MISSION SUCCEEDED!: A LAST PARTING SHOT!!!

DIBBY IS FINALLY IN URBANDICTIONARY.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THE SECOND DEFINITION! THUMB IT UP SO IT CAN BE THE FIRST DEFINITION!!!


LINK:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dibby

-DANCES- HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now pics of me as a last parting shot!!!


Warning: Please don't run away from my coked up anorexic appearance!!! :O

And no, I am not posing. I've changed my hairstyle into this, I think this looks b etter and it's hot. ^^ (The weather, I mean. Not my hair. Or maybe it is. :O) And I had trouble holding my camera lol xD

And yes people, I am flat-chested. -cry-

I actually dressed up for this. o.o I was all like, "I'm leaving my dibs for a whole month...I gotta look my best!" My best casually, of course. I wouldn't wanna wear my LBD lol xD

So I wore my favorite jacket and shirt and stuff...ev en though it's soooooo hot... >.< -checks- 78.4 degrees, but that's downstairs. :O

Gosh. These pics take so long to upload. I'm glad I only took four... >.<
Maybe it's just my laptop PMSing. I'm sure my laptop is female. :O

Hrrrrgrah! 5 more days til sports camp! Maybe it'll add some muscle to my weak body.... D:

Oh, and to those who cared, I actually finished the Battle Royale novel after about two weeks!!! I've been reading the manga all this time, but the novel was AMAZING! I still think the manga is better, though. But maybe I'm biased. xD

It still make me cry though. :'(


Like Emerald, my appearance looks different within each pic. :O

Like in the first pic up there, my face looks round and babyish. D:

No one would know that my body is possessed by a perverted 40-year-old man. :O Only Levi has figured it out lol xD


Anyways, now that I'm done blabbing randomly, I bid you guys ado for about a whole month. :O I'll really miss you guys! -hugs tightly and squeezes- Seriously, you guys that have been commenting for like almost forever, like C and Levi and Aly and Cuppy, are like, siblings to me. :'(

CIAO, MY DIBS!!! AND DON'T FORGET ME!!!! >:(

Edit: Lol, it sounds like I'm leaving forever. :O Oh, well, you never know. :'( I'll go on as much as I can/whenever I can!!! (Like in the five days before I leave and before my grandparents come and when we're lounging and stuff)

-cry-

:'(

PS: Look how much I changed!!! xD

Ahhh...gotta love black and white. :D That's why this before pic might look better than I really look like.

PSS: Hrg. Gotta get a haircut, sooner or later. D:

Leaving for camp and for other stuffums... :P

This might be a bit depressing if you're a dibfan... ^^ But my fun in the summer is just beginning as of August 5, where I set off to *sports camp* and then my grandparents all the way from the *Philippines* are gonna arrive for like almost the rest of the month, and we're going places, like San Diego and some theme parks... :D

Anyways, I'll try going on as much as possible, but yeah...I'm not gonna be glued to the computer screen every single day now... :D

CIAO, MY DIBS!!!

AIYEEEE! MY TOE!!! MY MASSACRED TOE!!! (Including nut-busting action-literally! xD)

:( I was playing dodgeball and some stupid git smashed my toe, and I knew it hurt but I didn't do anything about it because I thought, "Whatever..." and then I looked down to see half my toenail was ripped off. D: Blood was oozing out and whatever remained of my toenail stuck onto the dried blood. o.o

Anyways, I know my toe isn't gonna be seen in public anytime soon. If I get an ingrown toenail because of the circular cut it was ripped off of, I am suing that git!!! >:(

In other news, click here if you're a guy. Warning: If you aren't all that into violence and killing in movies, this link is NOT for you. >.<

Done? Ok.

That's all interesting I have to say.

CIAO!

I have stolen Rhianna slash Levi's song thing! :D

Oh, and to those who are wondering, Sandy has a semi proper funeral right before I flushed the toilet. No, me and my brother did not stand beside each other in black clothing, crying emotionally over the loss of Sandy in front of our house toilet. Just wanted to clear that up. >.<>

ANYWAYS!

List ten songs you remind you of one (or different) person(s). No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good - it simply must be a song that reminds you of a particular person. It could be the song you heard when you met, or maybe the lyrics just apply to the person(s). Anything goes! The only catch is that you cannot name the person(s); it has to be anonymous!

I. Sk8r Boy by Avril Lavinge
I'm immature, I guess. But I'm still as human as everyone else. I have regrets. I wish I didn't act so stupid about it-but I guess you can't change the past. Even though I worried about it all third grade summer, I still sorta wished you'd mention it again when we were in the same class, for another two years. Not to just get it out of the way, but just to make sure that it actually happened. D:

II. Say Goodbye by Skillet
Ohhh. Another regret one. I'm sorry for whatever I did that made it so hard to keep in touch with you in fifth grade.I didn't think it was a big deal back then but I know if I didn't things would be a lot, lot different. Maybe you would've said goodbye after I left um, forever. (<--no exaggeration v.v)

III. Anytime You Need a Friend by Mariah Carey
I just wanted to say you're truly my BFF, emphasis on the forever. :D You've been there when I cried and laughed and I know you'll be there for the times to come, and me vise versa. :D

IV. Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach
Um. Ok. Sorry about writing that hate email about you to my other friend. And okay, I'm just as unhappy as I was when I was friends with you. And I might have deserved being treated like I was the bad guy by all my-your-friends. But I'm just wondering, where is YOUR karma? It's not like I wrote that email just cuz I felt like it, you know.

(Ok, maybe the email itself from your former best friend was karma itself, but, you know...I didn't just lose only you as a best friend, I lost lots of your friends that were my friends, too. Now our conversations are pretty awkward. O.O)

V. Stand in The Rain by Superchic(k)
Only because we're too much alike for words, we'll share this theme song. Our nonexistent "love lives" are near identical. Your friends predicament isn't as bad as mine, but, you know...I feel you, girl. :D

VI. Love me or hate me by Lady Sovereign
This actually applies to four of my friends. :O I never know whether I love you guys or hate you. I have dreamed about killing about you. (no kidding, and happily too) But I also have dreamt about hugging you, too. Au contrare to Lelia Hong/vLo's definition, I know exactly what to think of them. It's them not knowing if I'm their enemy/slave or friend.

VIII. Dear Sister Spoof thing
Lol xD...OK we're not close friends but you were the only one who never, EVER criticized me about the (see II). So there. And I love you that much for it. :D

IX. I Caught Myself by Paramore
This applies to one/more (not telling :P) people in VI. -hugs- I love you even if you are a poseur. I know this because you're too damn normal/happy to be emo and I've known you since 1st grade and you're just not like that, okay?

X. Angry German Kid
OK, this isn't a song. It's a video on youtube about a spaztic German kid violently abusing his computer. (Or at least that's what the transalation is) But the vid was pretty funny and so are you. :D (Don't worry, the German kid doesn't remind me of you, at all. xD)

OK, I think I'm done. :D

I HAVE AN EMO SANDWHICH?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!

It was a normal, square sandwhich one minute...

Then I turn around because my brother is eating a cookie. (Got to eat that cookie!!!)

Then I look back, and it CUT ITSELF. :O It even had jelly blood oozing out!!! -cry-

HOMG. My sandwhich is a cutter. It is very depressed.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wait-don't answer that. o.o

-eats sandwhich-

Hrrrg. I'm brain dead now.

ANYWAYS, I'm going to hold a funeral service for my sandwhich...Sandy.

Any ideas??

I'm possibly the most cold-hearted carnivore in the world.

Yes. It's true. I watched Meat Your Meat on Youtube. The whole thing. Didn't chicken out. 13 whole minutes of animal abuse.

And I'm possibly the only person that came out of that video alive and still didn't decide to change my carnivorous ways.

Don't take it hard, I felt sorry for those animals. They didn't DESERVE that kind of abuse. And of course, I going to have nightmares about the last scene where the pig's blood is all spurting out and the man just leaves him.

But still... o.o I'm depressed now. I might be now for the whole day. It wasn't as violent as I expected, though. Not that I wanted it too. When Levi and C watched it I tried watching it but the dark lighting scared me off.

But yesterday I watched it. The whole thing. It scared me a little. :(

Now I'm sad...

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Because no one else has actually decided to look by themselves, i'm going to post post secret postcards:

postsecret.blogspot.com

Levi the Chibi ninja and C the bunny cheerleader!!!

Um... ^^" Random title lol...

But anyways, since I don't know you guys in real life, I imagine most of you guys as...um...chibi or whatever things...yeah...except people like Rhianna and Balmung (who is forever imprinted in my mind to look exactly like Dr. Spock...) who I first met with their picture as their profile pic anyways. Or people like Aly and Lea, who are also forever imprinted in my mind with their cartoony piccies...

You know what, I could actually just go and make a huge list about all of you and what I imagine you as...I dunno, why not? xD

But bleh. I'm too lazy. xD

Oh, and there's Neon Duck, who I've always imagined with a bald head drawn on orange eyebrows.

I'm just strange. o.o?

Anyways, I feel like making fun of Twilight. I dunno. Should I? Maybe I'd get flames from people who can't take a joke...

Aw, well. Whatever. xD

WARNING: I DON'T hate Twilight, okay? It's like Miley Cyrus to me, I just don't care about it...

(<--We have to begin in the beginning, I guess...)

(>.< -is waiting for the hate mail to come-)

(I'm going to pick on Edward from on. -and Bella because she's annoying to me)

(<---AMEN!!! Seriously, lol..."sparkle"...maybe next time I'll walk around in the sun with sequins GLUED TO MY FACE?? I'll sparkle in the sunlight, too!!!)

(<--Pffffft. Lol. Maybe one day I'll get a little kid's glitter glue stick to bite me. GASP! THE CHILDREN ARE IN DANGER!!! -runs away to save kindergartners from playing with glitter vamps) Laalala...I'm done now... xD

I'm stealing Levi's questionnaire. I feel so BAD. xD

Ahehehe...I'm stealing Levi's music questionnaire cuz I don't really have anything else to do. Dx

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down

OK, I admit, I don't have an iTunes or anything and my mp3 has no shuffle. Oh well. I just compiled a list of songs and started crossing them out to do this.

If someone says "Is this Okay?" You say:
-Hero by Skillet
Ummm...what they did must have been pretty good...

How would you describe yourself?
-The Last Night by Skillet
Huh? I guess the lyrics in the song are pretty much me...

What do you like in a guy/girl?
-Say Goodbye by Skillet
I like saying goodbye? "Everytime you're gone I miss you. Maybe we should be apart more often." I guess, maybe...

How do you feel today?
-Going Under by Evanescensce
I am pretty sleepy...if that's what they mean...

What's your life purpose?
-Crush by David Archuleta
Ummm...that's nice to know... >.<

What do your friends think of you?
-The Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavinge
HELL YES THEY BETTER xD

What do your parents think of you?
-Sharada by Skye Sweetnam
I suppose they think i'm special. I better be. xD

What do you often think about?
-Am I not Pretty Enough? by somebody who's name I forgot
Damn. It's right.

What do you think about the person you like?
-Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3
And it's right AGAIN!!!

What is your life's story?
-That's What You Get by Paramore
What, is my life's purpose to get petty revenge? -shrugs- Ok. ^^

What do you want to be when you grow up?
-Pressure by Paramore
Apparently I want to be Donald Trump. That's right.

What will you dance to at your wedding?
-Misery Business by Paramore
That's a sure fire way to know that my marriage isn't gonna last.

What will they play at your funeral?
-Kiss me thru the phone by Soujia Boy
Exqueeze me? Even if instead of a phone someone was kissing me through my coffin-I don't want any necrophillians sucking on my dead, rotting, mouth.

What is your biggest fear?
-Hot n Cold by Katy Perry
What? I'm afraid of the weather? I can't be afraid of moody people because I AM a moody person...

What is your biggest secret?
-If You Seek Amy (F.U.C.K. Me) by Britney Spears
I'm lacking sexually? Ummm...no comment.

What is your future going to be like?
-Blame it on the Alcohol-Jamie Fox
-glares at alcohol before throwing something at it- THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!

What do you see in the person you like?
-Gives You Hell by someone I forgot
This is SO right. xD

What will the song be for you and your spouse?
-Thriller-Michael Jackson
It should be a thrill... (AND YES I DO LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON)

Will you get far in life?
-L.A. Trix by Ashton Roft
Oh crap. >.<

Will you get married?
-Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings
The good-Yes I am getting married. The bad-who's Juliet? o.o?

What is your best friend's theme song?
-Mad by Ne-yo
This is so true. OK, I have a lot of best friends. But one of them I completely messed up. I'M SORRY YVETTE. :'(

What was high school like?
-Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
Hell yes. xD

How can you get ahead in life?
-Touch my Body by Mariah Carey
NO! I'm...I'm...A STRIPPER?!?!

What is the best thing about your friends?
-Right Now by Akon
I guess that's true...

What is in store for this weekend?
-Just Dance by Lady Gaga
YAY! -dances-

To describe your grandparents?
-Lovegame-Lady Gaga
Um...no comment. xD

How is your life going?
-Womanizer by Britney Spears
I sure hope I'M not the womanizer...

How does the world see you?
-Birthday Sex by Jeremih
Crap. First is Blame it on the Alcohol. Then it's Touch My Body. Now it's Birthday Sex. WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY LIFE???

Will you have a happy life?
-You're a Jerk-New Boyz
WTF!!! >.< lol

Do people secretly lust after you?
-Fire Burning-Sean Kingston
I take this as a yes... xD

How can I make myself happy?
-I Know You Want Me by Pitbull
I guess I'm pretty promiscuos for my age. xD

What should you do with your life?
-Heartless by Kanya West
T.T My results are sucking big time, hehe...?

Will you ever have children?
-Rockstar by Prima J
I hope that's a no. o.o

What song would you strip to?
-Crushcrushcrush by Paramore
o.o...?

If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
-Sexy Naughty Bitchy by someone I forgot
Crap. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

What does your mum think of you?
-Walk Away by someone who I don't know and forgot
MOMMY!!! WHY??

What is your deep dark secret?
-I'm Gonna Kill Her by some French person who I forgot
Ahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sooo right...even though it's not that deep. xD

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
-Everybody's Fool by Evanscensce
Good. *___* >:D

What's your personality like?
-I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry
So unfair. ;_;

What's your motto?
-In The End by Linkin Park
Soooooooooooo true. One day when you die people will forget you, and one day you will rot, and in the end you will be nothing. (<---my words, not Linkin Park's)

What do you think about often?
-Bad Boy-Cascada
Maybe true, maybe not... xP

What do you want right now?
-Tonight's Gonna Be a Good Night or something by somebody
I sure hope it doesn't mean what I think it means...

Hahaha. That was fun. xD