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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

IF ONLY!

I WISH I COULD MAKE DISEASES!!! THAT WOULD BE SO FUN! HERE ARE DA MOST AWESOMENEST DISEASES KNOWN TO THE PEOPLE THAT READ THIS:

Nostrilara (nohs-tril-arra):

Cause: When you get angry and flare your nostrils for a long time

What happens: Your nostrils are flared unintenionally

Symptoms: Clogged up nose, speech disfigured, wrinkles centering the middle of the face, creases, crossed eyes, the urge to frown all the time

The Only know cure:

1) Get two grapes and slice them half way, and scoop out all of its insides.
2) Stick them in your nose (if you can. if not, try an avacado) Expose them to the sunlight-i.e.-the public
3) SQUUEZE!
4) WAIT.
5) Take out the grapes.

Dibaspazonium (dib-uh-spaz-own-ee-um)

Cause: Flaming Dibsy's blogs

What happens: You become a 24/7 SPAZ.

Symptoms: Your skin becomes a permaneant shade of maroon/pink/red/purple or whatever color you turn into when you're angry, your mouth becomes two times bigger, steam coming out of every hole in your body, your voice always screaming, everything you touch you have to smash/hit/break,

The Only known Cure: TO AWARD DIBSY WITH DA BIGGEST PRIZE EVER

Udism (ooh-dee-sum)

Cause: Being normal, like Mr. Normal from Spongebob

What happens: You become extremely undibby

Symptoms: What can I say? Everything UNDIBBY

The Only know cure: To become dibby and be awarded by Dibsy (willingly)

CONTEST FOR ALL COMMENTORS!!!

Make a disease like these three, and those people will be announced on the next post of my blog!!!!

:D

11 comments:

jckandy said...

Here's one...

"Temperofemoralitis!"
(temp-er-o-fem-or-al-ite-iss)

You cannot speak a sentence without screaming. You cannot look at someone without glaring. Your muscles are permanently contracted, and your teeth are always clenched together.

Only known cure? Eat some ice cream with sprinkles, quick! This disease may be fatal.

dibsy said...

O. M. G. THat is one diease I DO NOT want to catch. XD

Coady said...

ninjalazercrazynincompoopalrightus.
ninja-lazer-crazy-nincompoop-alright-us

occurs when you watch too many chuck norris movies.

primary symptoms are increased agility and extreme motivational boosts.

second symptoms are,unfortunately, worse. lazers shoot from your ears,and you began to think everyone is a cacnea. you then proceed to hug them to death. al of a sudden, your arms and legs will magically fall off.

the final stage of this diasese is that you will think everything is alright...


... until your face melts off.

the only known cure is to eat a salad with every single vegtable in it.

dee name ez vLo said...

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

i didn't make this disease up. it's for real. just felt like finding a long word that's a disease on the internet. here's a bunch of other words.

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

meaning: some random hill

anyways... this is the two longest word I've put on.

dee name ez vLo said...

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotama-
teaturipukakapikimaunga-
horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

the word got cut off.

Alyce Kullen said...

Hmmm...

Listeningtocrappymusicalldatimeitis.
(self-explanatory)

Erm... (I feel very uncreative today! D: *hugglefieseveryone*)

The cause is-
Listening to yucky music.

The symptoms are-
Listening to music that the erm... patient... does not like... all day. Subconciously.

The only known cure is to... erm... go to a concert... of good music. 8) Yah.


I know, epic disease, huh?

I highly enjoy everyone else's diseases! ^^' xDD

dibsy said...

Coady: O...k... (cries) How horrible!
vLo: Oh, I know that disease!!! It's sometihng about lungs! XD
Aly: That is da most epic disease ever, my friend.

Coady said...

Listeningtocrappymusicalldatimeitis would make me cry. there are NEVER any concerts in my town AT ALL!!! neverending bananaphone would be the death of me...

dibsy said...

No concerts for me either! High 5, brotha!

Alyce Kullen said...

Awww, I'm sorry dibs and coady. Yeah, I live in smalltown US, MN, where everyone gets to imitate Norwegian accents all day and our connection to the outside world is the internet and Rochester 15 miles away. We get a whole bunch of local bands in the summer... all older people trying to expose us to... "culture." o.e

Yeah. *hugglefiesallofyou*

xD Bananaphone. o.o

dibsy said...

Ah, now I know why yor blog address is: i will bite the phone. :P