It was a normal, square sandwhich one minute...
Then I turn around because my brother is eating a cookie. (Got to eat that cookie!!!)
Then I look back, and it CUT ITSELF. :O It even had jelly blood oozing out!!! -cry-
HOMG. My sandwhich is a cutter. It is very depressed.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Wait-don't answer that. o.o
-eats sandwhich-
Hrrrg. I'm brain dead now.
ANYWAYS, I'm going to hold a funeral service for my sandwhich...Sandy.
Any ideas??
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
I HAVE AN EMO SANDWHICH?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
Posted by Dibsy at 2:29 PM
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17 comments:
oodly that post made me hungry :O lol *hugglz*
OMFG! I got post-virginity! mwahahahahaha xD
SANDY!!!! WE KNEW THAT SANDWHICH SO WELL!!!!!
lol =p
ahahahahahhaa. Emo sandwich!!!!! SOOO AWESOME!!...Yet not...it seriously CUT itself? OHMIGOSHIES!! soo funnyzzzz XD
omg post virginity! v.v you learned well my student. :D lol jk
lol cory ur soooo funny xD
yesss yes it did lol xD
I can't believe that your sandwich was emo! How dare it! It knows that cutting is bad for itself! Dx
YOUR NEGLECT CAUSED IT TO GO EMO, DIBSY!!!
How do you think SANDY felt when YOU were giving your brother's COOKIE all your attention? HUH?!
And then you ATE Sandy after you neglected it.
You horrible person.
XD
Oh Sandy! So young, so much to learn. You would have had a great life young sandwich.
RIP
The Poor Sandwhich. -shakes head sadly- can I come to the funeral?
well, i think it cut itself well, i don't know. maybe because it's going to die anyway?
(that was a lame answer!)
Leah: -sobs- I know! It was...it was so young! Dx
Levi: LMAO EXCUSE ME FOR MY HORRIBLENESS. D:
C: -cry- It shouldn't have ended this way!!! :*( lol
Alex: -sniff- Of...of course... D:
vLo: Lol that still made me laugh. xD
just wondering... are you going to post on that "confessions of a bystander" blog? I mean that is pure genius! You shouldn't abandon such a terrific story!
Poor Sandy! Hopefully, your sandwich is now at peace. I hope your next sandwich doesn't cut itself!
OH, I will vlo... ^^ Thanks for reminding me...I'll maybe update it soon...(or a month or two...:O)
Thank you for your sympathy, Tara. I am sure that Sandy is now at peace, after suffering through such a horrible demise. v.v
wow. emo is way to popular these days. even sandwiches... *shakes head*
-cry- it was so young! :'(
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Emo Sanwich
Named Sandy .......
I laughed my ass off (Lmao)
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