Which story would you rather have Dibsy write about?

Considering you voted on the poll above, would you read the story?

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

More Useless Questions!!! XD

Because I feel like confusing you. XP

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE?

Why is the #2 pencil the #2 pencil and not the #1 pencil?

Why do psychics always have to ask your name?

Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?

If ten copy cats are on a cliff and one jumps off, how many are left?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun? (lol)

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why don't you ever see baby crows or pigeons?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?



PS: Go to the Short Story Blog!!! DX I know it says part 2 but just scroll down to read part 1 guuuys!!! DX


Tuesday, December 30, 2008


I have started to watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide! I have learned that Ned's tips ARE useful!!!

I got into blogger when I was 9!!! Who else did?? (looks around)

Questions that make you think:

What is the difference between pencils and pens with erasers?

What's the point of cursive??

Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

If all the world is the stage, who is the audience?


PS: I have Writers Bloc. Help?

Monday, December 29, 2008


I, the Bookworm, have decided to name the differences between similiar types of books! (i'm bored guys)

Romance novels and chick-lits are TOTALLY different!!!

Chick-Lits are more romantic comedy then Romance Novels, which is why they are classified as the counterpart of chick flicks. They have less to do with family, and have more comical events than suspenseful ones.

Romance novels are more serious, and has more romance than chick-lits. They have more to do with family and a bit less with friends, and there are more epic events than funny ones. Romance novels point more toward a more mature audience than a chick-lits, and may have more mature scenes and/or harder language.

The differences between a mystery book and a crime/horror book.

A mystery book is about the detective and the clues and evidence he or she gets to find out who the suspect is. It focuses more on the crime scene and the victim than the suspect itself.

A crime/horror book focuses a lot more on the suspect and follows more on it's life and to the climax, which is the crime, usually murder. This is in which the detective is the bad guy, and it focuses on a lot more on the motive.

I know more, but my boredom interest just ran out. Buh-bye.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Home Alone Revised. O.e


Home Alone: With Micheal is like da biggest smashing horror fic in da world!!! I watched it with this guy named Jo and he was all like AHHHH! the whole time! XP

I'm in a hyper mood, it's da day after Christmas and everyone is still getting some after-shock jolliness.

Just kidding, ebeybody, dere is no such thing as a Home Alone: With Micheal OR Joe!!! XD I'm just lonely. DX

I'm gonna go to an anime store later on!!! YAYZ!!!

(to be edited, stay tuned!)

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas all!!!

And to all a good night! XD (even though it's only 9 am)


(gives everyone an extremely awesome gift)

^^ (gives c a white trench coat cause she actually gave me what i wanted for Christmas) (sort of)




Monday, December 22, 2008

Mamma mia...?


Mamma Mia is like the CORNIEST movie ever!!! It's so sappy and cheesy, I was like AGHHHH watching it! Lol, I kept on watching it because it was funny how much corn and cheese and sap was in it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

OMG, it's like a remake of The Orchids and Gumbo Poker Club!!! Ahahahahahaha!!! That singing part never got old there.

I also watched The Women, which was funny, since I love chick flicks!!! I have drank my orange juice coffee and now I'm hyper!!! (but my fingers might fall off anytime now, but anything for my internet fwends. ;P)

I like !!! It's tests and quizzes are really accurate, which is an amazing feat since I'm an extremely complicated person.

What signs are you guys?? I'm an Aquarius. ^^ My birthday is Valentine's Day, don't forgot it.

It's weird how the only kind of adjective people can describe me as is random and dibby. ^^ But other than that I really am very hard to read.

:O I checked my future with my sign and my name. It says I'm not gonna be married because I will be too busy being random. (i would have said, 'fooling around', but that would just sound wrong and not innocent. -.-)


Life is like a candle. As it grows smaller you get older, and when the fire goes out it will stop melting...because you can't get older when you're dead.

Just a random thought...

This blog's birthday is it should be on my birthday! XD Send my chocolate!

Ohhh...ummmm...I stumbled upon this extremely nice thing on someone named DubbleV's profile: (i might have editte dit a bit since...ummm...)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (PSH) ((the parenthesis are me talking not dubblev's)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (>.< i hate this one)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (wait what??)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (i bet you guys that the valley girls started this stereotype)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (???)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (some people do eat cats??)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (laughs. im asian! XD)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be selfish and only care about myself.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (is this about milk?? noo i mean the GUY milk, not the liquid!)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (what's white trash?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST be shallow and only care about sports, women, and money.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a snob.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking meanie. (it's obvious i editted it this one. -.-)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slapper. (this is a british term)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (big what??? big what?? i don't get it...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be a snob.
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (psh!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (i have a wig instead)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (i do this because it's awesome)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homo.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a big chest, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (what's ms 13???)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (marijuana is sometimes good)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (what's a straight edge?? how come there's all these terms i don't know?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (is angry)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (i'm christian and i don't)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. (what's a mormon??)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slapper.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelons.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (this one really peeves me. what's so bad about anime??)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST have no life.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (what's a pagan??)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (this stereotypes kind of pointless. i mean, who's a witch? oh wait, witch doctors. never mind)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Copy and paste this on your blog if you're sick of the stupid stereotypes this world has made!!! (omg i just made spam! :O)

Here's the original link:


Ohhh myyyyyy gooooossssshhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (screams and bangs on keyboard) UBLASHKAMUSHAWAKALAKA!!!!!!!! FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i'm gonna be the next angry german kid choronicle-angry asian kid!) AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!


OMG, I woke up this morning because there was like a fire alarm in my house because my dad was cooking spam!!! (i was supposed to cook it...) But, FLARG! I was having the deepest sleep I've ever had in YEARS! OMIGOSH!

SO, I went out, eyes STILL closed, and walked over to the my dad's bedroom and slept on it there. (which felt really nice because his bed is better than mine)

AND THEN I woke up again because I had to eat breakfast... So I ate it quietly, and then I decided to sleep again, but my dad wanted me to sleep in my brother's bed instead, so I went there but I couldn't sleep.

AND NOOOOOW I have like a killer headache and I have the sniffles and jelly legs and I NEED MY SLEEP!!




Excuse me...(rubs headache) Gosh I feel as if I was drunk and I got a hangover...omg I think mah head is about to explode!!! OH NOEZ! I just sneezed! I feel as if my stomach is burning in acid! My arm is itchy! (stops to scratch it)

NOEZ!!! I'm the kind of person to never get colds, but when I do it's like, 'x.x'!!!

I need members for this blog, Cursed box box might be the only one working on it soon and she hasn't even introduced herself yet...



Friday, December 19, 2008


And the winner of the Dibsy Show is...


(applause while md walks up the stage and is handed trophy)

OK, here are ze final scores:

vLo: 90
Cory: 120
Coady: 95
Manga Dork: 145!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

As promised, this is a post all about MD starting now!!! (untail the end of the post, where i shall tag random people!)


Oscar-deserving (tears up and cries)


Hurrah!!! XDXDXD (pumps fist in the air while crying out of joy)

It is so RARE to see so many dibby people (vLo...cory...coady...MANGA DORK!) in one place... (sniffs) I'm so proud...

Let's thank our voters, people... (claps and congratulates everyone in the world)

Anyways, other than this news, I've been tagged by C again! XD Rules:

1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Blogger s that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog

1. I created a word called dibby.

2. I always look down at my feet but I still always trip.

3. I have a hair fetish.

4. I'm obsessed with the computer.

5. I have eaten lip gloss before and just to tell ya'll, it doesn't taste as good as it smells. (i ate a whole chunk)

6. I have a phobia of scary chain mails. (i'm not joking, i do have one)

7. I don't like snow. (isshot)

8. I'm a manga fan!! XD

People I tag:

Manga Dork (of course)
Cruz (XD)
Natty (w00t!)
C (behold atg backs!!!)
j0hny (even though he never comments)
Cuppy (for being cool)
vlo (for being so exellently dibby)
Cory (because he owns a cacnea army)

w00t! XD

I'll comment the taggees later, I need to go. Byez!

wait!!! waitwaitwaitwaitwaiiii- (line is cut off)

Monday, December 15, 2008


OK, as a growing and eccentric girl, I am getting a bit busy and having my hands full sometimes.

I might even by gone for 2 days at a time!!! :O (i've only been gone 1 day at a time!!! DX)

SOOOO...I need members for this blog!!! Would anyone like to join? (looks at everyone eagerly) PLEASE SOMEONE JOIN MY BLOG! I need someone who is dibby and funny and can post frequently!!! Please join anyone!!!


Sunday, December 7, 2008

The Dibsy Show LIVE

Ahem. ahem, beautiful people of blogger dot com, we welcome you to...

The Dibsy Show LIVE!!!

4 Very Random, very dibby contestants will compete against each other to see who is the dibbiest one of them all. The Contestants are,

Manga Dork

I, your very dibby host, will spin the wheel of misfortune to determine the topic of today's contestants' random Words of Wisdom, or WOW's.

You, the readers, will have to vote to see who wins, and will be crowned Dibby King/Queen. The game is all up to YOU. You will rate each rate each contestant to see who is crowned, by WoW points:

5 WoWs-you suck
10 WoWs-kind of funny...
15 WoWs-funny
20 WoWs-real funny
25 WoWs-really funny
30 Wows-like omglolrofl!!!

like, for instance, if bob was against ben, and ben was really funny, he would have 25 WoWs, and if bob was kind of funny, he would be 10 WoWs. So thoufore, ben wins. Get it? so you comment:

bob: 10 WoWs
ben: 25 WoWs

OK!!! Here are our contestants!!!

Dibsy (D): OK, our first contestant, vLo!!!
vLo (V): (waves)
D: Next up, Cory!!!
Cory (cor): (waves)
D: Coady!!!
Coady (coa): (waves)
D: Last but not least, Manga Dork!!!
Manga Dork (MD): (waves)

OK!!! (walks over to wheel of misfortune) ((spins))

And it lands on...



V: I love food!! in fact, sometimes, food reminds me of i don't know. anyhow, my mind comes up with bananas/potatoes/pizza/apples/whatever food my mind can think of which i can't think of right now... anyhow, so ta-da we've got the world's weirdest foods on hand. Oh my god! i was just thinking, about this thing i saw on Guinness Records (don't remember the year)! I know this sounds pretty well, off topic but like this guy he was eating a whole freaking bike! and so, we're like in class, and my sci teacher was like, 'ya know it's not true. the guy doesn't really eat the bike. he take teeny pieces of the bike rips it and puts it in his food or something and eats it. and it's for a year and now he's eaten the bike.' i didn't really believe him but hey, it has to do with food right? (shrugs) oh yeah, back to topic, well so pizza/apples/bannanas/potatoes are really random and are used as the worlds most humor words. how escastic. (escatic that's a funny word). anyhow, what i'm thinking currently is like, what've somebody actually ate all of those foods together? i mean like that's possible but most people do with ranch and like it's kinda funny watching them eat with their mouth full dripping all over in ranch. well, i wouldn't say that because that's how i eat with pizza... most of the time. :) and i guess that's all i have to say about food. oh yeah!! i was watching this thing on youtube. type madtv... (this hasn't to do with food)... and type antonia with madtv. and watch any video with antonia in it! hilarous!! ok how did i go from food to antonia?

WOW!!! Next up, Cor!!!

Cor: once upon a time.... on an ordianary day just like any other ordinay day.... cory walked in....and everything changed -dun dun dun!!!- i got my tray of food, and sat down, now u think like a normallll person im gonna eat my food right....? so then out of nowhere i yell "fooooood fight!!!!!!!" and throw some mashed potato's...., but nobody joins in and everyone just stares at me.... so i sloooowly sit back down and go "yeee..." and everything goes back to normal.

Yee! Next, Coa!!!

Coa: "well... one day (yesterday), me and my friend were walking to his house. We had to go past my house so i stopped in to get some food. I didnt have a bag, so i stuffed my coat pockets with some mushrooms, two cheese sticks, a pear, an orange, two plums, and a jos-louis. I then proceded to eat these in seven minutes. When i went home, my dad gave me the same thing (strangey enough) for supper. That night, (dream slightlly edited) i had a dream where i fought off zombies with those food items. it was, a strange day."- true story, no joke.

XD Last but definitely not leats, Manga Dork!!!

MD: One time when I was 3, I thought rabbit poop looked like whoppers. SO I ate one, and it did not taste like whoppers at all. My mom freaked and I had to brush my teeth at least 5 times! So I now know never eat food out of the floor anywhere.

YAY! OK readers, now it's your turn!!! XD Vote in the comment link below, and rate each contestant with their WoWs!!!!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Our Contestants

First Contestant: vLo
Second Contesttant: Cory
Third Contestant: Coady
Fourth Contestant: Manga Dork

I wish all these contestants good luck on the next post, which will be the official Dibsy Show!!! XD

PS: Don't you just LOVE the new template?? XD

PSS: Go to Short Story Blog!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

The Dibsy Show

OK, after imagining watching Bobobobobobo, I have been inspired! Thank you, dumbdumbdumb!!! (bobo is filipino means dumb)

Anyways, I present...THE DIBSY SHOW!!!


OK, I, Dibsy, will be the host. There are 2-4 contestants.

In The Dibsy Show, contestants show off their most dibbiest moves, talking about their weirdest experiences, ect.

I, Dibsy, will spin a random wheel, called, The Random Wheel. In it will show subjects of weirdness, and contestants have to do or talk about something related to them and that subject.

The spectators (the commenters, the ones reading this) will then judge who is the weirdest!!!

The loser, who will be called PB&J will be subject to virtual punishment in which the spectator's desire.

BUT, and if only BUT, you have an email address. I need to email you to be a contestant, to construct a script, ect.

If you wish to participate, please tell me below on the comment link your email address(i will email you your acceptance), unless I already have it, in which you just say, "I want to play." like in that wii commercial.

Winner will win a marvy post ALL about him/herself on this blog, where everyone will read it.

I am btw.



I'm dying

From Writer's Bloc.