name. Hmm. Wonder why. He's a funny dude. He's also kinda creepy. But he's funny. So it doesn't matter. (i think he's half filipino...?) He recently got a haircut. I don't like it.

Lucia is one of the people that are in my little circle of best friends. HUZZAH!

Other Jonathan: Seventh grade dude. He's cool. also Jerson's brother. Jerson is also cool. It must run in the family.

Jan is this smart asian dude. He carries dictionaries. He's a science whiz. If have no clue what a big, hard-to-spell word is, come to this dude. Or if you have a very low science grade. He will help. I have known him for a looooong time. I consider him my friend. He probably considers me as a frienemy. (i think he finds me annoying)

James is also this smart Asian dude. Unlike Jan, he does not carry dictionaries. Unlike Jan, I think it is safe to say we consider each other friends. ^^

Carl is, once again, ANOTHER SMART ASIAN DUDE. I don't him enough yet, but I think we're kinda friends...?

Now, you have stepped your feet into my shoes. Welcome to my world.

HUZZAH!

You know you love me,
GogoDibsy

Food.

Food. T_T An international thing everyone in the world LOVES!!!!!



Even anorexic people love food! They regret it! They want to LOVE IT, but their dream to become skinnier than they are (if possible) pushes the love of FOOD away from them! :OO



Food food FOOD! EVERYONE LOVES FOOD! WHO DOESN'T LOVE FOOD? If you don't like this, you like that. If you don't like that, you like this. FOOD. (guys i'm bored so just deal with my food rant until i suddenly change the subject -_-)



Plus, not only does it make us happy, it helps us live!!! Without food, we cannot live! We need food! We love food!



How awesome is that? How you can love AND need something. That's rare. The only things you, um, nove (need and love put together) are not material things-food, clothing, houses...and maybe a handful of others. :E)



Anyways, school is going weird. It's so...different than last year. :O



(see how the subject changed do dramatically??)



You know, I don't see the point of cursive. If you look deep down, there is no reason for it. It is totally uncalled for. I mean, really.



I'm clubpenguin. My name is Taffletoe 11. Say hi!!



You know, I wonder why our skins are usually these colors-white, black, brown, sometimes yellow, but how come there is no natural people with red skin, or blue skin? I mean, they're primary colors.



Anyways, I dislike racism. Like for instance, where are the Asians in the media? It's always the Americans. Excuse me, but I see more Spanish people and Asians than I see American. And American people aren't even English!



Anyways, my voice is weird. Whenever I have a spaz attack, well, my voice gets all loud and "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"



I don't see the point of making pens. We have pencils. Why don't you just modify the simple pencil and not waste your time using a PEN? I mean, pencils are easier than pens! Make a mistake, just flip the pencil and brushbrushbrush, it's gone! Thank you, eraser.

But for pens, make a mistake, you scribble it. And then you're a mess. The only solution is to use white-out, but the problem is that what if the paper you're writing in ISN'T WHITE?

Ok guys, bye. Ehehehehehehehhe. Hehe. HEHE. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sleepy Hallow, Follow...ME!!!

(copyed that quote from some book)

Hi guys...I'm sorry Princess Lieny, I deleted the Subscibe thing, I was waiting for the Followers to allow me to use it. (it wouldn't let me! wah! D:)

But kudos to Princess Lieny for being my first subscriber! (hugs lieny)

But anyways, I have this Followers thing now. (look at da right side!) Please be a follower!!!

'Cause, well...I just like...yeah.

Please be a follower...yada yah...

OK, I'm still on my never-ending quest to prove to vLo that I look like her! But I can't find any good pics with my current hair!

Wah!

Oh, actually I did, but it featured my brother and a John McCain cardboard standee, and since I prefer Obama, I'm not putting it up here. (plus i don't know how to crop)

Oh, I have one...when I was little. Like, maybe eight or nine. It's the best piccy. (snifflez)

OK, vLo, be th judge of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and anyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and I don't know how. Nice.

HOW DO I PUT PICS ON THIS BLOGGER THINGY?!(i used to, now i forgot! wah!)

You know you love me,

Dibsy