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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

HOLY CUPCAKE.

It's been...A WHILE. o.o It's been long. i guess I rediscovered Blogger again when my Grafitti on Facebook wouldn't post, so I uploaded it here so my friend could see it. :D When that didn't work, I just uploaded it to Tumblr. I seriously was not expecting anyone to comment on that post, but you guys did, and I'm glad for it, because you guys have inspired me to post! ;D

I think I've changed a lot since I've last posted it. :O A LOT HAS HAPPENED.

Contrary to what you probably think, I didn't go die in some island or neglect my Blogger because of schoolwork. Dx in fact, I've been online nearly everyday...on Facebook. =.="

So if you guys really want to catch up on me and my weirdness, you can do three things:

Anyways, what's up? Comment telling me what awesomeness has been going on in your life. ;D

Yeaaah. Tap that sexy little button right down thereeee.

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I have a tumblr and a myspace too, but Blogger pwns tumblr by awesomeness and myspace scares me now.

Unless ya'll are moving to tumblr, in which I shall gladly join you guys. Cuz it looks cool and SHINEH.

Hmmm. What can I do that will amuse the few people who go on Blogger now? -brain splodes-

Looking back at my previous posts, I have realized...I was a spaz. I am a spaz. A proud spaz I be.

And before I'm too lazy to think up of anything else, Ima repost some snippets of my older posts. Just to bring back the memories. ;D

(by this i mean using copy and paste to make you reread entire posts -.-)

1. You're walking across a fast food restaurant, when the mascot, some sort of large, yellow duck fish thing, tries to mug you. You-
A) Let him mug you. Go to 2)
B) You grab a nearby child and swing him around and around, knocking the yellow duck out. Go to 3)

2. You let him mug you. The duck blindly runs off into the street and gets hit by a bus. You seem unfazed, but soon an employee of the restaurant bursts out the door and looks at you accusingly and shocked. You:
A) Cry loudly and exclaim you didn't do it. Go to 4)
B) You look at him coldly before walking away. Go to 5)

3. You run away blindly in fear, before getting randomly hit by a bus. EPIC PHAIL

4. The employee doesn't believe you, and threatens to call the cops. You:
A) Repeatedly exclaim that you didn't do it, hoping to scare him off. Go to 6)
B) Tackle him. Go to 7)

5. He tackles you and grabs your neck. You can tell that he is about to make you bite the curb. You:
A) Push him off into the street. (8)
B) Let him. (9)

6. He becomes frightened and runs blindly in the street. A truck selling cream cheese hits him, and he dies. The cream cheese truck turns blindly to you. You:
A) Get out of the way. (10)
B) Do an Edward Cullen and push the truck away with your bare hands. (11)

7. He throws you off and runs off. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL

8. He gets hit by a bus. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JERK. EPIC PHAIL.

9. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! EPIC PHAIL.

10. You survive. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL

11. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! Edward Cullen doesn't exist, you silly goose!!! EPIC PHAIL.

EPIC END. :P


CHILDREN BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE!!!

  • Strangers Have the Best Candy
  • The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  • Some Kittens Can Fly!
  • Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
  • The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild
    Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
  • The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
  • You Are Different and That’s Bad
  • Dad’s New Wife Michael
  • POP! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games
  • Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
  • The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  • Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  • The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
  • How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
    Elementary School Controlling the Playground: Respect
    Through Fear
  • What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
  • Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  • Bi-Curious George
  • Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
LMAO!!!

My thanks to chainletters.net! xD

VWAT FOOD ARE YOU!!!!! HOROSCOPE!!!

Croissant (March 21-April 19)
You are elegant and decadent. You are also kinda flaky. Your special color is buttery yellow.

Ramen (April 20-May 20)
You are cheap and easy-but I mean that as a compliment. Your special color is whatever's the most inexpensive.

Onigiri (May 21-June 21)
You are simple and direct, and you sure know how to accessorize. Your special color is seaweed green.

Strawberry (June 22-July 22)
Why you little tart! You are just impossibly irresistible (unless someone's allergic-then you are just deadly) Your special color is overripe red

Creampuff (July 23-August 22)
Though you may appear fluffy and inconsequential on the outside, look deep within yourself and you will find-oh wait, more frivolous sweetness. Never mind. Your special color is cream. (Of course)

Tea (August 23-September 22)
You are an intrinsic part of many people's lives, but sometimes you take yourself a little too seriously. Try adding a little milk and sugar and give yourself a swirl. Your special color is perfectly brewed brown.

Marshmallow (September 23-October 22)
You can be squished, stretched, and even burnt on a stick-but you are always sweet and gooey on the inside. Your special color is toasted-to-the-point-of-almost-black.

Adzuki (October 23-November 21)
You are at your best when you are soaked, mashed, sweetened and crammed into things. Your special color is sugary red.

Pancake (November 22-December 21)
You are a fluffy, tasty delight-but naughty too. You are a dessert disguised as breakfast. Your special color is syrupy orange.

Spam (December 22-January 19)
You are full of mystery. And probably some snouts and hooves. Your special color is a very disturbing dark pink.

Miso (January 20-February 18) (THIS IS ME!)
You are a warm and savory bowl of comfort, but there are quite a few things bobbing up and down your spiritual broth. Your special color is clear. (D: The only one that people can't wear without fear of judge....)

Mochi (January 19-March 21)
A sweet and sticky mess (<--that's what she said), often with a surprise nestled deep within. Your special color is whiter than white.

Arrrg. >.< Apparently I have adult content in my posts because I'm on my brother's home comp where it has all these securities and blahh (He's 8) and it won't let me see the rest. ;/

Anywho,

CIAO DARLINGS!

LOVE YOU GUYS!!!


13 comments:

Nixx said...

Yay! Nixx is one of the "you guys" who commented on that last post and who inspired you to make this post! This make Nixx happy. Nixx smiling on the inside.

Nixx like the Memory-Bring-Backing Posts of the Past. They make Nixx laugh all over again. At least on Nixx's inside.

Nixx made the employee get hit by big bus. Nixx make EPIC PHAIL. That bad?

Nixx also discover that Nixx am Spam. Nixx am mysterious and disturbingly pink.




~Nixx

Nixx said...

Nixx also happy that Dibsy am back from the land called "Face Book". Maybe blog live again? That be good. Very happy-good.



~Nixx again

Leah said...

It's sooo great to see you back on blogger, dibsy!!!! Darn Facebook for sucking the souls out of millions of people around the world! >:O

Anyway, just thought I'd stop by to say hello. :D

~♥Em♥~ said...

Da Dib hast returneth! Ha I just mixed modern lingo with Shakespearian. xD
SO Dib, what's the chances I get to chat with you sometime soon? :oooooooo????
2B or not 2B? xD

Dibsy said...

Dibsy happy. Dibsy cried tears of joy to see people remembered her. Dibsy smiling on the inside. Nixx's words make Dibsy laugh all over again. At least on Dibsy's inside.
No, Dibsy says epic fail is good. All people epic fail to Dibsy. :D
Spam am delicious. Dibsy back from land called "Facebook", and maybe blog live again, but Dibsy am not so sure. Depends how many people remember Dibsy. People make Dibsy am happy.

Dibsy said...

LEAH! xD You're...ALIVE! ;O
Facebook is my baby. ;D Unless my soul comes from my teat, I iz nawt planning on leaving Facebook and its' addictingness. ;D

Hello. ;D

Dibsy said...

EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -hyperventilates- x.x

I've sent you an email, didja get it? ;D Hmmm, I dunno. ;D Do you have a facebook? ;O

Nixx said...

I have a face.


And I also own a book. In fact, I own multiple books.


However, I do not own book of faces.




~Nixx (for the third time)

Dibsy said...

That is nice to know, Nixx. >.> I haz face. I also haz books. I also haz Facebookz.

Cuppy said...

woooo!!!! blogger for the win!!! welcome back, you Dibtacular and spectacular person!!

I guess facebook(AKA crackbook) consumes the best of us, doesn't it? XD

hurray for a random memory thiiiiiiiing!!!!!!! woo!!!

Dibsy said...

Blogger FTW. Facebookz is, however, a win as well. -.-
And I like your picture, btw. Sexy. ;D

Nixx said...

Thanks. But really, it's just a stairway leading into a subway thing.



~Nixx

Dibsy said...

Oh. Well. It still looks cool. Hey, do you have an email? Hand it over xP