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Which story would you rather have Dibsy write about?

Considering you voted on the poll above, would you read the story?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Guys, I just wanted to tell you this, but Dibsy is a guy.

Yes, all this time I have fooled all of you into thinking I was a girl, while in fact all this time I was a guy. I am a healthy boy with healthy boy needs and thoughts.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone, I am male. I'm not even twelve. I'm fourteen. This was all a vast experiment to see how a male, such as I, would pull off acting like a female for about a whole year online.





















































JUST KIDDING.

I am a GIRL, v.v. And I AM 12. I just felt like saying that would trigger something.

Hurray!!!! If you're still reading this, that means you have just achieved my goal! (hands out big cookies the size of your head)

YAY!

50 comments:

Cursed♪♫ said...

Lol :D :D

brillance, pure brillance said...

y isn't there that many comments these days?

D I B S Y said...

Thx Cursed. XD

I don't know why, vlo. Part of my experiment was to see that. DX

Levi said...

Oh my God, you got me. I think I stopped breathing for a second there. Dibsy, you are very evil and very cunning. I will be watching you.

Closely.

-Goes and finds a magnifying glass-

D I B S Y said...

Lol, Levi. Xd

ACK! STOP! (reflection of magnifying glass makes dibsy blow up profoundly)

x.x

Lea(h) said...

HOLY CRAP, DIBSY! I seriously stopped breathing, and... OH MY GOSH! I totally fell for that until you said you were kidding.

D I B S Y said...

Lol Im glad it did. XD

Lexi said...

gak!

D I B S Y said...

lol lexi. XD

Cruz said...

OMFG! that was freakin hlarious!

I started thinking OH NO! I talked to her about a bunch a stuff that I wouldn't normally with guys and then I read on and was able to breath again! ROFL XD!! you're nuts *hugs*

Nixx said...

heh, u almost had me there, dibsy. but u will never trick me! im too smurt fur u!! hahaha! plus, i saw the first version of this without that big space in the middle of the post, so i saw the words "Just Kidding" right away.



~Nixx

D I B S Y said...

hehe cruz! XD

waaaa nixx...i was too late... DX

jckandy said...

errrrrrgh.
I totally freaked for a second. The world fell away as I stared in horror at the pitiless screen, feeling all the internet is a big stupid scam.

Okay, not really. It was something like that without the drama.
You ever played an April Fools Day prank? You would dominate.

D I B S Y said...

le gasp! i am sorry for having done you so wrong!!! DX -hugs-

lol jk XD. nooo i haven't played a prank on april 1st before but i plan on doing something this year... XD

Coady said...

Wait, what? I have yet to receive a single cookie the size of my head.


So, my question is; was the cake/I mean cookie a lie?

D I B S Y said...

COADY! You're back! I thought you completely forgotten the people of blogger!!!

-hands out a cookie-

Not a lie, my friend. It just needs to be asked for. ^-^

brillance, pure brillance said...

hey i can't post a comment on ur other blog!

D I B S Y said...

i know vlo!!! >.< i just fixed it just now... XD

Nixx said...

to make u happy, i shall leave lots of comments in a row.




~Nixx

Nixx said...

hey

Nixx said...

dibsy

Nixx said...

wazzup?

Nixx said...

dude im really hungry

Nixx said...

i want a cheeseburger.

Nixx said...

like a whopper. yeah.

Nixx said...

mmmmm..... whopperz....

Nixx said...

*droolz*

Nixx said...

yeah, whoppers r waaaaay better than big macs....

Nixx said...

but i seriously want a cheeseburger

Nixx said...

i can has cheezburger?

Nixx said...

haha KITTEHZ!!!!!

Nixx said...

oooo i think my brain just snapped

Nixx said...

now i have an excuse for being insane...

Nixx said...

ok i think thats enough comments

Nixx said...

PEACE OUT, CHIZZLES!

Nixx said...

~Nixx

D I B S Y said...

uh...thank you nixx? XD

-hands cheeseburger-

i know this is really sad and depressing, but i've never eaten a cheeseburger before in my life. ;( i'm scared.

Lea(h) said...

DIBSY! You poor child! What rock do you live under? You've never had a cheeseburger? o.O

D I B S Y said...

I know, sad, sad, tale. v.v I have never had a whopper or a big mac, either. :(

Rose Mary said...

lol!

and good for you dibsy. I hate burgers.

can I haz the cookie?

D I B S Y said...

-gives cookie deh size of rose mary's head)

^^ the pink frosting in the middle is supposed to be your brain!

Nixx said...

dibsy, do ur parents keep u locked in a closet all the time? uv never had a cheeseburger AND u dont know wat Maximum Ride is! u need to come out of the closet(and i dont mean it THAT way) and experience the world, man!




~Nixx

Dibsy said...

the implication of me coming out of the closet offends me!!!

lol just kidding. XD no i have never heard of Max Rider OR eaten a cheeseburger...sad, sad story I know.. :)

Lea(h) said...

Tsk tsk... you poor uncultured child.

Anvays... will you PLEASE update!? Every time I see this post, I about have a heart attack!

Dibsy said...

Lol sure Lea. XD

Lea(h) said...

Thank you. :)

Rose Mary said...

for the max ride thing, I'm sorry. I must shun you until you read it... okay not really. the fourth one was stupid, anyway.

Aly K. said...

OMG! That totally freaked me out! XDDD

c said...

AGH! you scared me so much!

abokalpakyan said...

what heck.... You freaked me out
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