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Friday, September 5, 2008



Really, what use is word verificaton?? It's useless, and ANNOYING!!! I don't care if I get spam, there is no use for word verification! (except for naming stuff, like Ponya!) I don't know how to change it though... -_-

(end rant)

Anyways, since not many of you really bother about my life (nobody went to here comes the dib! TT_TT) I have installed a daily smiley face as seen left.

Look at it in the morning, everyday for like twenty to thirty seconds. I swear, it will affect your mood. You will act like that for the whole day. 0.0

I also installed a crystal ball!!


Is my brother a nutjob?

(clicks on ball)

Probably, yes.

Ahaha, it tells the truth!

Am I nutjob?

(clicks on ball)

Without a doubt.

I did not know that a virtual ball could be so frank.

Anyways, I was on, which is almost as awesome as blogger, when I stumbled on TitanWolf's profile. Unfortunately for me, she/he won't let anonymous (moi) reviewers, so whatever.

I'm just typing some random stuff from her/his blog since I'm bored. TitanWolf, if you're reading this, you are awesome. Sorry for not asking your permission for this, but I can't make an account. T_T

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air inthere?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in thecorner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, gruntand strain to yank the doors open, thenact as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Honestly I want to know where s/he read this. -_-

"Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes." (my current motto)

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

Ahhh...nothing like honesty. I do so love being frank to my friends.

Do you like my shirt?

No, it's ugly.

You suck.

Not my fault you have an ugly shirt. At least I was honest, like a true friend.

(this conversation has never happened, but I know that one day it will)

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt.

...At least I care. -_- Seriously, that's the problemo with lots of people.

Bob trips. Bob gets flipped over. Bob is upside down on a string. A tub of spaggetios dunk him.

You say, "Hey, Bob what's up? You saw what happened in that game last night?"

And then that get angry. Seriously, at least I care. :(

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I was serious because I thought it made me look cool, and I had no fun. I turned random and mental even though I looked like a total dork. And I had fun.

This is Shorty and KG's. (whoever this dudette or dude's are, you're awesome, sorry for not asking)

there are 3 women who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
she gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools she needs to get across...
she gets big muscles and a boat and rows across...
but she almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
she turns into a man... / her hair becomes black...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge.

You need to be specific! -_-

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water?

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.'

If a tomato is a fruit then what does that make ketchup?

Fruit sauce! I put fruit sauce on my fries!

I know I'm not original, but some of those were mine. Like a little.

I jumbled them up. Now here are some that are 100% moine. (mine)

A proper fight between men is when they use Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of fists.

If a boy makes fun of because he likes you, then what makes a boy that's nice to you? Does he hate you?

I won't flatter you by telling you that I was looking at you. For now, I'll just say I was looking at your friend.

Flying is the wannabe version of floating.

I'm special. I'm unique. I'm different. You're not. Too bad.

Don't say you rock because you don't have the guts to throw it.

Don't back out on a fight you started if you're afraid to shed some blood.

OK, erm, my eleven year old brain is brain dead now. Quotes are harder than I thought. -_-



dibsy said...

w00t, my first long post!

Cuppy said...

L-o-freaking-L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some o' those was hi-lariousness major!!!!!!

!!!Hasta Luego!!!

dibsy said...

Why thank you! (bows) Thankies!

(what does luego mean?) -_-?

c said...

hahahha. that's alll i gotta say.

dibsy said...

Thank you, thank you, you're all too kind. (bows again)

Blaire said...

ha ha, yep. But they r awesome books (Gossip Girl)! thnx 4 the comments :D

dibsy said...

Welcome. ^^

jckandy said...

dibsy, i asked your crystal ball if you will join How To Be Weird, and it said "absolutely." So...did ya get the invite? didyadidyadidyadidya?

Manga Dork said...

So flippin funny I LOLed till I cried!

dibsy said...

Jckandy: I have no friggin clue cause my email won't FLIPPER WORK!!! >:< But I will when I can! (sobs)
Manga Dork: (bows) You're all too kind. :)