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Friday, April 10, 2009

Spring Break...Here. Finally.

Ugh. Spring Break came SO late. (or at least, to me) My motivation is just gone now.

And it's only one week. Wasn't C's spring break, like, 2 weeks?? That's half a month!!! >:X

Anyways, Spring Break is here. Woo.

I just found out it was Good Friday today... -.- So sad, I acted normal ol' not trying-to-be-good me. If I knew... -shakes head-

Meet the Jack Schitt Family:

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “you don’t know
Jack Schitt”. Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced
6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15
years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal
son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa

Now, when someone say’s you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.


In honour of Good Friday I present you all with this poem I found while browsing ^^:

We may not always realize
That every thing we do,
Affects not only our lives
But touches others, too!

For a little bit of thoughtfulness
That shows someone you care,
Creates a ray of sunshine
For both of you to share.

Yes, every time you offer
Someone a helping hand …
Every time you show a friend
You care and understand …

Every time you have
A kind and gentle word to give …
You help someone find beauty
In this precious life we live.

For happiness brings happiness
And loving ways bring love;
And Giving is the treasure
That contentment is made of.



Levi said...

Oh my God, that was SO funny! XD

Lea(h) said...

Gosh, that was so inappropriate! But it was funny. :)

Dibsy said...

Lol thanks Levi & Leah. xD

c said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! Hilarious! And cool poem! Happy Spring Break!

Dibsy said...

Thanks!!! =)

Aly K. said...

xDDD Leah and Levi. xDDD


xD Very funny. And wrong. I've heard that one. :D

I liked the poem too. :) My friend wrote this really amazing Good Friday poem last year, and she wrote a second half of it on last night's Good Friday, and it was really awesome. :)

Do ya'll have Facebooks?

Dibsy said...

I don't have one, unfortunately. >.<

Anonymous said...

That is so funny! did you make that up or was it like forwarded to you? I need to email that!! HEHE!

Dibsy said...

Lol, if you must know, I got it from ^^"

Cuppy said...

XD that was hilarous!!!!!!

Dibsy said...

Cuppy!!!! You're back!!!! -glomps-

That Guy Over There ----> said...

Nice Poems ......... You think you can do better? :)