As, AHEM, an uncertified child genius, I AM BUSY.
Why doesn't anyone want to join?? TT_TT
Today was a busy day, sort of-
as a student body representative, I had to clean up the school.
Why? Why can't people in detention do it? All they're doing is sitting in a room, doing nothing at all, while we're outside sweating and red-faced, with our brooms and gloves, picking up worthless pieces of trash. (OMG, someone pooed on the grass. Why would you do that?)
Immediately after, I had to run off to this Mexican dancing class I volunteered for.
Really. I just wanted to be on TV again. The only difference from the District Spelling Bee is that instead of spelling,
"A-N-T-H-R-O-P-O-M-O-R-P-H-I-C" on live television, we are dancing.
Everyone keeps complaining I suck. But, ahem, I'm not Mexican. I have had no practice in this Mexican Dancing, except the Salsa. (which was sort of easy)
Besides, there's free food. (Why waste it?) And it's for Cesar Chavez festival. So, on the behalf of all my Mexican friends, I shall endure the swishy red and white and green skirts. They're comfortable, yes, but still. As a tomboy, I dislike all dresses.
Anyways, to my fellow NIXX and ALY K., I would like to say,
THERE IS A FILIPINO CHOCOLATE BAR!!!
Like, omg, right? People eat us!!! :O
So basically, the whole day, I was telling everyone (who was Filipino) "I wanna eat a Filipino!" -.- They didn't get it. ("ARE YOU BEING RACIST??)
I don't like putting pictures on here, even though I have one. It's so much of a hassle.
Anyways, a pathetic attempt at a limerick:
Ms. A was sad
Cuz her children were bad
So she decided to sue
But the children had glue
And so she was stuck to a chair
Unfortunately in a forest with a bear
Lame, yes. But it's the thought that counts, right?
-looks up sweetly with puppy eyes-
Hey, do you guys like the new template? I didn't really like the rainbow colored one, hmmmhmmm...
Now some weird quotes that I copy and pasted on random sites!!! :D
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
Pig & Personality Test
Do this, and don’t cheat by reading the whole thing first.
It’s hysterical if you do it right! Get a BLANK piece of paper,
and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don’t
spend all day on it.
DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF YOU DON’T
THE JOKE WON’T WORK!
YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW
YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING,REALLY - -
IT SPOILS THE FUN. DRAW THE PIG FIRST!
HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ?? IF NOT GO
BACK AND DO IT NOW!
OK, now to the interesting stuff …
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
of the drawer. If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and
Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency
to behave negatively.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember dates (birthdays, etc..)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have
a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy
playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid
With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care
little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are
living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to
If there are more than 4 legs, you are unrealistic.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love
(And again more is better!)
OK, who didn’t draw a tail?
-SLAMS PAPER ONTO DESK-
MY TAIL IS SO SMALL!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
As, AHEM, an uncertified child genius, I AM BUSY.
Posted by Dibsy at 8:35 PM
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
I've been a bit down in the dumps lately, and I don't post as much as I used to.
Cursed doesn't really do anything, so...
Who wants to be part of this blog??
The requirements, are:
1. Post at least every 2 weeks
2. Be interestingly funny
These are the basics, if you want to join tell me and I'll contact you with further details. ^-^
Posted by Dibsy at 4:16 PM
Thursday, February 19, 2009
A National Wedding is to be held: Giraffe Animal Cracker and Lion Animal Cracker!!!
Oh noez! The Lion Animal Cracker has just eaten the Giraffe Animal Cracker!!!
Lol, I feel hyper.
I got a razor cut.
Someone possibly tried to make half our school explode.
They put gum in the girl's bathroom's blow dryer.
On the second floor.
I'm on the second floor.
I'm a girl.
Could it be??
Someone is plotting the upper graders' downfall??
Or was it some shtupid fifth or fourth graders trying to FREAKING KILL US ALL??
OMG!! Terrorists!!! Omg!!!
Also, yesterday, Ratty Izzy ratted on everyone in her class. Apparently we're not allowed to bring electronics, but she ratted on every single one that did. They had to take to the Vice Principal. >.<
PsP...iPod...the list goes on. Apparently I don't have a PsP or an iPod, but still. It was TRAUMATIC.
Listening to your V.P. go all interrogational on everyone...
The sweat and the tears... (no joke)
The escapees... (dudes running to the bathroom since the v.p. is a girl)
The threats (you will never see your psp again!!!)
Sob sob. Is it rude of me from trying to refrain myself from saying, LOL I TOLD YOU SO?
Posted by Dibsy at 9:10 PM
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I lost the Spelling Bee and humiliated myself on television...
BUT THAT OKAY. WHY??
I GOT THE NEXT BEST THING. OH YEAH.
Sure, my 4-Hours-a-day Spelling Bee studying was is over, but now...
I'M GONNA BE A CONTESTANT FOR MATH FIELD DAY!!!! YAY!!!!!
It's like the school spelling bee except it's math not spelling...if I win that, I go to this place...
It's not really as big as a deal as the Spelling Bee (I've been in Math Field Day before) but still. I'm getting the next best thing...
Anyways, my birthday it coming, in, like, next week. Woo! (dancez) I was born on Valentine's Day!!! XDXDXD
On Valentine's Day/The whole weekend on Valentine's Day I will be gone. I'ma be in San Francisco. :I
Also, I was at China Town the other day for Chinese New Year (Hey!! I'm Year of the Ox!) and I THINK I saw Blake Lively in one of those Chinese dresses... :O She was, like, ten feet away from me.
Everyone was all looking at her 'cause she was, like, the most gorgeous person in the crowd, and stuff. And she was posing for pictures. Still. It inspired me so much I bought myself a Chinese dress. (Actually my mom did...)
I watched the acrobats. I was all like, ':O'. They're like human pretzels out there, man.
Posted by Dibsy at 6:43 PM
Monday, February 2, 2009
i lost on the district spelling bee. i spelled 'faux' wrong. it turns out it's pronounced 'foe'. i spelled 'foire.
i'm so depressed now. i broke down on live television and in front of the school board. everyone keeps saying that i tried my best and it was ok, but IT IS NOT OK. I DIDN'T DO GOOD ENOUGH. I AM A FAILURE AND I WAS STUPID TO STUDY HOURS AND HOURS RELENTLESSLY ON SOMETHING SO...UGH!!!
Can you believe this?! I was the only one who got the hard ones! I got words like ingratiate, motif, kaleidescope!!! Everyone else got easy words like impecunious and illegible!!!
And the last two were so dumb. When it's the last day, if person A gets it wrong, person B gets the same word. if she spells it wrong, they start all over.
We spent like twenty minutes doing it over and over again. They got the easiest words-repertoire, ect... Neither of them even spelled cantaloupe right!!! I got so hard words and those people got $$$ and tv. and newspaper pictures, and guess what?
I can spell cantaloupe!!! I saw the other contestants... THEY COULDN'T SPELL FAUX. I saw their faces!!! Stupid stupid stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As I stepped out I felt like running in front of the cars and just dying. I hate myself, that stupid bee, and those contestants that will let us down. If they couldn't spell cantaloupe, they're not gonna make it in the regional finals.
I'm so sad and I'm full of rage. I've spent hours and hours of studying.
Can you spell these words??!! I think not. And that champion probably can't, either!!!
Posted by Dibsy at 9:23 PM