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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

AGH!

As, AHEM, an uncertified child genius, I AM BUSY.

Why doesn't anyone want to join?? TT_TT

Today was a busy day, sort of-

as a student body representative, I had to clean up the school.

Why? Why can't people in detention do it? All they're doing is sitting in a room, doing nothing at all, while we're outside sweating and red-faced, with our brooms and gloves, picking up worthless pieces of trash. (OMG, someone pooed on the grass. Why would you do that?)

Immediately after, I had to run off to this Mexican dancing class I volunteered for.

Really. I just wanted to be on TV again. The only difference from the District Spelling Bee is that instead of spelling,

"A-N-T-H-R-O-P-O-M-O-R-P-H-I-C" on live television, we are dancing.

Everyone keeps complaining I suck. But, ahem, I'm not Mexican. I have had no practice in this Mexican Dancing, except the Salsa. (which was sort of easy)

Besides, there's free food. (Why waste it?) And it's for Cesar Chavez festival. So, on the behalf of all my Mexican friends, I shall endure the swishy red and white and green skirts. They're comfortable, yes, but still. As a tomboy, I dislike all dresses.

Anyways, to my fellow NIXX and ALY K., I would like to say,

THERE IS A FILIPINO CHOCOLATE BAR!!!

Like, omg, right? People eat us!!! :O

So basically, the whole day, I was telling everyone (who was Filipino) "I wanna eat a Filipino!" -.- They didn't get it. ("ARE YOU BEING RACIST??)

I don't like putting pictures on here, even though I have one. It's so much of a hassle.

-sigh-

Anyways, a pathetic attempt at a limerick:

Ms. A was sad
Cuz her children were bad
So she decided to sue
But the children had glue
And so she was stuck to a chair
Unfortunately in a forest with a bear

Lame, yes. But it's the thought that counts, right?

-looks up sweetly with puppy eyes-

Hey, do you guys like the new template? I didn't really like the rainbow colored one, hmmmhmmm...

Now some weird quotes that I copy and pasted on random sites!!! :D

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Now...



Pig & Personality Test

Do this, and don’t cheat by reading the whole thing first.
It’s hysterical if you do it right! Get a BLANK piece of paper,
and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don’t
spend all day on it.

DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF YOU DON’T
THE JOKE WON’T WORK!

YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW
YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING,REALLY - -
IT SPOILS THE FUN. DRAW THE PIG FIRST!

HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ?? IF NOT GO
BACK AND DO IT NOW!

OK, now to the interesting stuff …

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
of the drawer. If the pig is drawn:

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and
optimistic.

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency
to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember dates (birthdays, etc..)

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have
a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy
playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid
discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and
distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care
little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are
living through a period of major change.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to
your ideals.

If there are more than 4 legs, you are unrealistic.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love
life!!!!

(And again more is better!)
OK, who didn’t draw a tail?

-SLAMS PAPER ONTO DESK-

MY TAIL IS SO SMALL!

>:O

Lol! XD

25 comments:

Cuppy said...

XD. I like the quote about flying. haha. and i liked your lymerick!! it was uber incredibly random and chizzly!! and Dibby!! :D

Aly K. said...

xDD You are very Dibby and amazing. :) OMC THEY EAT USSS!!!!! O:

Yey for Mexican dancing. 8) Aw, poor tomboy. D:

Lol, I love your quotes. And your epically amazing limerick. 8)

xDD

Hmm... pig and personality test. I need a pencil...

Lol, it sort of fits me. Sort of. xD :)

D I B S Y said...

Thanks both! Lol my limerick really sucked. XD

I know, right? How racist of people to eat us!!!

c said...

haha. I like the saying about men are like parking spots! XD

D I B S Y said...

Lol I did too! XD

What's C is Here about?

Nixx said...

filipino chocolate bar????


...oh i think i get it...?


dont worry, the tail on my pig is pretty short too

i drew it with a frown and saliva dripping out of its mouth!


~Nixx

D I B S Y said...

OK? Lol Nixx... XD

No there was no hidden meaning behind it, I'll try emailing it to you... XD

c said...

Dibsy, C is here is a new blog I made. It is set to private. I posted a video of me on it. You and Cuppy are the only ones who can get on though.

D I B S Y said...

Oh yay! I feel special! XD A video! w00t! :)

Manga Dork said...

The pig personality test totally hit head on!!
My tail was short too....That one is also right,probably:(
Wow Mexican Dance sounds fun!!

Ada Potata said...

Haha, I did the pig quiz. That's hilarious. I think I did pretty well. Pig in center facing left, with medium ears, a long-ish tail, and a smile on his face. LOL. Anyway when I read Ida B I was literally bawling my face off. Maybes is more dramatic if you read it to yourself. I can see where Ida B might sound stupid if it was read to you by an awkward teacher.

D I B S Y said...

Yay Manga Dork! :D We are low tail sisters! (high five!)

Yep Ada. It sounded weird... >.< Lucky you to have gotten a good piggy. :)

Nixx said...

oh, i get it now! a filipino chocolate bar is like a candy bar made from filipinos and chocolate! haha, i thought u meant a filipino chocolate bar was a bar that filipinos visit to eat chocolate! haha, im shtoopid!



~Nixx

D I B S Y said...

lol nixx. XD

Lea(h) said...

The pig test was actually pretty close to how I really am.

I can't believe those cannibals that eat Filipinos! *jk* But seriously, that's a weird name for a candy bar.

D I B S Y said...

i know. right? :O it's like people want to eat us...>.<

Scrappy Girl said...
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Manga Dork said...

I am going to post a pic of my outfit when my Bffs mom gives me the pics...I didnt wear a dress it was casual but...I cant wait till I get to wear one!

We need t-shirts that say low tail sisters!!

D I B S Y said...

oh cool! ill wait for it then. :)

4ever, vLo said...

hmm... how do you even dance the salsa? I mean I've watched movies before with the salsa but it seems rather difficult. anyhow, whatcha get for the test?

D I B S Y said...

i haven't gotten the results yet...

the salsa is so easy. you just hold both your partner's hands, and one foot goes in the front, the other goes back. and so on... ^^

c said...

I'm not sure Dibsy. I knew when I made "C is here" that it would only be temporary. I didn't really know what to do with it so I just deleted it. XD

D I B S Y said...

oh ok lol. XD

Aurora said...

I like your lymerick! its kool! and i loved the quotes XD "woman are like cell phones" lol! I did the pig thing.. I had a small tail DX so i edited it now its HUGE lol.. it was like this big --> |--|
DX so now its this big.. |-----| hehe.. it fit meh perfectly ;D. chur so awesome! ur a great buddeh! Byezzzzzzzzzz!

chur dibby friend,
Aurora :3

D I B S Y said...

thankies aurora! ;) chur awesome and great dibby budddy too! XD