Life is wonderful supposedly

List of almost comical things that happened this week-

(since this blog was originally supposed to be about my life but i'm too scared to do anything personal)

(i know you guys know no one on this list but thats not the point thats what they did)

I normally don't use codes for names since most of my friends have a myspace.

- a conversation between two unfortunate friends:

We follow the TCJSM squad. (teresa, christa, josie, sammy maria) We were just about to pass the big wall where you play handball when Carlos asks,

"Hey wheres Yvette?"

"In the Phillipines. Thats why I'm gonna bug you and stuff 'til she gets back."

"You're gonna molest me? Oh snap, its a harasser!" (=P) "When is she gonna come back?"

"Dunno. I have no life."

"You have a life, Dibsy."

"No I don't. I have no friends, either."

And suddenly I spiral. -.-

We are approaching the TCJSM squad now and then Carlos is all like,

"I'm gonna give you some friends then! XD"

"(flash of light hits dibsy, suddenly realizing what he means) NO!"

The TCJSM Squad notices me.

"HEY GUYS DIBSY NEEDS A NEW BEST FRIEND!!! XD!!!"

In a second (woo!) the squad surrounds me. I find out that Ana has moved to Missouri.

What da. How come no one told me this??? (-.- no wonder!) So, like, Ana's gone. Poof. And I didn't even know. WHY?!?!

-everyone told me that Ana moved to Missourri, but in actuality she was just absent for one day. i have been junked (and was temporarily the new replacement ana)

-just been told it's PUNKED not JUNKED. gosh how would i know??

-At Guided Reading when we were with Mr. V.(my teacher) J.R. was being a drama king and laying his head on my shoulder and stuff. He says I smell like Dominos Pizza. It must be my jacket, I put on this perfume that smells like baby powder.

-We played Bingo in class and when we were cleaning up Carl (remember? a smart asian dude! XD) (who sits diagonally in front of me to my right) kept dropping my bingo pieces on the floor. I have to pick them up or I get detention. (-.-) He says I'm a vegetable. I tell him he's a gulay. (asian word for vegetable)

-I emailed Shantel back and forth in G.R. class. Me and Shantel were virtually catfighting:

(kicks)

response:

(slaps)

response:

(bites)

response:

o no u dinnit!!

(drops piano)

-Hehehe. I also emailed Jonathan that he SUX cause he got my penguin banned!!! >:( He knows my penguin password (on club penguin) and said a bad word (that he 'says' he was 'only' gonna type, but 'carl for some reason pressed enter') and now I'm banned for 24 hours!!! >:X Jerk!! DX I gave him two penguins and emailed him a hate email, but deleted it a few minutes later since I thought that his wasn't gonna solve anything and he would go on my penguin again. (and that i sort of went overboard with the art of words, hehe, and the threats... O.o)

-Read Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson. It speeeeaaaks to me. I should be more like the heroine. No, I should not be a slacker with sad grades, I should be sarcastic, go wit da flow kind person. Ya. (GO READ IT!)

-It's cold and windy here in the morning, which fools all gullible and stupid persons (i.e.: ME) to pack in big winter clothes. GASP, by the time it's recess, the sun's out and shining. The world hates me.

-I favor track over swimming. Suuuure, it gave Yvette a six-pack from swimming (seriously yvette is even younger than me!!! i have seen her six-pack i no its true its so unfair) and kick butt tan, but I don't like swimming, I don't like my body or my swimsuit, blah blah blah. But I only like track when I'm alone(so i won't try to race), when it's raining (best when it's done raining and the sky is still gloomy and gray-that way it's cool) when I'm listening to music (preferably music i like) and there's a breeze and I'm wearing shorts and a loose tee shirt and runner shoes. It feels nice.

-carl has gotten a horrible spiral haircut. i can't even explain it. i hope it goes back to its shiny self soon

-Recess I hung out with Eyra(not her real name but i have to), Sam, Crystal, ect. Eyra's mom was in the gate and Eyra got in trouble because she was seen hanging out with Jonathan. New Order: Yra is to stay away from ALL men. Which, to be exact, is pretty much half the school, and more than than half the whole world. Not to mention our teacher is a guy.

-I also get new shampoo and conditioner, which makes me frizzy hair sleek and shiny! XD

ya. this is all that happened this week. ya.

heeey c why dont you comment that much anymore? dont u lub me? =P

peoplez list:

carlos: last member of the TJCSM Squad.

ana: actually part of the squad. so i guess it's actually the TJCSMCA Squad. darn, its too long now.

jonathan: j.r.

j.r.: jonathan

carl: short smart asian dude. XD

shantel: friend

look they're all my friends ok?

anyways bye!

XD