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Saturday, January 3, 2009

Hehe...



(not my piccys)

Current mood: Bored

(the thing that proves i have no life WHATSOEVER)

I was in clubpenguin today at the pizza parlor.I was sitting in one of the chairs and my date (although female,we were just friends) called the waiters, and asked for goo. Here is the conversation (not actually funny, but hey, this is my blog so deal with it)

Friend: I want goo.
Waiter #1: I'm sorry we do not have goo.
Me: I want goo!!!
Friend: Yeah we want goo!
Waiter #2: Can I help you?
Me: I want a penguin head!
Friend: I'm sorry we do not serve goo.
Person in the other table: Waiter!
Waiter #3: Yes?
Person in the other table: I WANT GOO!
Waiter #3: Ok.
Me: See how come she got goo?? Liar!!!
Waiter #2: We don't have goo!
Friend: We want goo!
Me: Or else!!
Waiter #2: Or else what??
Me: I'm gonna sue you!!!
Waiter #2: FINE HERE WE'LL GIVE YOU GOO!!! (angry face)
Friend: Yay goo! (happy face)
(person in the other table copies; gets goo also)
YAY GOO!!! XP

Hahaha...

C why haven't you commented? Don't you lub me anymore? DX

My favorite snack is buchi!!! Yaaa buchi is so awesome!!! XDXDXD

The picture of buchi is the above picture! Ya buchi ya! XD

I got nothing to talk about. The good thing about being random is that when you have writers bloc something random just goes into your mind randomly.

Who else other than C has a club penguin account?

More randomness!

Words of Wisdom!! XD

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. (so true v.v)

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. (so aren't we all the same??)

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Be wary of strong drinks. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

Cooking lesson #1: don’t fry bacon in the nude.

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Never eat yellow snow.

Never pet a burning dog.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die.’ - Alistair J.R. Young

You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school — you’ll be working for them in the future.

- "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." - W.C. Fields

- "Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

- "Risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking." - Timothy McMahon

- "If A equals success, then the formula is A=X+Y+Z, where X is “work,” Y is “play,” and Z is “keep your mouth shut.” " - Albert Einstein

- "I have not failed. I’ve just found ten thousand ways that won’t work." - Thomas Edison

- "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson

*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. (-.-...well, yeah... ((mentally stabbed)))

*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

*Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

*There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

*Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

*By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

11 comments:

vLo said...

hey! were u poppy or someone else on my humansanddolphins.blogspot.com blog... or just plain dibsy... because, i'm investigating who put on those nasty comments on blog. one becuz, it's mean. two, becuz.. none the less to do. toodles!

also... I love that snack too! I get it from the dimsum place. you?

Nixx said...

umm....that's all i have to say



~Nixx

dibsy said...

vlo: nope i've never been someone named poppy, only popina. and that's not me, that's the name of the character. ^^ i checked and i saw no one named poppy. i get mine from chowking!!! XD i like mochi also!!
nixx: umm right back atcha! XD

griffinrider said...

what on earth is buchi?

vLo said...

ok.. thanks. btw, sry about that word dude. i take that back. :)anyways i think i know who the culprits are.

dibsy said...

griffinrider: it's da most delicious asian snack in da wooorld. XDXDXD (didn't you see the picture above?)
vlo: that's ok. ^^ who who who?

Manga Dork said...

Whats duchi made out of??

dibsy said...

BUCHI!!! ^^"^^"^^" NOT DUCHI!!

lol...i don't know. look it up!! XP

Cuppy said...

XD you're CRAZY Dibsy. you RULE!!!!

dibsy said...

yayz!! (hugs cuppy and sniffs) ur gonna make my cry out of joy!! XD i missed you!

Tara said...

I like the random quotes you've been posting. I actually used to use some of them for away messages on AIM before my old computer broke down. I haven't uploaded them again since I got my new computer. :( Anyway, these were the ones I had:

"When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets"
"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."
"What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE?"
and
"Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?"

Anyway, do you mind if I use some of the other quotes on AIM if I ever get around to putting them back again? I miss the days when I used to have random away messages.

Anyway, I hope you had a Happy New Year. I finally have some time to breathe so I expect to be around more often from now on. Sorry it's been so long since I've visited your blog.