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Which story would you rather have Dibsy write about?

Considering you voted on the poll above, would you read the story?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I'm a Sad Little Muffin.

Yes, I am a Sad Little Muffin.

A squishy soggy sad little muffin.

A squishy soggy dirty little muffin.

Muffins deserve love. I love cupcakes more than muffins because cupcakes are just muffins with make up on!!! Stop with the 'muffins are only ugly cupcakes'!

Muffins are BEAUTIFUL! They are part of NATURE!!! By nature, I mean BREAD! And you know what? Bread is BEAUTIFUL! (wait! bread is not part of nature! :O)

I'm lying about cutting myself with a post it note on the internet.

If a chronic liar tells you he's a liar do you believe him?

Muffins are beautiful. (ok ok i'll stop with the muffins)

But, you know, I'm just sensitive about my muffins. They aren't getting the love that they deserve, and that's what makes me sad.

Thus resulting in me being a Sad Little Muffin.

You know what? I'm going to start a petition. A petition for more muffin love and more cupcake hate!

I announce that I am the MUFFIN QUEEN! FEAR MY FLUFFY GOLDEN BROWN AUTHORITY!

You know, I once had a dream where I was being chased by a stampede of angry cupcakes, who were trying to kill/eat me.

Which proves that cupcakes are not as awesome as muffins.

Hehe, I feel random.

My life isn't going anywhere.

It's building it's own place.

But building takes a long time.

It can take days,

Weeks.

Months.

Years.

I don't want to follow my own path but I want to leave a trail of my own.

I sort of got that quote from a refridgerator magnet.

I'm going to start making my daily review of my day to you more detailed, like a book.

Because someday my life will be interesting enough to be told to the world.

I could call it, My Trail from Adoloscence to Adulthood or something.

But that would be boring. I could give it some cool title, like Post'It's gave me Papercuts or something and say it's fiction. That way people will read it.

But first I'll have to get a paper cut by a post it.

Which leads to me lying about it. Hip hip hooray!

Should I seek a therapist? (Or, as my friend Carl would refer to as, the rapist) Haha, get it, therapist, the rapist? Ahahahaha...

I want a fudge cookie.

Oh yeah, to all those that care, I finally got myself a blonde wig!!! Now I have two wigs, which makes me very happy! (i have a red one)

I'll wear it to school. I wonder what my peers will say.

If Nixx and Aly remember, I showed people a filipino chocolate bar.

Lol I actually wanted one of those Filipinos. (Does that sound weird?) I wanted to eat one, I mean. (does that sound even MORE weird?)

When I was a little kid I made a book. (like when I was in first grade) I was actually pretty hip (or so i thought) into the world of high school and all those stereotypes and stuff, so here's a mini summary:

There was these two chicks. One was a nice, sensible girl. The other was, ahem, "a mean girl", so she was snobby and snotty and what not.

Of course, there were two dudes. One, was Miss Nice's love interest.

And so on was a perfect love story, with Mr. Love Interest and Miss Nice looking like they were proceeding with a happily ever after thing going on.

Then, of course, "the mean girl" destroys everything with rumors and stuff, for no reason whatsoever, but Mr. Love Interest saves the day and him and Miss Nice have a happily ever after.

And then there was a dance, and Miss Meany had no date so she started asking anyone and no one said yes, and so she got depressed.

Then some dude I named Splash finally said yes and they go out to the dance and it is completely ruined because Splash actually hates her and is the brother of Mr. Love Interest and is in love with Miss Nice.

So he practically tortures and humiliates her throughout the whole date, like getting the whole punch bowl and dumping the whole thing on her and ripping off like half of her dress and smearing it with cake and, since she's exposed, has to walk around with dripping cake all day.

Since I never was a fan of happily ever after's, Splash doesn't apologize and then Miss Nice and Splash have it all going on, (Mr. Love Interest forgotten) and Miss Meany becomes depressed and all because for the rest of her life she became a social reject and everyone hated and avoided her.

The End

Yeah. That's how my mind worked like seven or six years ago. Of course, my plots are much better thought out and all, but I sort of liked my story. I drew pictures and dialogue and made a potentially good book with colored construction paper. I even made my teacher read it out to the class.

Unfortunately, first grade minds then weren't as processed as thoroughly as mine were, so they were bored and did not like my story. Which I thought very sad, because I liked it very much.

I was such a good girl back then. I remembered one time when the class was in havoc (in like 2nd grade), and so I went up to the front of the class and started singing, "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug-" (proceeds to hug and walk around) "And a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?"

Everyone's a critic. ("EW! Get away from me, you buck-toothed butthead!")

Anyways,

CIAO DARLINGS!

16 comments:

4ever, vLo said...

aww... u sounded cute then. but then yeah, sucks about that... i remember myself being somewhat like that in 2nd grade... how many years ago? yeah, anyhow, what a good book you wrote. i mean seriously most people don't think like that in 2nd grade which is a good thing. anyhow... really, why muffins over cupcakes? it's the same thing except without frosting... but yeah... both taste the same to me.

Cuppy said...

XD you're probably the funniest person I know. XD and i would TOTALLY have read that story!!! It wouldv'r been AMAZIBNG!!!...that was kinda how my brain worked in first grade, too. XD Huzzah for us with over developed brain functions!! XD

...I'm in school!!

.{C.L.A.i.i.R.3}. said...

Be a happy muffin...=]

D I B S Y said...

thanks vlo... :) muffins over cupcakes because muffins are democratic. XO
awww thank you cupcup! huzza for over-developed brain functions!
yap claire i am now a happy muffin. =D

.{C.L.A.i.i.R.3}. said...

me 2. Thankz for commenting!

Lexi said...

haha.. that made me smile. muffins ftw!

D I B S Y said...

no prob claire! xDD

im glad it did lexi! :)

Alexandria said...

That. Was the most awesome summary i have ever read. hehe she had to walk around with cake on her head. But that would be an awesome hat.

D I B S Y said...

Lol thanks Alexandria! ^-^ That made me smile since I had a pretty bad night...

Yay for edible hats! :)

Katie-Banana_Peel said...

Thanskf for following me!

Nixx said...

muffinz forever, man, muffins FOR EVER!!!




~Nixx

Lea(h) said...

Dibsy! Guess what???

Aly, our friend Tuna, and I went shopping and we got these matching shirts that said:

Muffin's are just ugly cupcakes.

Cupcakes are just HATERS!

I immediately thought of you.

D I B S Y said...

No prob Katie!

Huzza Nixx!

I feel special Lea! :)

White Forest said...

O.o

well then.....
i once made a story!!

*laughs at inside joke*

and it was cool, like yours!

mmmmkay. bye

D I B S Y said...

oh. mmka. lol.

abokalpakyan said...

This is a nice story....................................................................... MAKE BETTER STORIES!!!!!!!!