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Wednesday, April 29, 2009


last night i was coming home from a party when i saw A FIRE!!!

it was big and smoke was coming out of it and it was right next to my apartment!!!

and then i came to get a closer look and i saw an explosion and a flash of light, and then a yelp!!!

omgomgomgomgomgomg!!! i have never been more scared in my life!!!!

then it was hard to sleep listening to the ambulances and firetrucks!!!

Saturday, April 25, 2009



Thursday, April 16, 2009


(Above: Me and My Bro)

As said from my VERY OWN PERSONAL GURU, Photobucket!!! v.v

Anyways, I'm getting some results with the working-out thing, hurray. I have a treadmill. :)

Well, actually the treadmill was a pretty good clothing rack until SOMEONE decided to fix it. (ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Cuz my dad was all like, "No next time, next time" and never did it, so while he was getting ready for work I realized that if I wanted something done now, and RIGHT, I'd have to do it on my own!!!

It's harder than you think, you know. ESPECIALLY if you're 12 years old like me. The treadmill is like right next to the TV, so there's a bunch of wires and cords I had to figure out and which belonged to the TV and the treadmill. -.-

But eventually I did it. WOO!!! But then, like I said, my treadmill is pretty much a clothing rack, while the platform is pretty much a table. (Believe me, my brother and I have eaten on top of it countless times before)

OK, there was like this huge box thing that was on it that was supposed to be used for Christmas. Eventually, after using my 12-year-old strength and adrenaline, I dragged it off.

OK, my treadmill isn't pretty. The platform's kind of gross, cuz you know there are these bits of food (...?) and chalk on it. (???) Not to mention Easter Egg chocolates.


Finally, I fixed it up. (As much as I could) I proceeded jogging on it for half an hour. (Five minutes per level increase)

Well, I was pretty shaky on 4mph, but I managed to live through that. 5mph was what I couldn't take. (Well I could, but after that I got a little bored and I could have sworn something had fallen inside my shoe) So basically I can't run 5mph for five minutes. Sigh.

This only means that I'm out of shape. >.>" I'm skinny but I'm weak and have no stamina. Sigh.

Two days ago I had a contest with this 9 year old named Jeremy (Also known as That Guy Over There) to see who could run the longest.

Dang. He can run for a long time. But I prefer the treadmill better, it doesn't have Jeremy's cousins trying to run me over with one of those mini cars the size of a small chair.

Anyways, as you can see above, there is a picture of me and my brother. Please don't stalk us. >.<

...Anyways, what I did that for was to ask you guys a question...:

My elementary graduation is coming soon!!! What sort of dress should I wear??

What color? What size? What style? WHERE?!?!?! >.< Please don't judge me by this question my grad party is EXTREMELY important to me!!!



PS: I'm 5'0. I am slightly tan (due to being filipino) and I have dark brown hair and brown eyes. :)?

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Holy shenanigans!!!

OK, you guys all know that I'm moving soon, right?? Well, yesterday I visited my new house for the first time in my life...

It's on a CLIFF!!! Half the house is on stilts!!!!! I'm going to be one of those people who live in huge houses in the mountains, not bothering to remember that in the summer time houses like that are usually burned to the ground!!!

What if there's a LANDSLIDE?!?! Then the house on top of us will tumble down on MY house, and my house (whom I will name Jessica) will tumble into another house, and...


This is like a huge step for someone who is elevator-phobic, as I am. Not to mention I am scared of heights and am frequently paranoid. Also because I have been living in a small apartment for most of my life, a two-story house in the mountains, next to mansions, will surely frighten me.

List of an Uncultured person's traits

-I am scared of elevators

-And heights

-Never read Twilight

-or Maximum Ride

-have never eaten a burger before

-Or finished a burrito or taco

I might as well be an alien.

Anyways, I've been totally into working out and stuff, due to my too-pretty-it's-unfair bff.

I even went as low to get one of my mom's old work-out videos.

Sigh. I don't think that video really helped. I mean, I feel tired now, but like 2 minutes into the work-out the work-out trainers in the TV were sweating so much they looked glossy, while I was still tripping over the couch.

And when I wasn't, I was hardly sweating. And if I was sweating, it didn't look glossy or shiny. And, -pokepoke- my abs do not feel sculpted. Or look it.

I should just turn to jogging in place. Ho hum.



Friday, April 10, 2009

Spring Break...Here. Finally.

Ugh. Spring Break came SO late. (or at least, to me) My motivation is just gone now.

And it's only one week. Wasn't C's spring break, like, 2 weeks?? That's half a month!!! >:X

Anyways, Spring Break is here. Woo.

I just found out it was Good Friday today... -.- So sad, I acted normal ol' not trying-to-be-good me. If I knew... -shakes head-

Meet the Jack Schitt Family:

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “you don’t know
Jack Schitt”. Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced
6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15
years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal
son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa

Now, when someone say’s you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.


In honour of Good Friday I present you all with this poem I found while browsing ^^:

We may not always realize
That every thing we do,
Affects not only our lives
But touches others, too!

For a little bit of thoughtfulness
That shows someone you care,
Creates a ray of sunshine
For both of you to share.

Yes, every time you offer
Someone a helping hand …
Every time you show a friend
You care and understand …

Every time you have
A kind and gentle word to give …
You help someone find beauty
In this precious life we live.

For happiness brings happiness
And loving ways bring love;
And Giving is the treasure
That contentment is made of.


Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Ooooh... <3

My friends and I were cloud-watching today. Cloud-watching actually opens your mind and imagination. I saw a burrito with a hippo eating itself while a giraffe watching feverishly. I saw a catapillar looking for his glasses. I saw a camel dancing with a butterfly.

I haven't been really posting lately...huhuhu...

And for some reason, my computer won't let me add members to this blog. I need to persoanlly get Emerald and carls' email. Sigh...


When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms,
etc. How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary
mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way
mirror (i.e. they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There
have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female
changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by
just looking at it. It’s time to get paranoid. So, how do we
determine with any amount of certainty? Just conduct this simple

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface
And if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the
nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY
TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a 2-way
mirror! So remember, everytime you see a mirror, do the
“fingernail test”. It doesn’t cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it
might save you from getting “visually raped”! Share this with your girlfriends.

That is SO scary!!! :O

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar
having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and
says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”
The Collie says, “That’s not good enough.”
The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
She says, “That’s not creative.”

Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone……cheese mine.”

Lol that was such a lame joke... xD

These stuffs are not mine!!! I just copy&paste!

Rape Preventitive Techniques (for the girls)

After professionals interviewed rapists and date rapists in prison on
what they look for in their victims, here are some interesting facts:

The #1 thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are
most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or
other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to
go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common

The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women
who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. The #1 outfit they look for
is overalls because many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing
and on overalls the straps can be easily cut.

They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their
purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off
guard and can be easily overpowered.

The time of day men are most likely to attack and rape a woman is in
the early morning, between 5 and 8:30 a.m.

The number one place women are abducted from/attacked at is grocery
store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number
three is public restrooms.

The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and
quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry
about getting caught. Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape
carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because
it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you
isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. These men said they
will not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects
that can be used from a distance, in their hands. Keys are not a
deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use
them as a weapon.

So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. Several
defense mechanisms he taught us are:

* If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with
you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a
question, like what time is it, or make general small talk, I can’t
believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now you’ve
seen their face and could identify them in a lineup, you lose appeal as
a target.

* If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you
and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said
they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not
be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

*If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it
and carries it with him wherever he goes), yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY
and holding it out will be a deterrent.

* If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can
by outsmarting them. If they grab your wrist, pull your wrist back so
your hand is in waving position (palm facing forward) and twist it
toward yourself and pull your arm away. It is hard to hold onto wrist
bones that are moving in that way. They stumble toward you and you
stumble back, so you can use that momentum to bring the same out and
backhand them with your knuckles in the forehead, nose or teeth.

* If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker
either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner
thigh. HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the
underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so
upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy
needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you
can stand it. It hurts.

* After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a
particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s balls
(sorry to be graphic) it is extremely painful. You might think that
you’ll piss the guy off and make him want to hurt you more, but the
thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who
will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble and he’s out of

* When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and
bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on
them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much
pressure and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of
your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any
odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel a
little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really
was trouble.

Bye peoples... (don't ask about the date rape thing... ^^")

Saturday, April 4, 2009



As you all know so well, I might be moving away soon. (my house, not blogger, I mean) so my computer might be down for a while and then there will be a huge hiatus involving everyone going, "Where's Dibsy?"

So I need members before the end of May!!!

Regular members, I mean. Not like Cursed, who's never posted EVER anyways... Cursed, you can post. You no longer have to tell me.

So...any takers?? :)