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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

More Useless Questions!!! XD

Because I feel like confusing you. XP

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE?

Why is the #2 pencil the #2 pencil and not the #1 pencil?

Why do psychics always have to ask your name?

Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?

If ten copy cats are on a cliff and one jumps off, how many are left?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun? (lol)

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why don't you ever see baby crows or pigeons?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?



PS: Go to the Short Story Blog!!! DX I know it says part 2 but just scroll down to read part 1 guuuys!!! DX



Nixx said...

erm...oww my head...

Why do we fight to make peace?


Agent Dibsy said...

(head goes boom) I DON'T...I DON'T KNOW! DX Lol.

I tried commenting on your blog Nixx but it won't let me... (also i have braces too)

vLo said...

did algebra mean.. things people wear... or you meant it mathmatically?

griffinrider said...

why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
do people in antarctica walk upside-down?
how is it that one match can start a forest fire, but you need a whole box to start a campfire?
if a writer writes and a painter paints, why doesn't a grocer groce or a hammer hamm?
why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
why is it that we believe scientists when they say there are other galaxies, even though we've never seen them, but when a waiter gives us food and says "Careful, it's hot," we have to touch it to make sure?
why doesn't "onomatopia" sound like what it is?
why is it that banks leave the doors to vault open, and yet they chain the pens to the counter?
why do drive-through ATM's have braille lettering?
why do we ship things in a car and send cargo on a ship?

Heart Heart Dibsy!!! =D said...

vlo: hahaha you know algae? algae...bra? haha lame joke i no. XD

griffin: (head goes boom) lol i love useless questions. O.o

☮(:♥♡Su-sU♡♥:)☮ said...

Happy New Year! :)
And those are funny.
If it was 0 degress outside, and the weather said it was twice as cold tomorrow how cold will it be? HAHA
good one.

Lurve Makes The Dib Go 'Round said...

thanks! XD Happy New Year to you, too!

Cruz said...

okay I DID read post and short story blog, cross dressing lol the friends of the couple should hook-up lol j/k , no time for a real comment, just wanted to say Happee New Year! and *many-much-hugs*


dibsy said...

omg THANK YOU!!! (hugs hugs snuggs) happy new years to you too!

Levi said...

Aah! Confusing questions of confusingness.

They hurt my head. D=

Manga Dork said...

My head feel like its going to combust!!
Funny post!

dibsy said...

Ohhhhh noez Levi!! D= (throws cold dishrag at levi)

thx md! XD

Nixx said...

If you get stomachaches because you haven't eaten and your stomach's empty, does that mean you get headaches because your head is empty?


dibsy said...

yay my bro's head is empty! xd