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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Another post full of grossness...

HALLO!!! If anyone remembers from "Ugh... (PLUS REAL-LIFE STORY ABOUT A DISASTER INVOLVING A GLOSSY SUBSTANCE!!)" I promised you guys I would post any gross event that ever happened to you!!! (really blutn and angry since this was the second time she wrote this-the first got an 'error')



Anyways, I got...3 results I would share with you!!!



OK, first up, we have Manga Dork telling us a gross story involving... (doesn't want to ruin it) SOMETHING!!!



"One day I was riding in my dads truck and was thirsty and I saw a can and I took a huge drink of it and I told mom it was really spicy and my dad looked back and it turned out not to be pop it wa sactually my dads spit!!(He chews tobacco)From then on I always ask if it is okay to drink something in my dads truck!!"



This was exactly what she said. -_- I aditted some typos, though, but otherwise this is exactly her experience.



Well, now we know what tobacco spit tastes like!!! If any of you people like chili or anything else really spicy, then TOBACCO SPIT IS FOR YOU!!!



(gets hit in the head by the other dib) DON'T ENCOURAGE DRUGS!!!



Anyways, dude, how much spit did your dad well, spit?



Anyways, we have 2 entries by wannabewriter!!!



First, WE HAVE A GROSS STORY INVOLVING...A BATHTUB. (DUN DUN DUN!!!)



"Well, this was when I was like, really little. Like, two/three years old. Ok, this is actually really funny, but kind of embarrassing on my part. I'll tell you anyways, just cuz it's funny. Alright, so since I was so little, my older sister and I would take baths together. She was only a year older than me. (Well, she still is only a year older than me)



"Anyways, I would take baths with her, and one day, I'm not sure why- I don't remember this stuff too clearly, I just sorta... let my bowels loose. My sister screamed and stood up in the bath. She was totally freaked out cuz there were a bunch of little turds floating in the tub!



"She was grossed, out, but apparently I didn't think too much of it. so ya, I think its pretty funny, but that's probably only because my sister was the victim. If it would have been the other way around, well, let's just spare the details. "



LOL!!! (giggles) We have another story by her, that thankfully doesn't involve a bathtub... BUT BARF!!! (still giggling)



"Ok. We were at Hershey Park (for those of you who don't know, it's located in Hershey, Pennsylvania. It's an amusement park totally dedicated to Hershey's chocolate! ITS AMAZING!!!) and we were going on all of these rides. Me and my sisters decided to go on the swings (a classic), but we didn't know what would happen.



"The ride had started and my parents were watching us go in circles. I'm guessing maybe someone on the ride with us had a little bit too much to eat... cuz they kinda barfed all over. It hit my parents and the couple standing next to them, but the other couple got most of it. They were covered, while my parents got flecks here and there.



'It was on my Mom's shirt, and my dad's face (including his mouth XP)! It was absolutely disgusting! But other than that... Hershey Park was really fun. "

I seriously feel bad for your parents, wannabewriter... (btw, she changed her user name. now it's kelsey, i think.)

Anyways, if anyone else has a gross story they would want to share, please, feel free with, well, sharing them. ^^

Gu' bye!!!!

12 comments:

c said...

hhhmmmm... I can't think of any gross stories at the moment. I added you to blogs that I think are cool at the sidebar on my blog.

dibsy said...

Oh, really???? THANK YOU SO MUCH!! YOU'RE, LIKE, THE NICEST PERSON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!! (And everyone else who has put my blogs on the sidebar!!) By the way, you answer quick!

said...

eww! those stories by wannabewriter were terrible! LOL!

PS- I'm one of those people! YAY ME!!

dibsy said...

YAY!

said...

LETS HAVE A BIG PARTY OF YAY-NESS AND VIRTUAL COOKIES!!!

dibsy said...

YUP!! WHAT KIND OF VIRTUAL COOKIE DO YOU WANT????

Manga Dork said...

Thanks for posting my story. Wanabewriter's storys were really nasty. I have one more.
It was at the fair and it was the hottest day of the year. We were walking around the fair and all of the sudden I felt really dizzy! So we went to hear the band and then we went to get something for me to drink. So then we sat down at the 4H shed were they are picniic tables. My mamaw and 9 year old cousin were fanning me and all of a sudden I barf all over my mamaw and cousin and all over the 4H shed!Also it was there all day and every one was talking about it!

dibsy said...

Lol, I'll try posting that, when more people post stories. (or you give me lots of stories. whichever.)

said...

ick... that's gross manga dork!

but yeah, umm...

I'LL HAVE A SNICKERDOODLE, PLEASE!!! YAYYY!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU??

dibsy said...

Oh no...


I ran out of cookies. :(

said...

aww... well, we better start cookin' up some more!! (virtually, of course) :D

dibsy said...

Ahhh...OK! But i'm virtually broke, because Sniper the fox stole all the ingrediants! Oh well, time to get a V.V.C.!