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Saturday, November 8, 2008

Let's Be Random!

Hi people. I'm officially undibby. So bored. Icksh.

We made sickness and diseases, now how about some inventions? (see, i'm so scientific)

First up:

The Clapping Hand!
What it Does: It makes you clap! And if you don't you explode!
Cons: Well, no one here wants to 'splode, now, right?
Pros: It cleans up after itself.

This Idea Has Been Scrapped After All 155,472,476,428,517,542,758,636,792,750,678,397 users died in the attempt.

Next up,

The SESA HAT!!! (the sentimental emotional super annoying hat)
What it Does: Put it on, and it will say outloud how you are feeling-sad, mad, happy... it also says out your innermost feelings!!!
Cons: Well, if you were about to be convicted of the crime of controlling the spagetti monster and you wore this hat, and the punishment would be a bazillion years in prison, well, yeah.
Pros: It comes in multi colors.

This defice has been used by cops and Judge Dibsy worldwide. Criminals beware.

Last,

The NF!! (noisy feet)
What it does: Ever wanted background music? Ever wanted to play a sad song that mysteriously comes out of no where in a depressing moment? Well, you should want the NF feet!! Are you happy? Chant, "There's no place like feet" over and over again, smile, and boom, the Hamsterdam theme song or Spongebob theme song suddenly plays out of no where!!
Cons: There is no con for dibby people. But there have been complaints by teachers that students have been playing their NF in tests. Whenever they start a quiz, the Jeopardy theme music plays out of no where.
Pros: Everything. What's wrong with it, eh?

Like last time, YOU CAN DECIDE WHAT MANKIND CAN USE IN THE TOMORROW TIME!! YOU WILL BE FAMOUS! ON THIS BLOG FOR CREATING AN UNKNOWN AND POSSIBLY DANGEROUS AND SLASH OR STUPID DEVICE!

SO, COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT TO INVENT VENT VENT!!! WOOOOO!!!

15 comments:

Cuppy said...

OH MI GOSHIES!!!!!!! The SIFBD!!!! Super intensely fast butler dude!!

he carries whatever you need on a tray and when you snap your fingers he suddenly appears at your side with it. Then when you take it off the tray he disappears until you call him again.

Cons: if you don't call him he'll either disappear completely or get lonely and start plotting how to take over the world.

Pros: he's great at parties or important meetings.

hehehehe.

dee name ez vLo said...

Why doesn't Johnny post much??

c said...

heheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thats funny. i like cuppy's also!

dibsy said...

Cuppy: Hehehehehe.
vLo: Because he's a butt. He wants commentors but doesn't do anything.

Leanne said...

Invisible earphones:

Pros: You can listen to all the music you want to in class, and the teachers will never know.

Cons: You may start failing classes. (Any addiction to this device is not the creator's (Lea's) fault.

dibsy said...

WEEEE! :D Ooer, this guy, he once had a rat that always was on his ear. So..if he sat on top of the earphones, oh GASP, A FLOATING RAT!

Manga Dork said...

The T of DM the Tousands of drinks maker.It can make any drink (no alchohol) any flavor anytime.
cons:make bladders weak and may cause sugar rushes.
pros: Sugar and its portable!

dibsy said...

OMI!!! :O That's the best 'vention that can benefit frat boys!

Coady said...

the sturdy goat.

it can carry anything anywhere anytime. people have had them carry monster trucks on their backs, without a sign of pain!
but wait, theres more!

it also has a built-in lazer turret defense system! your stuff will never be stolen again!

pros:useful for moving stuff, going on vacations, etc.

cons: will always have a secret hatred for you.

dibsy said...

And probably will always smell. (nods)

Cuppy said...

WHOA!! you changed the links purpley blue color!

dibsy said...

By accident!!!!! XD

Cuppy said...

i like it!!! it looks super cool!!!

c said...

OH!! I like the new colors too!!
yayz purpley blue color!!

dibsy said...

Why thank you, you dibby people~! :DD