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Monday, November 3, 2008

STEER CLEAR!!!

These diseases created by the eveel scientists that have mastermindedly decided to comment here will be spread as soon as yu finish this sentence! There!!! Now you are diagnosed with it! w00t!

First is by Professor Jckandy:

"Temperofemoralitis!"
(temp-er-o-fem-or-al-ite-iss)

You cannot speak a sentence without screaming. You cannot look at someone without glaring. Your muscles are permanently contracted, and your teeth are always clenched together.

Only known cure? Eat some ice cream with sprinkles, quick! This disease may be fatal.

(screams in horror)

Professor Coady!!!

ninjalazercrazynincompoopalrightus.
ninja-lazer-crazy-nincompoop-alright-us

occurs when you watch too many chuck norris movies.

primary symptoms are increased agility and extreme motivational boosts.

second symptoms are,unfortunately, worse. lazers shoot from your ears,and you began to think everyone is a cacnea. you then proceed to hug them to death. al of a sudden, your arms and legs will magically fall off.

the final stage of this diasese is that you will think everything is alright...


... until your face melts off.

the only known cure is to eat a salad with every single vegtable in it.

I HATE VEGGIES! (dies from sickness, and face melts off)

Professor Alyce!

Listeningtocrappymusicalldatimeitis.
(self-explanatory)

The cause is-
Listening to yucky music.

The symptoms are-
Listening to music that the erm... patient... does not like... all day. Subconciously.

The only known cure is to... erm... go to a concert... of good music. 8) Yah.

(dies)

And here is PhD. Lady vLo, who has decided to tell us a really really big word!

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotama-
teaturipukakapikimaunga-
horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

MEANING: A RANDOM HILL!!!

And, a real sickness,

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!!!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! The word you say when you don't know what to say!!!

Also, because of the dear unpopularity of his blog, I would like all of you to go to:

http://j0hny5276.blogspot.com/

And comment there! Please!! He's lonely!!! D:

Bye bye, you dibby little people~!

15 comments:

Beaut!fully Br()ken said...

Hi!
Long time since i dropped by your blog !! Nice post !! So..how have you been lately?

dibsy said...

Fine, you? :D Go to J0hny's blog, plz!

Beaut!fully Br()ken said...

Oh ya, I went to Johny's blog ! And thanks for your comment :)

dibsy said...

You're welcome! ;p I'm sure he'll be happy. He says thanks!

Leanne said...

Dibs! I finally came! I enjoyed this post!

dibsy said...

HUZZAH! You are alive in my blog! Finally! (hugs)

dee name ez vLo said...

lol$. i got that off wikipedia. which is something i do offten.... not a pHd doctor/geologist/long word person. whos johny?

dibsy said...

its this dude in my class. Xd

dibsy said...

its this dude in my class. Xd

Beaut!fully Br()ken said...

Heya!! So....when you posting your new post?! can't wait to read!! hey, comment on my blog!

dibsy said...

Oh, sure!!! XD

cory said...

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


lol

Beaut!fully Br()ken said...

I didn't draw that. i wrote the poem :)

dibsy said...

C: w00tw00t! :D
BB: Oh, but where'd you get it then?

c said...

w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!