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Monday, December 22, 2008

Mamma mia...?

O.
M.
G.

Mamma Mia is like the CORNIEST movie ever!!! It's so sappy and cheesy, I was like AGHHHH watching it! Lol, I kept on watching it because it was funny how much corn and cheese and sap was in it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

OMG, it's like a remake of The Orchids and Gumbo Poker Club!!! Ahahahahahaha!!! That singing part never got old there.

I also watched The Women, which was funny, since I love chick flicks!!! I have drank my orange juice coffee and now I'm hyper!!! (but my fingers might fall off anytime now, but anything for my internet fwends. ;P)

I like blogthings.com !!! It's tests and quizzes are really accurate, which is an amazing feat since I'm an extremely complicated person.

What signs are you guys?? I'm an Aquarius. ^^ My birthday is Valentine's Day, don't forgot it.

It's weird how the only kind of adjective people can describe me as is random and dibby. ^^ But other than that I really am very hard to read.

:O I checked my future with my sign and my name. It says I'm not gonna be married because I will be too busy being random. (i would have said, 'fooling around', but that would just sound wrong and not innocent. -.-)

LALALALALA!! XD

Life is like a candle. As it grows smaller you get older, and when the fire goes out it will stop melting...because you can't get older when you're dead.

Just a random thought...

This blog's birthday is unknown...so it should be on my birthday! XD Send my chocolate!

Ohhh...ummmm...I stumbled upon this extremely nice thing on someone named DubbleV's profile: (i might have editte dit a bit since...ummm...)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (PSH) ((the parenthesis are me talking not dubblev's)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (>.< i hate this one)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (wait what??)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (i bet you guys that the valley girls started this stereotype)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (???)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (some people do eat cats??)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (laughs. im asian! XD)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be selfish and only care about myself.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (is this about milk?? noo i mean the GUY milk, not the liquid!)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (what's white trash?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST be shallow and only care about sports, women, and money.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a snob.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking meanie. (it's obvious i editted it this one. -.-)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slapper. (this is a british term)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (big what??? big what?? i don't get it...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be a snob.
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (psh!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (i have a wig instead)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (i do this because it's awesome)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homo.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a user.
I have a big chest, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (what's ms 13???)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (marijuana is sometimes good)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (what's a straight edge?? how come there's all these terms i don't know?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (is angry)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (i'm christian and i don't)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. (what's a mormon??)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slapper.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelons.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (this one really peeves me. what's so bad about anime??)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST have no life.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (what's a pagan??)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (this stereotypes kind of pointless. i mean, who's a witch? oh wait, witch doctors. never mind)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Copy and paste this on your blog if you're sick of the stupid stereotypes this world has made!!! (omg i just made spam! :O)

Here's the original link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1604152/DubbleV

XD

24 comments:

Levi said...

I tried watching Mamma Mia, but I had to stop. Sweeney Todd was a musical I could deal with. It was dark and gloomy. But Mamma Mia was all smiles and sunshine and singing HAPPILY. I can handle that, just not in large amounts.

The movie pretty much made me want to bash my head into a wall. Yeah.

I'm not saying it was awful, there might be people that liked it. But that was NOT for me. Urgh.

And I agree. Stereotypes are pointless and stupid. Boo, stereotypes. >_<

Agent Dibsy said...

(high fives) I watched the whole thing, omg, it was spent laughing my head off like a maniac the whole time.

Mamma mia!
Here we go again...
My my my,
how could i have left you?

OMG AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Salom said...

we don't all have bad teeth, tea tastes good, cricket is a good sport, and yes, we do ahve accents

Salom said...

but all you americans ave bigger accents
and those canadians

Cruz said...

ok big Italian ees keys (^.~)

MS 13 is a gang based out of El Salvador

straight edge is like hardcore punk

mormon is a religion, polygamist ring a bell?

pagan is non-Christian

I think that was the ones I knew... yeah Stereotypes are so stupid, no one can be put into just one category...

SALOM! I'm American and i don't think i have an accent... or maybe I don't hear it lol :p

Manga Dork said...

Im southern and I am definitely not white trash.
I hate stereo types sooo much!

p.s.Can I use this on my blog?

Agent Dibsy said...

Salom, hi. (waves) Just to show how stereotypes can affect people. (seriously, it's like cricket is a bad thing, omg it's not) You're english? XD

Oh thanks Cruzy, it all makes sense now... ^-^

What's white trash?? Sure MD, do whatever you like. XD

deko and posh said...

Wow, that was a big post! Just stopping by to say Happy Holidays and Happy New Year.

Wink...Deko and Posh

Cuppy said...

maaan, most of those things are SO LAME. seriously. pagans don't drink blood and sacrifice people. They worship the earth. the christian church was the one that made all that crap up because they misinterpretted one of the ten commandments. it says "have no god before me" but that ONLY APPLIES to people who are ALREADY christian or who put themselves into that religion. It DOES NOT mean, "Go out and convert everyone" ...and as for canadiand loving hockey, I HATE hockey. ...beavers are cute, though. XD

Cuppy said...

AND, we have pretty much EXACTLY the same accent as the american...here in Alberta, anyway, but that's because, if there was any province that would readily turn itself into a state, it would be Alberta. ...alberta kinda sucks, in my opinion.

Agent Dibsy said...

welll...thanks for agreeing with me that stereotypes suck? XD

cory said...

-sigh- ur screwed in a million different way....
-sips tea-

Alyce Kullen said...

Mama Mia was based on a Broadway play... and I like sappy at times, so I'd probably like it. Sorriez there, Dibs. Really amazing blogpost, though. Also, Blogthings in totally right! And I'm shorter than the average woman, but taller than the average Guatamalan woman! ^^

:) Yey.

I'm Asian so I must be sexy and do homework 24/7. o.o

Okay.

xD Awesome post, man. 8)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Agent Dibsy said...

Forgive me Cory. v.v

LOL, Aly. I'm tall. XD Lol XD.

Manga Dork said...

White trash is basically a hillbilly,lives in trailers, and sorta slutty and trashy.
Watch Joe Dirt to getthe full feel of it.

Manga Dork said...

White trash is basically a hillbilly,lives in trailers, and sorta slutty and trashy.
Watch Joe Dirt to getthe full feel of it.

Agent Dibsy said...

Oh. DX OH.

Cursed♪♫ said...

Hi!
Merry Christmas !!! Have A Great Day ! ♪♫♪♫♥♥
Come on tell me your age ! :P

krl said...

you too :). Krl

Agent Dibsy said...

Keep guessing! XD

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Coady said...

O_O_O


... that is all.

Alyce Kullen said...

Gosh, you tall Asians! *glare*

XD

Heheh. :)

Alyce Kullen said...

Well, since some people are talking about stuff...

I don't wanna start debates and stuff, but yeah. I am a Christian... and I don't hate homosexuals... but that doesn't really mean I think it isn't a choice or that their lifestyle isn't wrong... but, that's just me. I know I can't change everyone. The abortion thing... touchy subject. (so's homosexuality, but, yeah.) I've debated online for that. And I'd rather not go into again. I am, however, generally pro-life, unless in the case that it is guaranteed that either the mother or the child is going to die, and in rape or incest. Though I still think it's taking life.

And I care about poor people! O.E

Stereotypes do suck, though. I do agree. I wear black, dress strangely at times (because it's AWESOME!), and I wear pink... wowzerz..., I do have fan characters... they used to be Sues... now they're just screwed OC's who have severe issues, what do they mean by "mixed?" Does that mean multiple ethnicities, or what? o.e, different sense of humor... well, I might be crazy anyway..., bleh... bleh... bleh. blah.

Yeah, stereotypes suck.

Also, most of the people who knock anime... *insertstereotypehere* *sigh*

Well, this is gonna be hypocritical, but I've found lots of people who don't understand what anime really is, and just take it as a cartoon, and think that cartoons are childish, therefore, wishing to knock anime and cartoons. I've also found people who don't like anime/comics/manga, etc., because they don't understand it and are too obsessed with rather shallow shows like the really, really crappy kind of reality TV, or the not-so-terrible-but-far-too-watched-for-its-own-good reality TV, which makes my head explode.

Yeah.

And how does liking cartoons make you irresponsible? >.<

*headdesk*

Oklayz, done nowz.

Stereotypes are mean. *glare* I'm trying not to stereotype (conciously) like I used to. *wasonceaprephating,thinkseveryoneisagainst'mykind(beinglackofstereotype/emowannabetyperpersonality)'*

Not like that anymore, just sayin'.

GOSH I KEEP TYPING.
I'M GOING TO POST NOW.

dibsy said...

right back atcha coco.

mkay aly! ^^