STEPHANIE! LIVE!

Ok, you peoples have no clue whatsoever who this person is, because none of you bother to know about my life!!!! :(

My bff Stephanie recently moved to Texas. D: DID HURRICANE IKE GET HER?!?!?!

I can't email her, and I can't call her! (actually, it was before i knew hurricane ike existed, cause, well, I don't know what CC stands for)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AND SHE'S BEEN ASKING FOR BLOG LIST SO SHE CAN TALK TO ME! AND I GAVE HER LINKS A LONG TIME AGO! SHEESH! AND I ALLOW ANONYMOUS PEOPLES! GOSH!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will never understand mankind. As a girl, you can admit that you are a very complicated spieces. Girls are happy, then they cry. They they, cry they laugh. Then they're hyper, then they're smart.

As a dude, which I am not, people say they are easier to understand, BUT I CAN NOT INTERPRET THEIR ACTIONS AT ALL.

Erk.

Oh yeah, and, um, vLo, I told you that I look like you, now you can be the judge whether I do or not.

...but I can't find any good pictures. Wa!

Bye!!!!

CIAO DARLINGS!!!

Ahem.

As you all know, maybe a few posts down, I made and got some quotes.

I love quotes, guys.......I might make a quotebook like Leanne did. (blogger amiga, btw)

Soooo...any suggestions? Guys can you post some quotes for me? (comment?)

Anyways, I'm at Jeremy's house. CU guys soon, hopefully with a longer post. ^^

PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel so happy, I could pee!!!!!!! I have 2000+ profile views, I SO got the power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dances)

Sooooo, I will have...er...some SPECIAL renovations to Dibsyland, since this bloggy is so popular already. Let's celebrate!!!

OK!!! (sits in water dunking chair) Here's something fun.

Pick anyone from blogger. You can even use yourself. You can use me, for practice. (cause its fun)

Here's the deal-think of 25 things that would annoy that person. List them down!!! ^D^

You can either comment your list on this post, or alert me so I can see it on your blog.

Think of 25 things that would annoy that person. Be creative, have fun, be sarcastic, be snappy, be mean, WHATEVER. IT'S THE 2000th!!!

Do whatever. Pick a name from a hat, and have fun!

\NOTE: This is not mandatory, if you just want to comment, just do it. I don't care.

(random person hits dunking chair target, and dibsy gets soaked) LET'S BULLY DA AUTHOR!!!

^^ :D

CURSE WORD VERIFICATION!

(rant)

Really, what use is word verificaton?? It's useless, and ANNOYING!!! I don't care if I get spam, there is no use for word verification! (except for naming stuff, like Ponya!) I don't know how to change it though... -_-

(end rant)

Anyways, since not many of you really bother about my life (nobody went to here comes the dib! TT_TT) I have installed a daily smiley face as seen left.

Look at it in the morning, everyday for like twenty to thirty seconds. I swear, it will affect your mood. You will act like that for the whole day. 0.0

I also installed a crystal ball!!

Ahem.

Is my brother a nutjob?

(clicks on ball)

Probably, yes.

Ahaha, it tells the truth!

Am I nutjob?

(clicks on ball)

Without a doubt.

I did not know that a virtual ball could be so frank.

Anyways, I was on fanfiction.net, which is almost as awesome as blogger, when I stumbled on TitanWolf's profile. Unfortunately for me, she/he won't let anonymous (moi) reviewers, so whatever.

I'm just typing some random stuff from her/his blog since I'm bored. TitanWolf, if you're reading this, you are awesome. Sorry for not asking your permission for this, but I can't make an account. T_T

FUN STUFF TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air inthere?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in thecorner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, gruntand strain to yank the doors open, thenact as if you're embarrassed when theyopen themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Honestly I want to know where s/he read this. -_-

"Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes." (my current motto)

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

Ahhh...nothing like honesty. I do so love being frank to my friends.

Do you like my shirt?

No, it's ugly.

You suck.

Not my fault you have an ugly shirt. At least I was honest, like a true friend.

(this conversation has never happened, but I know that one day it will)

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt.

...At least I care. -_- Seriously, that's the problemo with lots of people.

Bob trips. Bob gets flipped over. Bob is upside down on a string. A tub of spaggetios dunk him.

You say, "Hey, Bob what's up? You saw what happened in that game last night?"

And then that get angry. Seriously, at least I care. :(

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I was serious because I thought it made me look cool, and I had no fun. I turned random and mental even though I looked like a total dork. And I had fun.

This is Shorty and KG's. (whoever this dudette or dude's are, you're awesome, sorry for not asking)

there are 3 women who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
she gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools she needs to get across...
she gets big muscles and a boat and rows across...
but she almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
she turns into a man... / her hair becomes black...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge.

You need to be specific! -_-

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water?

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left, would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; he grabbed her arm and said, 'Your're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die.'

If a tomato is a fruit then what does that make ketchup?

Fruit sauce! I put fruit sauce on my fries!

I know I'm not original, but some of those were mine. Like a little.

I jumbled them up. Now here are some that are 100% moine. (mine)

A proper fight between men is when they use Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of fists.

If a boy makes fun of because he likes you, then what makes a boy that's nice to you? Does he hate you?

I won't flatter you by telling you that I was looking at you. For now, I'll just say I was looking at your friend.

Flying is the wannabe version of floating.

I'm special. I'm unique. I'm different. You're not. Too bad.

Don't say you rock because you don't have the guts to throw it.

Don't back out on a fight you started if you're afraid to shed some blood.

OK, erm, my eleven year old brain is brain dead now. Quotes are harder than I thought. -_-

Anyways, CIAO DARLINGS!!!

Well...school was...errrmmmm...

Naming no names, my teacher is Mr. V. His hair is weird.

I'm in the same class as errr... (thinks up of fake names) Lucy, and, uhhh...Shanti. T_T But Yve is in the other class! (cries) And so is Jake, Carlo, Terra, Serena, Stephenie, Bebe, and many, many more.

Awww...skip it. I will use their real names. Ahem. (but you are not permitted to stalk them!)

I'm in the same class as Lucia, and Shantel. Hurrah! But Yvette(bff), Jason, Carlos, Celeste, Stephanie F. (not stephanie d., my bff), Gigi and other awesome peoples.

Oh the bright side, Carl and Jan are here (smarty people like me-yay!) and so is Jonathan and Kristian.

I am seated next to a boy named Levi. And guess what?

We have the same last name!!! Hurrah!!

If this is confuzzling you and you have known me for a vair, vair long time, then all I have to say is,

Too bad.

I told you most of my buddies on like in the beginning of this bloggy, and I don't think anyone read it.

However, if you met me in the middle, or just recently, then you are off the hook. Ta-da, here are the people I hang with. (although i don't hang with jason) (i wonder if anyone i know is reading this? oh...

Richard is with me too. Hurrah. Kimberely and Noemi, also. D: Although I like all my little buddies, how come almost all of my hang-a-lot buds are in the other class??

Rich, Kim, and Nemi are awesome people, and so are a lotta others. But I don't hang or talk to them...A LOT.

How come all the people I hang with like a lot, (other than lucia and shantel) are in the other class? Why?

Errgggg.

But I guess I'll deal. Now they'll be my hang-a-lot friends.

(hugs everyone)

I like all of them, but I seriously think that we were all put in these two seperate classes by random.

It was the second day today. We had PE.

Ugh...

I'll talk more later.

Ciao, darlings!!!

Oh guys...

School is coming soon, and The Utmost Uncensored Life of Dibsy will finally be about Dibsy's life.

So from now on, this blog will be about my life and all that boring stuff.

Since my life is such a blah sometimes, you guys can go to Here comes the DIB!! and **-DibsyLand-** because those from now on, will be the random fun bloggies.

Anyways, cu guys there!

CIAO!

Once upon a time..........

Ok, here is the random story that can be divided by three! (-_-)

(Sorry guys who participated, but I am only publishing the three word parts and nothing else. Sorry.)

Ahem.

dibsy said...
Once upon a

Bright Sponge said...
Oprah Winfrey there

jckandy said...
was a duck

Skippy said...
that was mad

dibsy said...
because he was

Princess Lieny said...
losing his precious

Cuppy said...
signal lights that

dibsy said...
could not stop

Anonymous said...
telling him to

Princess Lieny said...
turn right at

dibsy said...
Mcdonalds Bikini Bottom

Rien said...
and eat a

dibsy said...
polished war shoe.

Princess Lieny said...
He thought and

c said...
kissed an ugly

dibsy said...
Flapjack cardboard standee

Princess Lieny said...
which grew eyes

dibsy said...
and made a

Skippy said...
waffle for mother

dibsy said...
made with love

Princess Lieny said...
and mother took

dibsy said...
the waffle and

jckandy said...
put syrup on

dibsy said...
and refused to

c said...
take a bath

Princess Lieny said...
if there wasn't

mynameis... said...
such thing as

dibsy said...
his signal lights

c said...
But when he

Anonymous said...
Saw Chuck Norris

Princess Lieny said...
he freaked out

Alyce Kullen said...
...and threw a...

Skippy said...
toy at Penny

dibsy said...
who immiediantly reacted

Cuppy said...
with ninja reflexes

dibsy said...
and accidentally hit

Princess Lieny said...
duck in the

dibsy said...
"Ooooh! That's gotta-"

Cuppy said...
hurt like a

dibsy said...
whole dang lot!

The end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem. Thank you people for participating in one of the most random stories of the universe. Thank you.

Also, Tuesday will be the start of school. :D So don't be surprised if you hear less blogginess from yours truly. :)

Soooo, whatever you have to say or whatever, say it now or forever be silenced!!! (-_-...?)

CIAO!!!

With Y,

Dibsyland inhabiter, Dibsy