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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I HAVE AN EMO SANDWHICH?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!

It was a normal, square sandwhich one minute...

Then I turn around because my brother is eating a cookie. (Got to eat that cookie!!!)

Then I look back, and it CUT ITSELF. :O It even had jelly blood oozing out!!! -cry-

HOMG. My sandwhich is a cutter. It is very depressed.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wait-don't answer that. o.o

-eats sandwhich-

Hrrrg. I'm brain dead now.

ANYWAYS, I'm going to hold a funeral service for my sandwhich...Sandy.

Any ideas??

17 comments:

Cruz said...

oodly that post made me hungry :O lol *hugglz*

Cruz said...

OMFG! I got post-virginity! mwahahahahaha xD

cory's other acc said...

SANDY!!!! WE KNEW THAT SANDWHICH SO WELL!!!!!

lol =p

Cuppy said...

ahahahahahhaa. Emo sandwich!!!!! SOOO AWESOME!!...Yet not...it seriously CUT itself? OHMIGOSHIES!! soo funnyzzzz XD

Dibsy said...

omg post virginity! v.v you learned well my student. :D lol jk

lol cory ur soooo funny xD

yesss yes it did lol xD

Leah said...

I can't believe that your sandwich was emo! How dare it! It knows that cutting is bad for itself! Dx

Levi said...

YOUR NEGLECT CAUSED IT TO GO EMO, DIBSY!!!

How do you think SANDY felt when YOU were giving your brother's COOKIE all your attention? HUH?!

And then you ATE Sandy after you neglected it.

You horrible person.

XD

c said...

Oh Sandy! So young, so much to learn. You would have had a great life young sandwich.

RIP

Alexandria said...

The Poor Sandwhich. -shakes head sadly- can I come to the funeral?

Lelia Brianna Hong said...

well, i think it cut itself well, i don't know. maybe because it's going to die anyway?
(that was a lame answer!)

Dibsy said...

Leah: -sobs- I know! It was...it was so young! Dx
Levi: LMAO EXCUSE ME FOR MY HORRIBLENESS. D:
C: -cry- It shouldn't have ended this way!!! :*( lol
Alex: -sniff- Of...of course... D:
vLo: Lol that still made me laugh. xD

Lelia Brianna Hong said...

just wondering... are you going to post on that "confessions of a bystander" blog? I mean that is pure genius! You shouldn't abandon such a terrific story!

Tara said...

Poor Sandy! Hopefully, your sandwich is now at peace. I hope your next sandwich doesn't cut itself!

Dibsy said...

OH, I will vlo... ^^ Thanks for reminding me...I'll maybe update it soon...(or a month or two...:O)

Thank you for your sympathy, Tara. I am sure that Sandy is now at peace, after suffering through such a horrible demise. v.v

Rose Mary said...

wow. emo is way to popular these days. even sandwiches... *shakes head*

Dibsy said...

-cry- it was so young! :'(

That Guy Over There ----> said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Emo Sanwich

Named Sandy .......

I laughed my ass off (Lmao)