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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Holy shenanigans!!!

OK, you guys all know that I'm moving soon, right?? Well, yesterday I visited my new house for the first time in my life...

It's on a CLIFF!!! Half the house is on stilts!!!!! I'm going to be one of those people who live in huge houses in the mountains, not bothering to remember that in the summer time houses like that are usually burned to the ground!!!

What if there's a LANDSLIDE?!?! Then the house on top of us will tumble down on MY house, and my house (whom I will name Jessica) will tumble into another house, and...


This is like a huge step for someone who is elevator-phobic, as I am. Not to mention I am scared of heights and am frequently paranoid. Also because I have been living in a small apartment for most of my life, a two-story house in the mountains, next to mansions, will surely frighten me.

List of an Uncultured person's traits

-I am scared of elevators

-And heights

-Never read Twilight

-or Maximum Ride

-have never eaten a burger before

-Or finished a burrito or taco

I might as well be an alien.

Anyways, I've been totally into working out and stuff, due to my too-pretty-it's-unfair bff.

I even went as low to get one of my mom's old work-out videos.

Sigh. I don't think that video really helped. I mean, I feel tired now, but like 2 minutes into the work-out the work-out trainers in the TV were sweating so much they looked glossy, while I was still tripping over the couch.

And when I wasn't, I was hardly sweating. And if I was sweating, it didn't look glossy or shiny. And, -pokepoke- my abs do not feel sculpted. Or look it.

I should just turn to jogging in place. Ho hum.




c said...

A house in the hills of California??? oooo! I know where the hills were! Cool!

No matter how hard your friend tries she will never be as dibby as you!

.... no matter how pretty she is.


Dibsy said...

Awwww, thank you C!!! :D

I still don't like heights...

Alexandria said...

I think its totally awesome that your house is like that. But you should read the Maximum Ride Series. Start in this order!!!
1. Angel Experiment
2. Schools Out- Forever
3. Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
4. The Final Warning
5. MAX
thats what order its in. NOW READ I SAY! READ! it helps distract your fear of heights ^.^

Dibsy said...

oh ok lol. xD

That Guy Over There ----> said...

Woah!!!! Living in a house thats about to fall, creepy

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That Guy Over There ----> said...

OMG!!!!!!!!! Your Hilarious

Aly K. said...

Awww. *hug* You are a very beautiful person, Dibs. And...


Yeah, that would freak me out too. *epic huggle* And you're not missing much with Twilight. B&E are too obsessed with each other. Jacob's pretty cool, but... yeah. .-.

Never finishing a burrito... hmm... XD That's okay. *hugggggg* You are an incredibly dibby person, and you are your own person and you don't need to be any different than who you are because you are quite Dibby. :)

Dibsy said...

Awww, thank yous, Aly! :) That made my day.

Anonymous said...

I live in California! Awesome! Where do u live? Long Beach/San Francisco? That's the only place I could think about that's close to the ocean. Anyhow, I don't think it's that bad. I used to be afraid of heights. But then I started taking these awesome challenge courses (where you walk on platforms as tall as a four story building? and jump off to get to a rope hanging three feet away). I know it sounds scary but really it's not. Anyhow, that's how I overcame my phobia. But I totally understand the fear of living on a cliff. Seriously, what if one day, there was an earthquake and... (it's impossible though because CA houses are really secure nowadays).

Wow I keep rambling about heights... Okayyyy. I don't like Maximum Ride either.

Dibsy said...

Ummm, well i'm moving to LA. ^^ That sounds cool, what are those called?? :O

Levi said...

Your new house reminds me of that house in A Series of Unfortunate Events. Y'know, the second book? The Wide Window, I think it was.

And I'd definitely be scared too.

Ooh, and I don't like burgers, tacos, or burritos. That's so weird. I especially can't eat burgers. I get grossed out. Poor cows.

And I always tell myself that I'm going to start working out, but I never do. Luckily, I manage to stay skinny. So oh well.

Anonymous said...

Well, i live in a section in LA too! I live really close to the beach.....

oh yeah, those were just challenge course like fear factor except the middle school version... but i don't go to middle school anymore though.

Dibsy said...

Levi: I know, right?? :O If I didn't read that particular volume, I wouldn't be so freaked out. >.< Especially when that house collapsed.

I never watched Meet Your Meat, so I don't really care. :< Or maybe I'm just a natural born carnivore.

Luckily, I have my own treadmill in my house. :D

vLo: Oh...ok... (4 story buildings?!?!?! :O)