The Utmost UnCensored Life of Dibsy

Let's celebrate.

2010-07-07T17:59:00.000-07:00

So today I went to the library and checked out a book.

It was called Castration Celebration. The cover kinda looks like High School Musical.

link ----> http://www.amazon.com/Castration-Celebration-Jake-Wizner/dp/0375852158

:3

I let a string of fails befall me. :(

2010-06-30T18:05:00.000-07:00

i set fire to my oven :(

and then my ensure bottle ripped in half :((

then it rolled all over the sink

and the kitchen floor

and the oven...is on fire. :(

well not anymore. but five minutes ago.

So, I'm sad.

And when the oven was on fire I was screaming, but my brother was ignoring it cuz I always scream. -.- And then ten minutes later he FINALLY comes with a bucket of water. And the fire is already gone. :(

HOLY CUPCAKE.

2010-06-22T15:09:00.000-07:00

It's been...A WHILE. o.o It's been long. i guess I rediscovered Blogger again when my Grafitti on Facebook wouldn't post, so I uploaded it here so my friend could see it. :D When that didn't work, I just uploaded it to Tumblr. I seriously was not expecting anyone to comment on that post, but you guys did, and I'm glad for it, because you guys have inspired me to post! ;D

I think I've changed a lot since I've last posted it. :O A LOT HAS HAPPENED.

Contrary to what you probably think, I didn't go die in some island or neglect my Blogger because of schoolwork. Dx in fact, I've been online nearly everyday...on Facebook. =.="

So if you guys really want to catch up on me and my weirdness, you can do three things:

Email me at princesstoby@sbcglobal.net ;D
Formspring me at: http://www.formspring.me/TofuuuSaysRAWR
Or add me on http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=1094557494 :D
You could give me your cell phone number to text? ;D (<---Yeah, that's a stretch.) Let's play the trust game. ;)

Anyways, what's up? Comment telling me what awesomeness has been going on in your life. ;D

Yeaaah. Tap that sexy little button right down thereeee.

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I have a tumblr and a myspace too, but Blogger pwns tumblr by awesomeness and myspace scares me now.

Unless ya'll are moving to tumblr, in which I shall gladly join you guys. Cuz it looks cool and SHINEH.

Hmmm. What can I do that will amuse the few people who go on Blogger now? -brain splodes-

Looking back at my previous posts, I have realized...I was a spaz. I am a spaz. A proud spaz I be.

And before I'm too lazy to think up of anything else, Ima repost some snippets of my older posts. Just to bring back the memories. ;D

(by this i mean using copy and paste to make you reread entire posts -.-)

1. You're walking across a fast food restaurant, when the mascot, some sort of large, yellow duck fish thing, tries to mug you. You-
A) Let him mug you. Go to 2)
B) You grab a nearby child and swing him around and around, knocking the yellow duck out. Go to 3)

2. You let him mug you. The duck blindly runs off into the street and gets hit by a bus. You seem unfazed, but soon an employee of the restaurant bursts out the door and looks at you accusingly and shocked. You:
A) Cry loudly and exclaim you didn't do it. Go to 4)
B) You look at him coldly before walking away. Go to 5)

3. You run away blindly in fear, before getting randomly hit by a bus. EPIC PHAIL

4. The employee doesn't believe you, and threatens to call the cops. You:
A) Repeatedly exclaim that you didn't do it, hoping to scare him off. Go to 6)
B) Tackle him. Go to 7)

5. He tackles you and grabs your neck. You can tell that he is about to make you bite the curb. You:
A) Push him off into the street. (8)
B) Let him. (9)

6. He becomes frightened and runs blindly in the street. A truck selling cream cheese hits him, and he dies. The cream cheese truck turns blindly to you. You:
A) Get out of the way. (10)
B) Do an Edward Cullen and push the truck away with your bare hands. (11)

7. He throws you off and runs off. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL

8. He gets hit by a bus. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JERK. EPIC PHAIL.

9. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! EPIC PHAIL.

10. You survive. You continue to walk away as if nothing happened, and at the age of 26 you marry a hot babe named Divona, raise two kids for 10 years before realizing that they are not yours but your brother's, which led to your taking up booze, having a secret affair with your secretary and working late night shifts. One day you catch Divona and your bro in the act, and you blindly shoot them before running blindly to the street and getting hit by a truck. EPIC PHAIL

11. You die. What the cupcake were you thinking?! Edward Cullen doesn't exist, you silly goose!!! EPIC PHAIL.

EPIC END. :P

CHILDREN BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE!!!

Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
You Are Different and That’s Bad
Dad’s New Wife Michael
POP! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School Controlling the Playground: Respect
Through Fear
What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

LMAO!!!

My thanks to chainletters.net! xD

VWAT FOOD ARE YOU!!!!! HOROSCOPE!!!

Croissant (March 21-April 19)
You are elegant and decadent. You are also kinda flaky. Your special color is buttery yellow.

Ramen (April 20-May 20)
You are cheap and easy-but I mean that as a compliment. Your special color is whatever's the most inexpensive.

Onigiri (May 21-June 21)
You are simple and direct, and you sure know how to accessorize. Your special color is seaweed green.

Strawberry (June 22-July 22)
Why you little tart! You are just impossibly irresistible (unless someone's allergic-then you are just deadly) Your special color is overripe red

Creampuff (July 23-August 22)
Though you may appear fluffy and inconsequential on the outside, look deep within yourself and you will find-oh wait, more frivolous sweetness. Never mind. Your special color is cream. (Of course)

Tea (August 23-September 22)
You are an intrinsic part of many people's lives, but sometimes you take yourself a little too seriously. Try adding a little milk and sugar and give yourself a swirl. Your special color is perfectly brewed brown.

Marshmallow (September 23-October 22)
You can be squished, stretched, and even burnt on a stick-but you are always sweet and gooey on the inside. Your special color is toasted-to-the-point-of-almost-black.

Adzuki (October 23-November 21)
You are at your best when you are soaked, mashed, sweetened and crammed into things. Your special color is sugary red.

Pancake (November 22-December 21)
You are a fluffy, tasty delight-but naughty too. You are a dessert disguised as breakfast. Your special color is syrupy orange.

Spam (December 22-January 19)
You are full of mystery. And probably some snouts and hooves. Your special color is a very disturbing dark pink.

Miso (January 20-February 18) (THIS IS ME!)
You are a warm and savory bowl of comfort, but there are quite a few things bobbing up and down your spiritual broth. Your special color is clear. (D: The only one that people can't wear without fear of judge....)

Mochi (January 19-March 21)
A sweet and sticky mess (<--that's what she said), often with a surprise nestled deep within. Your special color is whiter than white.

Arrrg. >.< Apparently I have adult content in my posts because I'm on my brother's home comp where it has all these securities and blahh (He's 8) and it won't let me see the rest. ;/

Anywho,

CIAO DARLINGS!

LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

2010-06-20T18:58:00.000-07:00

Screaming and Laughing and Running...all the while a Starbucks latte in hand.

2010-01-08T20:26:00.000-08:00

My friend and I were at our old elementary school and decided to go to the cemetary right across the street from our school. Awesomely, the cemetary is where Micheal Jackson was buried.

Anyways, we just walked around the graves and big hills and castles and stuff. Her name is Josie and she was holding a latte...actually from 7-11, but let's just say it's from Starbucks.

Josie and I aren't actually that close, we're just friends. Like, if friends were on a closeness to distance scale, we'd be a 5.

Uber close-you're attached to each to each other
Very close-it's like your arms are stitched to each others!
Really close-it's like a permaneant hug!
Close-like hand in hand close
Don't talk much to each other, but would be close if they had a chance-like wrapping around your elbow close
Don't see much of each other, probably shoulder to shoulder
Don't speak OR see much to each other, probably arm to arm
Don't EVEN speak to each other-turned away close
Don't even SEE each other-like across the room close
Don't even SEE or TALk to each other close, but know of each other-acquaintances, in two different rooms

And let's not even start on "friends with benefits" and to the next step, "secret affair", "bf/gf", "fiance fiance", "marred", and "old couple".

Anyways, at first we though we were there just because we were bored, and then we thought we were there to see Michael Jackson's grave. But mostly we just walked around.

Anyways, halfway into the cemetary walk we saw a castle, so we tried hiking up there, before we saw Ana and her bf Jerry, where we talked and got introduced to Jerry before I checked the time.

Anyways, I had to get back to the elementary school really quickly because I had to go pick up some kids, so I started to run down the big grassy hills, the soil sprinkled with millions of tombstones.

I ignored Josie's screaming at me to come back and smiled as I heard her footsteps pounding across the grass next to mine.

So we were just running and screaming down the hills, laughing our way down, Josie's latte going spolsh splosh splosh against her plastic cup, surrounded by dead souls.

We were practically hyperventilating when we reached the bottom.

It.

Was.

Awesome.

It's kind of hard to describe the kind of awesomeness I felt. It's kind of ironic to see two girls, really ALIVE and HAPPY, surrounded by millions of dead people.

Anyways, we went jaywalking back.

THE END. =D

Goodbye, 2009. In fact, goodbye to this decade, too.

2009-12-31T16:28:00.000-08:00

Man, this decade has been awesome. I'll really miss it.

Just like some kids go nostalgic for the 1990's, I know I'm gonna miss the 2000's. It may not have been the best year, or the most memorable, but that's what I love about it.

But then again, who am I to say? I'm only 12, turning 13 in February. This decade is the only decade I know.

What will next year bring? What will the next decade bring?

Anyways, if I don't die in some sort of weird outragous scenario in the back of an alley tonight, I'd like to say,

HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE!

It's the Eve of Christmas Eve.

2009-12-23T17:10:00.000-08:00

I don't really know what to say. I've rewritten this post over and over again, deleted it over and over again, and realized that my Eve of Christmas Eve post shouldn't be something we'd probably all expect in the first place-let's forget the cheesy Christmas poems that I'll probably just forward to you all sooner or later, and we all know that I love you guys, and we all know that I'm sorry for not updating a lot.

I'm a totally different person than I was in the beginning of this year. Well, maybe not totally-I'm still that hyper, lovable dork I was then today. :D But I know I've changed. I want to know that I'll be a different person by the end of next year, too-good, bad, wherever He takes me. The events that will change that, however, are what I'm wondering of.

New Years Resolutions? I don't know mine yet.

Tell me yours. ;P

Some sort of RPG xD

2009-12-18T19:16:00.000-08:00

Randomness from the dark hole in my skull :D

2009-12-10T17:11:00.000-08:00

Little Miss was her name. Little Miss was little.

Little Miss was pretty. Petite, golden locks, blue eyes, and feminine curves.

Little Miss was talented. Little Miss could sing and dance and play sports and had straight A's.

Nobody liked Little Miss. Little Miss was too perfect.

Little Miss was probably snobby.

Little Miss probably thought she was better than everyone.

Little Miss was probably spoiled and rich.

Little Miss probably slept with your boyfriend.

Little Miss probably slept with your teacher.

Little Miss has no friends.

Little Miss was on her early morning jog.

Men grabbed Little Miss.

Men offered Little Miss money for a night.

Little Miss screamed no.

People heard Little Miss.

Nobody liked Little Miss.

The men took Little Miss.

The men did not pay Little Miss.

Nobody liked Little Miss.

Little Miss went to school.

The men attended Little Miss' school.

They told everyone that Little Miss begged them.

That Little Miss wanted it.

That Little Miss craved it.

Nobody liked Little Miss.

Little Miss graduated.

Little Miss applied for a job.

Nobody liked Little Miss.

Little Miss was too much of a slut.

Little Miss was too pretty to be smart.

Little Miss was too normal.

Little Miss cried all the way home.

Men grabbed Little Miss.

Nobody liked Little Miss.

She was too perfect.

WOWZ!

2009-11-28T19:14:00.000-08:00

Lots of things have happened.

And by a lot, I mean a cupcake load of A LOT.

Like, my School Spelling Bee. I was second place. >.< (I lost on 'aquiescent'...grrr! >:O)

So much I don't know where to begin. :/ So I won't, even though I can just look through my emails and copy & paste everything that has happened in my life.

I'm lazy. xD I'm a procrastinator.

Guys, email me, it's a lot quicker. And I go on more often there. :]

CIAO DIBS!!!

SO... :/

2009-11-28T11:43:00.000-08:00

Middle school is alright. It could be better, but I guess it's ok. Sure, I might be a B Student, but this is my schedule:

Advanced World History
Intro to Advanced Algebra
Advanced P.E.
ELECTIVE: Art
Biology
Advanced English

So I guess my B's are ok. And I'm in six clubs. Isn't it understandable?

Anyways, I can't really say much without worrying if anyone I don't want to read this...read this.

I think I'm going to become an asexual. Love is overrated. Not all girls love love. I've been single my whole life and have been doing fine. (ish) I don't NEED love.

Love is old. Overrated. You don't NEED it. Or at least, I don't need it.

Or want it. Whatever. It's complicated, and for what? A hug? A kiss?

I don't need it.

Anyways, besides my empty love life, my life has been going...blah. Life is dull.

I've never been to Forever 21. H&M. Can't. It's not that I'm so busy, but my parents.

I live far away from my school. In the hills. Places I want to go-to the mall with my friends, watch a movie with a bud-I've never done that.

Last year, my dad told me to wait until 13. Apparently I'm going to be kidnapped in a movie theatre.

This year, my parents' schedules are packed. Even if I was 13, I can't go anywhere. I need a ride. They're not home.

So this is why most of my life consists of me bored at home, doing absolutely nothing at all.

We go to parties to people I don't know. While they're partying and chatting with their friends I'm bored and alone.

Or we go to my little brother's best friend's house. I hate going there, but they tell me that I'm selfish.

I can't tell my parents to quit their jobs so I can hang out with my friends. I just wanted to be...trusted a little bit, you know?

It's just not fair.

But I've never been to a friend from my school's house unless we absolutely HAVE to, or it's a party. Never just to hang out.

If my parents don't know them, they won't let me.

I hate Santa Claus. I want to know that someone will still care about me enough to give me a present, not caring if I was bad or not.

But I'll try to be good, because this year, I want something-a social life.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

2009-11-26T10:34:00.000-08:00

If there's anything I really should be thankful for, is that I have you guys as my friends!!!!

I'm soooowwwwy I haven't been on lately. :(

Lots of things have happened.

Maybe I'll tell you next post!!!!

Have you forgotten about meeeeh? D:

Also, if you can, email me! It's much easier for me than to log on to Blogger. ^^"

CIAO, MY BRILLIANT BEAUTIFUL DIBS!!!!

I don't wanna push it, I don't wanna fight, but this feeling keeps me up all night

2009-11-06T19:22:00.000-08:00

I hate hormones.

No no no-I LOVE hormones.

No...I hate it.

No...ummm????

You know what, you know what, it just SUCKS. OK?

And that crap about how 12 year olds are too young to do anything sucks, too.

So there!

That is all.

And...and if you know the title of this song, you'll agree with me!

SO HA!

DON'T FIGHT IT! (Fight WHAT?!?!?)

@_@

But tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

2009-10-31T09:04:00.000-07:00

~The highways jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide~

So...HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!

Dibsy? Who's that? Oh, no one special. She died a long time ago for being stupid.

2009-10-30T14:56:00.000-07:00

Hullo. I've been bloggy dead for about two weeks, and seriously...I've missed you guys!!! :(

Crap...I've been so behind...ugghhgghghghghghghhhhhhhhh!!! >.<

-hugs- :(

My longest first post that actually lives up to the blog's name :]

2009-10-17T09:21:00.000-07:00

My blog is called the Utmost Uncensored Life of Dibsy. LIFE. :] So this post will actually be the longest, and possibly FIRST post that actually lives up to its duty.

SO!!!

Heeeereeeee weeeee goooo!!!

Oct. 5

I hate middle school. I miss the nice teachers, my straight 4's, my knowing of people and them vice versa.

I finally met Jose, and not the Filipino Jose or the black Jose (I think? Maybe he's just tan) Bianca used to like. (Bianca is one of my new friends) Mexican Jose, the one from myspace, brother of Mexican Luis, not Salvadoran Luis. Jose and Luis.

Anyways, he seems really nice, even in real life. Like when Filipino Jose scared me, making me drop my pencils, he bent down and helped pick them up. I'm worried that when I said, "You're a butt, Jose" he thought I was calling him that, even though I was talking to Filipino Jose.

FROM NOW ON!!! Mexican Jose is MJ, Filipino Jose is FJ, and black Jose is BJ. I have now made my life easier. (And then I drew a picture of FJ and an arrow pointing to his hair saying he had a bad haircut)

UGH. I hate writing like this. I miss my computer.

OH! Podcasting club today. Jason is treasurer. I didn't vote for him, I voted for Mario, but I don't care because I love Jason more than Mario anyways.

Oct. 7.

Bianca says BJ is actually a Mexican. So I have MJ and MJ and FJ. And FJ doesn't wanna be called FJ. (I drew a picture of him with a thumbs down and a sign saying JOSE PECZON DOES NOT APPROVE) I'd call him JP, but there's already a JP here. (And, you know...) I'd also call MJ JR, for Jose Ruiz, but I know too many JR's already.

It seems everyone is working to make my life difficult.

I won a cookie from Subway. I found it on a mint container. It expires 10/18. Of course, my mo will not drive me to Subway. What if I'm the one millionth winner and obtain $1000? This is my mother's fault.

MJ2 (originally BJ) lets me hug him. Bianca says I'm the only one she's seen him hug, and that it's sort of an accomplishment. I feel special.

Jason wrote Jason XOXO on my binder with my pencil. He drew a big heart around his name and a funny little person, and told Lucha that I liked him, and we started laughing. I wish I did. I know he means nothing by it but it still seems strange and sweet at the same time. Oh vells. Yay.

Ryan still looks like he wears eyeliner and like he's on something. He's probably overdosing on caffeine, he's always vibrating and sleeping. HM. I think he'd be VERY VERY VERY pretty as a girl. Hmmm... (draws picture of Ryan, Ryan trembling, and Ryan as a girl)

Journalism tomorrow. I doubt my appearance. :(

(fast forward, but still on the same page)

Oct. 9

Chastine Insigne wants me to draw her. (insert picture of Chastine here) <----there

Oct. 8

MJ2 turns out to be a MexiAsian. Strange, he doesn't look it. But now I can call him teh MexiAsian...

I am, once again, thoroughly depressed and suicidal, as once again, I got a crap grade. On my journal (apparently I'm not organized enough) and my flow map (F, but I hardly even use flow maps)

I HATE MIDDLE SCHOOL. I miss Steppy D. Yvette. Leah. Julia. Urbandictionary and fmylife.com, even. Shugofa. Levi. EVERYONE.

ALSO! FJ/JP/Peczon is absent today. HUM. Though Narek Kesishyan (or something) and Yra are finally here. Narek has nice eyes when he takes off his glasses, I want them. They're big and brown and he has long eyelashes. It's a weird contrast with his moustache, though it suits his shortness. (draws Narek)

Carmen, or Karmen, but probably Carmen, from my art class and who's in sixth grade, thinks me and Jason are related. Or that we like each other. I'm not into incest.

Oct. 9

I have actually brought this to school. Now I'm imagining myself as that girl from the Princess Diaries, Mia or something. Even though I do not have a Michael in my life, though I do have a JP, but I don't think he's some user who smelled like dry cleaner fluid. I have not seen him use people like tissues yet, and he smells like baby powder, even though he doesn't anymore. (What happened?)

I got an F on my math test. Jason corrected it. 15.5 out of 34...! The only one who got an F... (Jason got a D) Lucha and Jason tried to comfort me, but it just made me more sad.

Anyways, I cried and I sobbed HARD all the way to P.E. Levi did not help, he gathered everyone around and was all like, "Everyone, say goodbye to Toby." (Because I told Lucha and Jason that my parents were thinking of transferring me to an easier school if I kept getting bad grades)

I do not know how he already knew what I said, but I think Jason told him in the locker rooms, which I thought was weird because I always imagined boys in the locker room changing as fast as they can before leaving.

Well, now I know. MY expression was all wrinkled and scrunched up and wet and sweaty and salty with tears of depression and misery, and Levi did not help!!!!! >:(

Anyways, Jason told him that that was mean, and he was just going to make me cry more, which I was VERY thankful for. By the time I had to do my curl ups test in PE, I had pretty much calmed down and wasn't crying anymore. I passed, 21 curl ups. (21 curl ups was when they stopped the radio)

Art was pretty boring, as all we did was make bookmarks for Drug Free Is The KEy. I wish they didn't place the keys there already, because it was very hard to work with them, especially the one where the key took the place.

It limited my creativity. Carmen was in a bad mood, too, so we didn't get to talk much, either.

Science was pretty boring, also. We have a test AND a prompt on Monday. I pray to God-PLEASE LET ME START GETTING GOOD GRADES!!! Amen. v.v

Adv. Eng. was sort of amusin, even though PecPec (Jose Peczon) was absent again. I suspect murder and foul play, but most of all I suspect Chastine. (It's obvious she thinks he's annoying...)

Mrs. Mazur wanted to know why I didn't show up for Journalism, because I was the only one with an idea.

I let Yra write in here, simply because the things I write here are secrets, and they're not really secrets, they're just my life. And I miss Steph D, who's always reading about my life.

But she didn't, and I'm disappointed. :/

Then I walked to Delia's house (my x neighbor) with Nobo and Jazmin and such. Sammy dyed her hair, now it's purplish.

I loitered there for a while before going back to Cerritos (:D) where I was hit with nostalgia, where I was reunited with that fact that I really miss being in elementary school. (Crystal Maravilla was there for a little while too for her nephew)

I loitered there for a while, too, before seeing Jappu. (JP) He and Jessica were selling chocolate. I bought a caramel from Jessica)

Then slowly, everyone else started to come, too-Nobo, Sammy, Chris G. James Sais, I was talking with them until I turned around and I saw...CARLOS!!!

I screamed and hugged him really, really hard. :D (As in hug, threw myself up, he's tall now)

Anyways, I had to leave soon, and then my dad came, and I told him about my F, I cried and I screamed a lot, and the rest of the day consisted of my studying, though me and my brother and my dad played table tennis at Highland Park and ate from Jolibee.

I rate this day a 7 out of 10... :)

NEXT WEEK

Jose is soooosooooo nice!!! (MJ) :D Here's our convo while we were standing in line:

"What do you have after this?" -Jose
"Ummm...life science. :D" Me
"Oh...is it advanced?" -J
"Um...no...I don't think so..." -M
"Oh, cuz you're really smart..." -J

And that made me really smile, inside and out. I wish I could have said more than a simple, "Thanks." :)

We had school on Friday even though it was Columbus Day. >.> I guess people decided to stop and think,

"Oh, what did Columbus do, anyways?"
"Oh, he discovered America."
"Didn't people already know America? Didn't the Indians knew where they lived? Didn't Columbus capture Indians and brought them back to Europe, like souvenirs?"
"Oh."
"That's right-COLUMBUS DIDN'T DO SHI-"

Excuse me. V.V

MY WEEK!!!

And believe me, this week is much more interesting than the last!!! :o Because...ummm...WE'RE REINTRODUCING A FAMILIAR CHARACTER, OF WHOM YOU HAVE PROBABLY FORGOTTEN AND THINK IS NO LONGER A PART OF MY LIFE!!! (Wowz, it's like I'm writing a story...)

Oct. 12

WHEW! Busy, busy day today. First off, Mrs. Van Fleet (Mrs. VF) assigned us all Unit Covers for Islam, and I don't have a printer (you have to print the unit cover) so I stayed most of my snack giving birth to/printing my cover.

Then, I realized I forgot my PE clothes, so I had to run a mile in my regular clothing. Skinny jeans were not made to run with. My time was low-low-low-12:13. Sigh...

I had art next. Because I planned to go to the Spelling Bee (middle school spelling bee, I'm planning on dominating it again this year :D) at lunch, which was the same time I was to go to ABCD (this drug prevention club) I asked for the application in advance (you go to a drug prevention camp thing and make an animation with an animation studio about drug prevention) I probably missed some things, but I think it was worth it.

Spelling bee. I checked room 4202 (where it supposedy was) in advance so I wouldn't get lost. The door was closed and no one was there. "Strange," I thought.

Then I went to the lunch area and started asking people if they were going to the Spelling Bee. I didn't want to go alone. :(

I asked James Capistrano (Jamz/ Peanut Butter /Cappuchino) if he was going, and he said no, though he told me I should ask JP. (whom I call Jappu, because I love nicknames) Jappu didn't know there was a spelling bee thing today, but he agreed, anyways.

We ran to 4202 and by that time I was sweating and breathing heavily. Still, the door was closed and no one was there. "?" was my thought.

Then this teacher, who's room was next to 4202, asked us what we wanted, and I said we were waiting for the Spelling Bee thing.

She told us it was actually in room 3202, 4202 was the room of my podcasting club, which is afterschool.

Jappu laughed at me, and I felt stupid. Cry... (insert sketch of my sulking and Jappu laughing at me with his pizza, because I got him out of lunch while he was eating)

So we ran to 3202, which luckily, Jappu knew.

As we came in, it turns out a few people were already there, and the teacher was this guy named Mr. Watkins.

He seemed pretty straight-forward, saying things like, "If you're not a natural speller, you might as well leave." and other things that miffed me.

When we came in, he asked us what teacher suggested us to come into the Spelling Bee. Jappu and I freeze. WAS a teacher supposed to suggest us? I thought frantically.

"Um...no..." I murmur, my head down.

"Oh, so you came all by yourself then. Go take a seat. You're late." I felt relieved, and me and Jappu sat next to each other. I noticed that everyone else had papers, and we did not, and Mr. W didn't give us it.

He was, as I said, straight forward. He said we'd be in teams of 4, and only the top 4 would compete in the District. (Erg. I hate teams. What if one of us get it wrong? Then we all lose!) Then he started throwing words at us to spell.

"Cubicle."

"C-U-B-I-C-L-E." JP spells.

Mr. W doesn't seem impressed. But here's thing thing-

everyone else got it wrong!!! It was weird...but then, it was my turn...

"Imperative."

"Hm?" I leaned forward.

"Imperative."

"Ohhhh. I-M-P-E-R-A-T-I-V-E."

"...that's correct." NOW he seems impressed

Then the whole class seemed silent, and everyone was looking at me. What? I think. It's not a big deal...but I guess, if everyone else gets it wrong except for me and Jappu it is, but Jappu got it right and everyone was all like blah...

From then on, whenever someone spelled something wrong, the teacher threw the word at me. And let me tell you-I had to spell a lot of words. >.< style="text-decoration: underline; font-style: italic;">2????"

'What about JP'? I think. Both me and Jappu realized then-he didn't notice.

WTF???? JP whispered to me. I agreed.

Then this eighth grader, coming from ABCD (Ha! He's LATE! And I'M not, because I thought ahead!!!) got them right, too.

"Only 3???? These are easy words, people, easy words. The rest of you guys might as well QUIT."

WTF???????????????????????????? JP's reaction had not changed, because he got the word right and the teacher!!!! did not acknowledge it. >.< style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1255798052_6">Spelling Bee Words List, the paper everyone else got except us. I made sure to say my thanks to JP, of course. (The list was the exact ones we got in the District!!!)

After everyone left, I lingered.

"So, it's every Monday, lunch?"

"Yes."

I turned around to leave before stopping to add something.

"Oh! Um, it was four people."

"Excuse me?"

"4 people spelled it right. The guy next to me..." I gestured to JP's seat. "He got it right. Cubicle."

"Oh. And his name..."

"JP. John Paul. 7th Grade. We were...we were both at the GUSD District Spelling Bee thing. So..."

"OK...I'll be looking out for him too, I guess."

"Thank you." I turned around and left.

I may not like JP anymore, but that doesn't stop me from doing my random acts of kindness. :D It's like my giving random people cookies, except this time, I actually owed JP...I mean, he said it himself as were walking to 3202, "I don't feel like spelling in front of thousands of people..."

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Podcasting. In other words, filming. At 4202, Mr. Wolcott. A jolly, balding man with cherub feautures.

We were to rarely have meetings, but we had one today to get in groups. In our groups, we would design a script, film, and schedule our work time.

Jason was probably in a full group already. (At least 5 people) I didn't even try him.

Halloween Dance coming up. I'm planning on coming, as you knoq. Mr. W2 wants volunteers to paint a backdrop and people to photograph people at the dance.

I signed up to paint the backdrop. The secretary of podcasting is this girl who looks Korean named Erika, who I mostly know from this girl named Vanessa and Sandy. I barely know

Vanessa, but she was in a lot of my classes. Sandy used to sit behind me in World History.

Finding this a chance to make new friends, (isn't that what clubs are for? hanging out with jason all the time can get dull...) I asked if all three of them were joining up and if they were, if they were full. They were, and they had 4 ppl.

I asked them if I could join, and they said sure. :] We don't have any ideas yet, but I'm pretty happy as we are. (Our first filmabob is 10/19, Monday lunch. Unfortunately, I can't attend, which you can probably guess why.)

Also, Carlos called!!! YESNESS!!!

Then when I went home, I studied. That is all. >.>

Oct. 13

If all the planets alligned into one:

MONDAY: lunch, Spelling Bee w/Jappu and Podcasting w/Erika, Vanessa, Sandy (???)
TUES: Guitar w/Sarah, Renee, Jesse, Jose Ruiz, Yves, etc.
WED: Tutoring
THURS: Journalism w/Nobo/Chantal, even though they're thinking of quitting (!!!)

Not to mention ABCD, which Ryan and Nobo are going to, also.

Speaking of the Spelling Bee (SB) JP's thinking about quitting. :( I told him the angelic, selfless thing I did, and after more persistence (i.e.-shared my food) he finally agreed.

I JUST DON'T WANNA BE ALONE, OK????

It was raining today. I love the rain, even though rain is just the sky crying. Think about it-the cloud holds it all in, but when it's too heavy, it cries.

I have officially joined ABCD, btw!! It's like a drug prevention thing where you go to some camp and learn about drugs and go in contact with this animation studio and make a cartoon all about drug prevention.

I already have some ideas for a cartoon from my book makr. :]

I also got my progress report today. I had to go to the office because they sent it to the wrong address, and there was a line of other people with the same predicament.

My was report was ok...I guess... >.>

Afterschool, I noticed something strange. My dad hadn't picked me up. I called him, and he wouldn't answer.

A few minutes later, he called and it turns out he just woke up. My heart sank. It's about a 15min drive from my house to my school, and, as I said before, the weather...wasn't satisfactory...

My first thought was to go to the office. But what about my little bro? Jordan has already been waiting 15 minutes. (CES ends 15min before RMS)

I didn't know the route. Suddenly, FLASHBACK!!!

I was little. It was back in the day before I met you. I was in a bus. The driver was a black, dread locked man in big sunglasses.

We were driving to CES. I was really outspoken back then, having a convo with the bus driver. I was watching the road, yelling out familiar places to my school.

The man joked around, and eventually we went to my school. My mind focused on the road.

A street...where people...lots of companies...sold cars.

By that time, I had walked to the end of my block, and I looked in front of me. Here's the thing-IT WAS THE SAME STREET I WAS IMAGINING.

I told my dad briefly that I was picking up Jordan. And I set off, as if I knew my route all this time. (Along with my huge backpack, that's so big it looks like I'm going to topple over D:)

It was a simple one-just walk straight across. MY backpack was chafing my shoulders.

It was a long, lonely walk (possibly 2 miles) but in about 15 minutes (WOOT) and by the time I was about to cross the street to CES, I saw my dad's car pull up.

I ran across the street and picked up Jordan. As an apology, my dad brought us to Chow Chicken at the mall, where I bought shampoo/conditioner.

After that, I studied and did my homework for practically the whole day. By the time I was able to write this, it was 9pm. I had to beg my dad to finish writing this.

Oct. 14

Tutoring afterschool. It was with Teo, Cesar, and Aleksei.

I'm gonna leave it to you what happened.

This basically sums up two weeks of my life. xD

CIAO, DARLINGS!!!

The Fall of The Dibsian Empire?

2009-10-10T15:25:00.000-07:00

I got a B on my world history class. :(

And because of this, my dad has cut internet from me on weekdays.

So I can only go online on weekends. :(

SO!!! WHO WANTS TO BE A MEMBER ON MY BLOG???? AND DON'T GIVE ME THE, "I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT DIBBY ENOUGH" SPEECH!!!!!!!! I NEED SOMEONE TO BE ON, WHEN I'M NOT!!! THIS BLOG...NEEDS...AIR!!! LOVE!!! AND PEOPLE!!!!

SO YOU!!! AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! >:( YOU'RE HIRED, WHETHER YOU WANT TO BE OR NOT!!! I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHO'S HIRED...

D:

Anyways, just to keep my comment feed happy...here's the game:

Comment on this post, using only three words, following the commentor above you...like that one game we once played!!! :D

FAREWELL, DIBS!!!

CHILDREN BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE!!!

2009-09-30T19:18:00.000-07:00

Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
You Are Different and That’s Bad
Dad’s New Wife Michael
POP! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your
Elementary School Controlling the Playground: Respect
Through Fear
What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

LMAO!!!

My thanks to chainletters.net! xD

The day I was born was dedicated to Ferris wheels

2009-09-22T16:37:00.000-07:00

I bet you didn't know what real day you were born on...OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!! xDDDD

January 1 is. . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day
January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day
January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day
January 8 is . . . . . National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher’s Day
January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day
January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day
January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone
Else Day
January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is . . . . Hat Day
January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National
Nothing Day
January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day
January 20 is . . . . National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day
January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day, National
Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day,
Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day
January 26 is . . . . Australia Day
January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake
Roundup Day
January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day
January 30 is . . . . Escape Day
January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
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February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day
February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day
February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day
February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day
February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day
February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day
February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day
February 11 is . . . . White Tee-shirt Day and Don’t Cry Over Spilled
Milk Day
February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day (YAY!!!!!!!!)
February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day
February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day
February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day
February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day
February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is . . . . National Surf and Turf Day
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March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day
March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day,
National Anthem Day
March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is . . . . . Personality Day
March 6 is . . . . . National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is . . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is . . . . . Be Nasty Day
March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day
March 10 is . . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is . . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is . . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is . . . . Jewel Day
March 14 is . . . . National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is . . . . Buzzard’s Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is . . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is . . . . Submarine Day
March 18 is . . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is . . . . Poultry Day
March 20 is . . . . Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial
Abductions Day
March 21 is . . . . Fragrance Day
March 22 is . . . . National Goof-off Day
March 23 is . . ….National Organize Your Home Office Day and National
Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is . . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is . . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival
Day
March 27 is . . . . National “Joe” Day More Info on National “Joe” Day
March 28 is . . . . Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is . . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is . . . . I Am In Control Day
March 31 is . . . . Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half
Shell Day
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April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day
April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don’t Go To Work Unless It’s Fun Day
April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day
April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day
April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day
April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day
April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day
April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs
Benedict Day
April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day
April 19 is . . . . National Garlic Day
April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day
April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day
April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day
April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day
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May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day
May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day
May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day
May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, National
Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day
May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day
May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day
May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is . . . . Penny Day
May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day
May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is . . . . Grey Day
May 27 is . . . . Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is . . . . National Hamburger Day
May 29 is . . . . End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is . . . . My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is . . . . National Macaroon Day
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June 5 is . . . . . Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is . . . . . Teacher’s Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
JunJune 1 is . . . . . Dare Day
June 2 is . . . . . National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is . . . . . Repeat Day
June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid’s Daye 7 is . . . . . National Chocolate
Ice Cream Day
June 8 is . . . . . Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is . . . . . Donald Duck Day
June 10 is . . . . National Yo-yo Day
June 11 is . . . . National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is . . . . Machine Day
June 13 is . . . . National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America
Day
June 14 is . . . . Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is . . . . Smile Power Day
June 16 is . . . . National Hollerin’ Contest Day
June 17 is . . . . Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is . . . . International Panic Day
June 19 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
June 20 is . . . . Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is . . . .Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is . . . . National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is . . . . National Pink Day
June 24 is . . . . Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is . . . . Log Cabin Day
June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is . . . . National Columnists Day
June 28 is . . . . Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is . . . . Camera Day
June 30 is . . . . Meteor Day
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July 1 is . . . . . Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow
Day
July 2 is . . . . . Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is . . . . . Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror
Day
July 4 is . . . . . National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer
Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is . . . . . Workaholics Day
July 6 is . . . . . National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is . . . . . National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is . . . . . Video Games Day
July 9 is . . . . . National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is . . . . Clerihew Day
July 11 is . . . . National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is . . . . National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is . . . . Fool’s Paradise Day
July 14 is . . . . National Nude Day
July 15 is . . . . National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is . . . . International Juggling Day
July 17 is . . . . National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is . . . . National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is . . . . Flitch Day
July 20 is . . . . Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is . . . . National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is . . . . Ratcatcher’s Day
July 23 is . . . . National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is . . . . Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is . . . . Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is . . . . All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is . . . . Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is . . . . National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is . . . . Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is . . . . National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is . . . . Parent’s Day
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August 1 is . . . . . Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie
Day
August 2 is . . . . . National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is . . . . . National Watermelon Day
August 4 is . . . . . Twins Day Festival
August 5 is . . . . . National Mustard Day
August 6 is . . . . . Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is . . . . . Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is . . . . . National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s
Porch Night
August 9 is . . . . . National Polka Festival
August 10 is . . . . Lazy Day
August 11 is . . . . Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is . . . . Middle Child’s Day
August 13 is . . . . Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is . . . . National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is . . . . National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is . . . . Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is . . . . National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is . . . . Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is . . . . Potato Day
August 20 is . . . . National Radio Day
August 21 is . . . . National Spumoni Day
August 22 is . . . . Be An Angel Day
August 23 is . . . . National Spongecake Day
August 24 is . . . . Knife Day
August 25 is . . . . Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is . . . . National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is . . . . Petroleum Day
August 28 is . . . . World Sauntering Day
August 29 is . . . . More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is . . . . National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is . . . . National Trail Mix Day
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September 1 is . . . . . Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is . . . . . National Beheading Day
September 3 is . . . . . Skyscraper Day
September 4 is . . . . . Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is . . . . . Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is . . . . . Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is . . . . . Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is . . . . . National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is . . . . . Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is . . . . Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is . . . . No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is . . . . National Pet Memorial Day and National
Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is . . . . Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is . . . . National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is . . . . Felt Hat Day
September 16 is . . . . Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks
Day
September 17 is . . . . National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is . . . . National Play-doh Day
September 19 is . . . . National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is . . . . National Punch Day
September 21 is . . . . World Gratitude Day and International Banana
Festival
September 22 is . . . . Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is . . . . Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is . . . . National Comic Book Day
September 26 is . . . . National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake
Day
September 27 is . . . . Crush A Can Day
September 28 is . . . . Ask A Stupid Question Day More Info on Stupid
Questions
September 29 is . . . . Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is . . . . National Mud Pack Day
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October 1 is . . . . . World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is . . . . . Name Your Car Day
October 3 is . . . . . Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is . . . . . National Golf Day
October 5 is . . . . . National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is . . . . . German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is . . . . . National Frappe Day
October 8 is . . . . . American Tag Day
October 9 is . . . . . Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is . . . . National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is . . . . It’s My Party Day
October 12 is . . . . International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is . . . . National Peanut Festival
October 14 is . . . . Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is . . . . White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is . . . . Dictionary Day
October 17 is . . . . Gaudy Day
October 18 is . . . . No Beard Day
October 19 is . . . . Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is . . . . National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is . . . . Babbling Day
October 22 is . . . . National Nut Day
October 23 is . . . . National Mole Day
October 24 is . . . . National Bologna Day
October 25 is . . . . Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is . . . . Mule Day
October 27 is . . . . Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is . . . . Plush Animal Lover’s Day and National Chocolate Day
October 29 is . . . . Hermit Day
October 30 is . . . . National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is . . . . National Magic Day and Increase Your Psychic
Powers Day
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November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife’s Day
November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day
November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass
Day
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day
November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is . . . . Air Day
November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies
Day
November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is . . . . Button Day
November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day
November 18 is . . . . Occult Day
November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day
November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day
November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day
November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day
November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day
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December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . . Games Day
December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight
Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is . . . . Roots Day
December 24 is . . . . National Eggnog Day
December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day
December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute
And National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day

VWAT FOOD ARE YOU!!!!! HOROSCOPE!!!

2009-09-19T09:20:00.000-07:00

Croissant (March 21-April 19)
You are elegant and decadent. You are also kinda flaky. Your special color is buttery yellow.

Ramen (April 20-May 20)
You are cheap and easy-but I mean that as a compliment. Your special color is whatever's the most inexpensive.

Onigiri (May 21-June 21)
You are simple and direct, and you sure know how to accessorize. Your special color is seaweed green.

Strawberry (June 22-July 22)
Why you little tart! You are just impossibly irresistible (unless someone's allergic-then you are just deadly) Your special color is overripe red

Creampuff (July 23-August 22)
Though you may appear fluffy and inconsequential on the outside, look deep within yourself and you will find-oh wait, more frivolous sweetness. Never mind. Your special color is cream. (Of course)

Tea (August 23-September 22)
You are an intrinsic part of many people's lives, but sometimes you take yourself a little too seriously. Try adding a little milk and sugar and give yourself a swirl. Your special color is perfectly brewed brown.

Marshmallow (September 23-October 22)
You can be squished, stretched, and even burnt on a stick-but you are always sweet and gooey on the inside. Your special color is toasted-to-the-point-of-almost-black.

Adzuki (October 23-November 21)
You are at your best when you are soaked, mashed, sweetened and crammed into things. Your special color is sugary red.

Pancake (November 22-December 21)
You are a fluffy, tasty delight-but naughty too. You are a dessert disguised as breakfast. Your special color is syrupy orange.

Spam (December 22-January 19)
You are full of mystery. And probably some snouts and hooves. Your special color is a very disturbing dark pink.

Miso (January 20-February 18) (THIS IS ME!)
You are a warm and savory bowl of comfort, but there are quite a few things bobbing up and down your spiritual broth. Your special color is clear. (D: The only one that people can't wear without fear of judge....)

Mochi (January 19-March 21)
A sweet and sticky mess, often with a surprise nestled deep within. Your special color is whiter than white.

This is getting annoying...

2009-09-15T19:27:00.001-07:00

http://dibsy-theworstvii.blogspot.com/

SERIOUSLY, you guys. This guy needs to get a life. Saying my real name out to the world and virtually stalking me is SO lame. Making another account and voting on the poll twice is lame. Framing that I deleted your posts is lame. Copying my posts is lame. Coping the comments made on that post is even dumber.

WAIT!!! I CHANGE MY MIND...

2009-09-13T08:39:00.001-07:00

Sorry...next time, we can play, alright? ^^" Everyone's busy... (Not to mention the fact that Levi is GONE!!! -cry-)

Anyways, bye...I'll be back soon...

CIAO, MY DISAPPOINTED DIBS!!!

GAME FOR ALL BLOGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-09-09T17:18:00.000-07:00

A GAME FOR ALL BLOGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you all know, I FINALLY posted some WuTravel.com advertisements...HURRAY!!!

I'm not allowed to ENCOURAGE or TELL you to click on my ads...BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT'D MAKE ME HAPPY IF YOU DID, RIGHT?????

Well actually, I didn't post this through AdSense, I posted it through Html. So I don't know if I still have to abide by the rules or not... :D Oh wellz, it only takes like three seconds from your life and it's not like it's gonna give you a virus... ^^

Anyways, in celebration that I am now actually, technically, working online, and the fact that I'm only a mere, nearly unstable 12 year old. :P

SO HERE'S THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It doesn't start technically now, because I need assign people, and stuff.

FIRST OFF, I want THREE JUDGES. Comment on the post below with this copy and paste pledge of judgely unbiasedness:

I, insert awesome blogger name here, HEREBY VOW!!!! To not be biased against ANY competitor because they are my FRIEND, my ENEMY, my STRANGER, or my STALKER. (eyes Jeremy angrily) As a JUDGE I understand that I CANNOT nominate myself, I can only NOMINATE OTHERS. (Bu they hve to agree first!) I know that I will know the INSIDE DETAILS of the game, the WINNER, the LOSER, and the inbetween...and I'm not going to tell anybody who's playing!!!!! My email address is insert email address here! (I need it to email you guys, and stuff about the game)

Also, my email is princesstoby@sbcglobal.net. :D

Also, if you want to be a judge and it's already full, I can always suggest to you to be a competitor!!!

While on that topic...

Competitor:

Can nominate for him/her self.
Or anyone else, as long as they have their consent.
Has to include email address

OK????? Got it?? Get it??? GOOD!!!

Here's how THIS contest goes...

It's, (how original) a MOST AWESOME BLOG AWARD!!!!! For THIS contest, only a max of 11 participants. If you're not in, there's always OTHER CONTESTS!!!

It's basically like Homecoming King or Queen. :D Person with the most AWE votes win!!! ^^" (You can't vote for yourself!!! >:O) OH, and when I have everyone, you have to vote PRIVATELY. (This means, you have to EMAIL ME your vote) I don't want the person with the least votes going "boohoo", it'll make me feel bad. D:

If you vote, you can vote up to six people. :D

The prize is a virtual trophy, bragging rights, a post (mostly) about yourself. :D

NEXT CONTEST!!!

The BLOGGER CONTEST!!!

YAY!!! It's like The Dibsy Show, where I give you a random topic and the participants start rambling on something funny and amusing that is (somehow, even vaguely) related to that topic. :D

For further info, check out these posts!!!

http://dibsy-theutmost.blogspot.com/search?q=dibsy+show

Anyways, the only difference is that this time we can have up to 4-8 contestants.

So...GO GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

YOU CAN'T COPY MY POSTS!!!

2009-09-05T22:17:00.000-07:00

http://abokalpakyan.blogspot.com/

(There are like two posts that were directly copied from me!!! Even the comments were directly copied from my blog!!!!)

YOU CAN'T COPY MY POSTS JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO GET YOUR OWN IDEAS!!!!!! >:(

Example: http://abokalpakyan.blogspot.com/2009/09/i-have-emo-sandwich.html

And Another: http://abokalpakyan.blogspot.com/2009/09/playing-with-blog-things_03.html

I'M WARNING YOU JEREMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

My first day of middle school was a pile of bleh and blah.

2009-09-05T09:24:00.000-07:00

So boring, in fact, that I will not speak to you people about it.

ALSO, I am now a worker for WuTravel.com. :D I will advertise their stuff on here. Everytime someone clicks I get 30 to 50 cents. So when I decide to post the ad, CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!

I pierced my ears!!! :D Ow... D:

I went to Hollywood and GOT A WAX HAND.

It hurt. :'(

I now have a rainbow colored thumbs up sitting somewhere in a delicate box.

The results are awesome, but making it HURTS.

This is all I have pretty much to say, sorry for the boring post. D:

JANE!!!

So...I'm not going to San Diego RIGHT NOW...

2009-08-27T13:33:00.000-07:00

HUM. My parents are staying home to fully register me in my school. Yeah, I don't have a school. MY parents have been working the whole summer, and I finally thought I was away from all the shallow and superficial jerks of my elementary school...

When I found out I was being sent to the same middle school EVERY ONE ELSE is going to. So basically I haven't gone anywhere. It's like I was running and running away from the past and then past finally caught me and decided to force me to stay where I was.

So it's another year of hell. My third year in a row, to be exact.

Anyways, I'm depressed. And I've told everyone that I wasn't going with them, and now I am, so I guess the first day of school will be full of questions like, "Dibseh? Why are you here?" or, "What the hell? You stalking me?"

I am, however, going to SanDiego on Friday for the weekend.

Doot doot doot...

I need uniforms. All my polo shirts are too small for me, and the polos are mandatory or you get like ten demerits. (15 and you're expelled, methinks)

And I should pierce my ears. I hate uniforms. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SELF-EXPRESS, AND NO I WON'T BAG ON ANYONE WHO DOESN'T DRESS LIKE ME. THIS ISN'T TV NOBODY ACTUALLY DOES THAT. I'll have to accessorize.

I'M DIBSY-LICIOUS!

2009-08-25T10:57:00.000-07:00

(Drumstick ice cream)
Listen up you all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is DELICIOUS

(Dibsy)
Dibsy-licious definition make them kids go loco
They want my creamy goodness so they get pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
You might squish me, oh that's icky
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Kids just come and go and eat me

DIBSY-LICIOUS (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous. (???)
And if you were suspicious,
All that shiz is fictitious.
I eat kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them kids on cloud 9.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (yum yum)

(Chorus: LOL I'm enjoying myself so much xD)
So delicious (it's nice, nice)
So delicious (I put them kids on cloud 9)
So delicious (they wanna piece of what I got)
I'm DIBSY-LICIOUS (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Dibsy-licious def-,
Dibsy-licious def-,
Dibsy-licious def- ["def" is echoing]
Dibsy-licious definition make them kids go crazy.
They always claim they ate me,
Comin' to me call me Dibseh (Hey, Dibseh),
I'm the D, to the I, to the B, to the S, the Y,
And can't no other creamy goodness put it down like me.

I'm DIBSY-LICIOUS (so delicious)
My body stayin' 'licious
I be up in the fridge just working on my goodness
Drumstick's my witness (Yeah)
I put yo' kid on cloud 9
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (yum yum)

So delicious (it's nice, nice)
So delicious (I put them kids on cloud 9)
So delicious (they wanna piece of what I got)
DIBSEH-LICIOUS (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Chiiiiiildreeeeeeen
If you really want me,
Cough your chore money
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be yummy, yummy,
I'll be laced with choco nuts.
It's so yummy, yummy,
It'll make you crazy.

(Drumstick)
Y to the U, to the M M Y - dib, you're yummy, Y to the U to the M M Y - dib, you're yummy
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Dibsy

DIBSY-LICIOUS (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
All that shiz is fictitious
I eat kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on cloud 9
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (hehe)

I'M DIBSY-LICIOUS (HUUUAAAHUUUAAAAA!)
My body stayin' 'licious,
I be up in the fridge just working on my fitness,
Drumstick's my witness (oh, wee).
I put yo' kid on cloud 9,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (yum yum)

So delicious
So delicious (echo)
So delicious (echo_
I'm DIBSEH-LICIOUS, y-y-y-yummeh yummeh
It's so delicious
So delicious (echo)
So delicious (echo)
I'm DIBSEH-LICIOUS, y-y-y-yuuuuuuummeeeeeh...

LMAO. This is what happens when you're sick and bored. <-----sick and bored ^^

Anyways, I just needed to post this because -sigh- on Thursday I'm going to San Diego. D: I might return on Sunday.

Anyways....

CIAO, MY DARLING DIBS!!!

Fried oreos, chocolate bacon, garlic fries OH MY!

2009-08-24T11:29:00.000-07:00

I AM BACK! HUZZAH!

Anyways, as you can see from my title, I have eaten fried oreos (YUM! seriously, it tastes so good...) chocolate bacon (bacon covered in chocolate...*_*) and garlic fries. (yumerz!)

MY brother also went on his first roller coaster, but other than that the trip was pretty boring, you know, considering that half the time it was basically my dad taking pictures (he's a photographer) and the other half was us driving around, or vomiting from car sickness.

OH! And I watched G.I. Joe. In the commercials was the preview of like the best book series EVER, Cirque Du Freak!!! Huuaaaa huuuaaaaaaa I need to watch that!!! >:O

Anyways, I might post some pics up from our trip, but my dad hasn't uploaded them yet...so here's...uhhhhhh... (sleepy and dead) NOTHING.

Silence.

...

...

...

Shhhhh....

...

HEY YOU THERE, IN THE CORNER! SHUT UP RIGHT NOW IT'S QUIET TIME!

Shhhhhh...

-throws popcorn kernels at someone's loud and annoying ringtone-

...Now quietly...quietly...

...

I SAID QUIETLY. SIT BACK DOWN.

...

Thank you for joining us. v.v -bow-

PS: That Guy Over There: I know everyone's allowed to read my blog, but NOBODY is allowed to steal ideas from my blog. Think of your own blog ideas and stop using mine! >:( (And I'll know it if you're revising it also, I'm not stupid)

CIAO, MY DARLING DIBS!!!!

LEAVING!!!

2009-08-17T09:30:00.000-07:00

LEAVING TO SANTA BARBARA FOR A WEEK!!! NEARLY THREE HOUR DRIVE, WISH ME LUCK INTO NOT GETTING CAR SICK!!!!

AND DON'T FORGET TO DO THE POLL!!! THANKS!!!

CIAO, MY DIBS!!!

Dum dee dum.

2009-08-15T08:59:00.000-07:00

Well, my grandparents are here. We're going off to Santa Barbara on Monday, but for now most of us are brain-dead.

Anyways, do the poll above, or Dibsy will cry. Do you want that? Do you want Dibsy to cry tears of melted ice cream? No, no you don't! >:(

Anyways, since for some reason barely anyone is posting (glares at dashboard follower updates) Dibsy's been playing frustrating arcade games and reading FML's at fmylife.com.

It's actually a pretty ok thing to do, but now only the communication I have is my little brother, Jordan, who's 7. D:

Hum................

CIAO!!!

My time at camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-10T16:16:00.000-07:00

OK, this is gonna be a long email and I know you might get bored so I divided it into sections:

ELECTIVES

LOVE

BALLS, TEARS, AND MY FACE

THE PEOPLE IN MY CABIN (my cabin is called Apache, btw)

ELECTIVES

Eeench. At sports camp we had to pick electives. My first choices were hiking/rock climbing and archery.

Unfortunately, the only one I wanted that I got was archery...here's how the hiking/rock climbing thing went down:

Me (M): Ummmm... (points) that one.
Counselor Guy (CG): (looks at list) It's full.
M: (face drops and shoulders slump in disappointment) Fine, this one. (points randomly.)
CG: (looks) Ok. (takes my name) You picked cheer.

So basically I'm a cheerleader now. An ARROW SPEWING cheerleader, to be exact. (I learned well. v.v)

-star jump-

SPLIT THAT V!

(high v)

DOT THAT I!

(fold one arm across chest and rest elbow on it)
CUUURL THAT C-T-O-R-Y!

("Circle your hips, girls! You reeeeaaaally need to curve!")

THAT'S VICTORY, YEAH YEAH, THAT'S VICTORY! WOOOOOOOOO! -rallies and kicks high in that air-

Next one: (the steps are too complicated to explain, I wish I brought my camera D:)

G, O, lemme here ya say GO, GO!
That's right, that's right, lemme here ya say FIGHT, FIGHT!
W, I-N, lemme here ya say WIN, WIN!
Let's do it all again! Go, Fight, Win.

Hum. I think I know why people hate cheerleaders so much. It's because the cheering is annoying and distracting. We walked around all the sports and started cheering. It was so embarrasing and they hated us. D: "Stop cheering and go get a life you stupid cheerleader!"

I SHOULD HAVE SHOT ARROWS AT THEM. >:(

LOVE

OK, love wise. There were only 3 guys who I thought were really cute.

One was a counselor named Dave. He was BOMB. Seriously. He wasn't just cute, not handsome, even better looking than Abercrombie and Fitch models. (I should know, I saw him shirtless at the pool. Nice abs, btw)

Next, was this guy named Wyatt. He was 14 and he worked there as a helper or something. He was ok looking, but there was just something about him after watching him from afar. (stalking him) I never spoke to him, but he looks a bit like Taylor Lautner. Stalking gets you a long way.

My counselor, Amber, says what makes you keep looking at a guy is called lust. I never thought of lust that way, but I must be full of lust, because I just couldn't stop staring at him. SO. MUCH.

I think I'm the only one that thought he was cute though. I know I'm the only one who thought he looked like Taylor Lautner (everyone's blind, that's why) and I was the last person to notice he had a unibrow. (SO? SO??? It looked good on him, damnit!!! >:O)

Hrg, I'm so girly. >.<

Last, and probably the biggest bomb of them all, was Ethan. Whenever he turned his head his hair would go swish. He was good looking and all the girls liked him, and I didn't see a reason why not to. He was charismatic, and charisma is all it takes for me.

There was this poseur punk in our cabin named Randi, who would cut herself and scream, "Um, before you ask, these cuts are from my cat" only to sob and cry later, "Why do you think I cut myself like this?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Well, she liked him, and she was CRAZY for him. (Btw, camp is only 5 days.) She even cried and said SATAN was winning her life when he rejected her. (He said, "I don't care". I don't blame him, so many girls like him and there's like two hundred every week, they probably confess to him all the time.)

Besides, the only contact she had with him was talking to him to the pool. I'm sorry, but small chit chat in the pool for three days isn't going to get him to suddenly fall deeply in love with you.

But I'm not gonna lie, he is really hot. But anyways, then she started bitching and sticking middle fingers at him and telling all the girls that he was a bastard and stuff and screaming that she was so pissed of at him, etc. (OMG! It's only been FIVE days!!!)

I was on Ethan's side though, for the most obvious reasons. ^^ Not just because his looks and niceness and charisma and personality and the fact that his sister Mallery is really nice to me, but because I never liked Randi anyways. T_T Lots of people in my cabin thought she was cool though, because of her fake tattoo (Um, I have that) and her fake highlights (One of the girls I talked to most in my cabin was named Bianca, she had fake highlights as well) and her Hot Topic clothes (poseuuurrrrrr) and the fact that she cuts (WHAT THE HELL?) and that she wears so much makeup. (Psh, at camp? It's like saying you can't leave home without bringing your makeup, it's so shallow)

Btw, Wyatt and Ethan are brothers.

:) I'm such a lustful child, it's hard to stop staring at them. (except Dave, who is at least 20. I'm not into getting into the whole pedophile thing)

OH, and there was our waiter, Roman. He was nerdy looking, short and scrawny and skinny, with glasses and short curly hair. I simply thought he was adorable. People just don't understand. D:

BALLS, TEARS, AND MY FACE

I was sitting on a bench minding my own business.

Then I heard a "WATCH OUT!"

And I saw a ball coming at me.

Before I realized what happened, it smacked me in the head and threw me back across the bleachers (There are downparts to being so skinny and light) scraping my elbow and banging my head. (Not to mention the ball, which hit me in the face.

But anyways, I cried. D: Then everyone crowded over me and stuff... :'( Boo hoo...

THE PEOPLE IN MY CABIN

There were 8 people in my cabin-me, Randi, Bianca, Sammy, Jennifer, Chahi, Jessenia, and Cheyenne.

Bianca was nice, I hung out with her the most.

Sammy was motherly. Sometimes too motherly. Sometimes annoying and naggy and a fun killer. Nonetheless, she was nice and that's all what really matters.

Jennifer was eccentric. She catched lizards around the camp and had one at her house. People thought she was creepy. She once admitted that she had no friends at her school. She was extremely nice and cheerful and I don't she deserved that. She already came to our camp, Camp Gilmore, 4 times this year.

Chahi was ghetto. She could be a bitch and she wasn't afraid to be. She basically lived up to the black stereotype, all ghetto and oh-no-you-dinnit. She argued and rebelled. But she was funny so I didn't mind having her in my cabin. :)

Jessenia was preppy. She had a boyfriend. She was overall nice and she got a boyfriend at camp, which made her the center of attention to all the girls. "They be talkin bout me, me" I think she got the attention get to her head a little bit though, because she tried her hardest to keep it that way.

She knew that a girl liked the guy she was dating and she tried her best to make her jealous. Hum.

Cheyenne was also like Chahi, though she was a bit nicer and more open. She was more graphic though lol. xD (grinding the wall, etc)

Amber was our counselor, she was nice. She wasn't that funny though, so she was a bit boring. -cry-

Anyways that basically sums up mostly everything.

JANE!!!

PS: I'm leaving-again-soon! MY grandparents are coming this Thursday, we're leaving to Santa Barbara on Monday!!!

MISSION SUCCEEDED!: A LAST PARTING SHOT!!!

2009-07-31T17:05:00.000-07:00

DIBBY IS FINALLY IN URBANDICTIONARY.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S THE SECOND DEFINITION! THUMB IT UP SO IT CAN BE THE FIRST DEFINITION!!!

LINK:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dibby

-DANCES- HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now pics of me as a last parting shot!!!

Warning: Please don't run away from my coked up anorexic appearance!!! :O

And no, I am not posing. I've changed my hairstyle into this, I think this looks b etter and it's hot. ^^ (The weather, I mean. Not my hair. Or maybe it is. :O) And I had trouble holding my camera lol xD

And yes people, I am flat-chested. -cry-

I actually dressed up for this. o.o I was all like, "I'm leaving my dibs for a whole month...I gotta look my best!" My best casually, of course. I wouldn't wanna wear my LBD lol xD

So I wore my favorite jacket and shirt and stuff...ev en though it's soooooo hot... >.< -checks- 78.4 degrees, but that's downstairs. :O

Gosh. These pics take so long to upload. I'm glad I only took four... >.<
Maybe it's just my laptop PMSing. I'm sure my laptop is female. :O

Hrrrrgrah! 5 more days til sports camp! Maybe it'll add some muscle to my weak body.... D:

Oh, and to those who cared, I actually finished the Battle Royale novel after about two weeks!!! I've been reading the manga all this time, but the novel was AMAZING! I still think the manga is better, though. But maybe I'm biased. xD

It still make me cry though. :'(

Like Emerald, my appearance looks different within each pic. :O

Like in the first pic up there, my face looks round and babyish. D:

No one would know that my body is possessed by a perverted 40-year-old man. :O Only Levi has figured it out lol xD

Anyways, now that I'm done blabbing randomly, I bid you guys ado for about a whole month. :O I'll really miss you guys! -hugs tightly and squeezes- Seriously, you guys that have been commenting for like almost forever, like C and Levi and Aly and Cuppy, are like, siblings to me. :'(

CIAO, MY DIBS!!! AND DON'T FORGET ME!!!! >:(

Edit: Lol, it sounds like I'm leaving forever. :O Oh, well, you never know. :'( I'll go on as much as I can/whenever I can!!! (Like in the five days before I leave and before my grandparents come and when we're lounging and stuff)

-cry-

:'(

PS: Look how much I changed!!! xD

Ahhh...gotta love black and white. :D That's why this before pic might look better than I really look like.

PSS: Hrg. Gotta get a haircut, sooner or later. D:

Leaving for camp and for other stuffums... :P

2009-07-29T17:14:00.000-07:00

This might be a bit depressing if you're a dibfan... ^^ But my fun in the summer is just beginning as of August 5, where I set off to *sports camp* and then my grandparents all the way from the *Philippines* are gonna arrive for like almost the rest of the month, and we're going places, like San Diego and some theme parks... :D

Anyways, I'll try going on as much as possible, but yeah...I'm not gonna be glued to the computer screen every single day now... :D

CIAO, MY DIBS!!!

AIYEEEE! MY TOE!!! MY MASSACRED TOE!!! (Including nut-busting action-literally! xD)

2009-07-27T14:55:00.000-07:00

:( I was playing dodgeball and some stupid git smashed my toe, and I knew it hurt but I didn't do anything about it because I thought, "Whatever..." and then I looked down to see half my toenail was ripped off. D: Blood was oozing out and whatever remained of my toenail stuck onto the dried blood. o.o

Anyways, I know my toe isn't gonna be seen in public anytime soon. If I get an ingrown toenail because of the circular cut it was ripped off of, I am suing that git!!! >:(

In other news, click here if you're a guy. Warning: If you aren't all that into violence and killing in movies, this link is NOT for you. >.<

Done? Ok.

That's all interesting I have to say.

CIAO!

I have stolen Rhianna slash Levi's song thing! :D

2009-07-25T15:12:00.000-07:00

Oh, and to those who are wondering, Sandy has a semi proper funeral right before I flushed the toilet. No, me and my brother did not stand beside each other in black clothing, crying emotionally over the loss of Sandy in front of our house toilet. Just wanted to clear that up. >.<>

ANYWAYS!

List ten songs you remind you of one (or different) person(s). No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good - it simply must be a song that reminds you of a particular person. It could be the song you heard when you met, or maybe the lyrics just apply to the person(s). Anything goes! The only catch is that you cannot name the person(s); it has to be anonymous!

I. Sk8r Boy by Avril Lavinge
I'm immature, I guess. But I'm still as human as everyone else. I have regrets. I wish I didn't act so stupid about it-but I guess you can't change the past. Even though I worried about it all third grade summer, I still sorta wished you'd mention it again when we were in the same class, for another two years. Not to just get it out of the way, but just to make sure that it actually happened. D:

II. Say Goodbye by Skillet
Ohhh. Another regret one. I'm sorry for whatever I did that made it so hard to keep in touch with you in fifth grade.I didn't think it was a big deal back then but I know if I didn't things would be a lot, lot different. Maybe you would've said goodbye after I left um, forever. (<--no exaggeration v.v)

III. Anytime You Need a Friend by Mariah Carey
I just wanted to say you're truly my BFF, emphasis on the forever. :D You've been there when I cried and laughed and I know you'll be there for the times to come, and me vise versa. :D

IV. Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach
Um. Ok. Sorry about writing that hate email about you to my other friend. And okay, I'm just as unhappy as I was when I was friends with you. And I might have deserved being treated like I was the bad guy by all my-your-friends. But I'm just wondering, where is YOUR karma? It's not like I wrote that email just cuz I felt like it, you know.

(Ok, maybe the email itself from your former best friend was karma itself, but, you know...I didn't just lose only you as a best friend, I lost lots of your friends that were my friends, too. Now our conversations are pretty awkward. O.O)

V. Stand in The Rain by Superchic(k)
Only because we're too much alike for words, we'll share this theme song. Our nonexistent "love lives" are near identical. Your friends predicament isn't as bad as mine, but, you know...I feel you, girl. :D

VI. Love me or hate me by Lady Sovereign
This actually applies to four of my friends. :O I never know whether I love you guys or hate you. I have dreamed about killing about you. (no kidding, and happily too) But I also have dreamt about hugging you, too. Au contrare to Lelia Hong/vLo's definition, I know exactly what to think of them. It's them not knowing if I'm their enemy/slave or friend.

VIII. Dear Sister Spoof thing
Lol xD...OK we're not close friends but you were the only one who never, EVER criticized me about the (see II). So there. And I love you that much for it. :D

IX. I Caught Myself by Paramore
This applies to one/more (not telling :P) people in VI. -hugs- I love you even if you are a poseur. I know this because you're too damn normal/happy to be emo and I've known you since 1st grade and you're just not like that, okay?

X. Angry German Kid
OK, this isn't a song. It's a video on youtube about a spaztic German kid violently abusing his computer. (Or at least that's what the transalation is) But the vid was pretty funny and so are you. :D (Don't worry, the German kid doesn't remind me of you, at all. xD)

OK, I think I'm done. :D

I HAVE AN EMO SANDWHICH?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!

2009-07-22T14:29:00.000-07:00

It was a normal, square sandwhich one minute...

Then I turn around because my brother is eating a cookie. (Got to eat that cookie!!!)

Then I look back, and it CUT ITSELF. :O It even had jelly blood oozing out!!! -cry-

HOMG. My sandwhich is a cutter. It is very depressed.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Wait-don't answer that. o.o

-eats sandwhich-

Hrrrg. I'm brain dead now.

ANYWAYS, I'm going to hold a funeral service for my sandwhich...Sandy.

Any ideas??

I'm possibly the most cold-hearted carnivore in the world.

2009-07-16T20:56:00.000-07:00

Yes. It's true. I watched Meat Your Meat on Youtube. The whole thing. Didn't chicken out. 13 whole minutes of animal abuse.

And I'm possibly the only person that came out of that video alive and still didn't decide to change my carnivorous ways.

Don't take it hard, I felt sorry for those animals. They didn't DESERVE that kind of abuse. And of course, I going to have nightmares about the last scene where the pig's blood is all spurting out and the man just leaves him.

But still... o.o I'm depressed now. I might be now for the whole day. It wasn't as violent as I expected, though. Not that I wanted it too. When Levi and C watched it I tried watching it but the dark lighting scared me off.

But yesterday I watched it. The whole thing. It scared me a little. :(

Now I'm sad...

____________________________________________________________________

Because no one else has actually decided to look by themselves, i'm going to post post secret postcards:

postsecret.blogspot.com

Levi the Chibi ninja and C the bunny cheerleader!!!

2009-07-05T20:29:00.000-07:00

Um... ^^" Random title lol...

But anyways, since I don't know you guys in real life, I imagine most of you guys as...um...chibi or whatever things...yeah...except people like Rhianna and Balmung (who is forever imprinted in my mind to look exactly like Dr. Spock...) who I first met with their picture as their profile pic anyways. Or people like Aly and Lea, who are also forever imprinted in my mind with their cartoony piccies...

You know what, I could actually just go and make a huge list about all of you and what I imagine you as...I dunno, why not? xD

But bleh. I'm too lazy. xD

Oh, and there's Neon Duck, who I've always imagined with a bald head drawn on orange eyebrows.

I'm just strange. o.o?

Anyways, I feel like making fun of Twilight. I dunno. Should I? Maybe I'd get flames from people who can't take a joke...

Aw, well. Whatever. xD

WARNING: I DON'T hate Twilight, okay? It's like Miley Cyrus to me, I just don't care about it...

(<--We have to begin in the beginning, I guess...)

(>.< -is waiting for the hate mail to come-)

(I'm going to pick on Edward from on. -and Bella because she's annoying to me)

(<---AMEN!!! Seriously, lol..."sparkle"...maybe next time I'll walk around in the sun with sequins GLUED TO MY FACE?? I'll sparkle in the sunlight, too!!!)

(<--Pffffft. Lol. Maybe one day I'll get a little kid's glitter glue stick to bite me. GASP! THE CHILDREN ARE IN DANGER!!! -runs away to save kindergartners from playing with glitter vamps) Laalala...I'm done now... xD

I'm stealing Levi's questionnaire. I feel so BAD. xD

2009-07-01T12:06:00.000-07:00

Ahehehe...I'm stealing Levi's music questionnaire cuz I don't really have anything else to do. Dx

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down

OK, I admit, I don't have an iTunes or anything and my mp3 has no shuffle. Oh well. I just compiled a list of songs and started crossing them out to do this.

If someone says "Is this Okay?" You say:
-Hero by Skillet
Ummm...what they did must have been pretty good...

How would you describe yourself?
-The Last Night by Skillet
Huh? I guess the lyrics in the song are pretty much me...

What do you like in a guy/girl?
-Say Goodbye by Skillet
I like saying goodbye? "Everytime you're gone I miss you. Maybe we should be apart more often." I guess, maybe...

How do you feel today?
-Going Under by Evanescensce
I am pretty sleepy...if that's what they mean...

What's your life purpose?
-Crush by David Archuleta
Ummm...that's nice to know... >.<

What do your friends think of you?
-The Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavinge
HELL YES THEY BETTER xD

What do your parents think of you?
-Sharada by Skye Sweetnam
I suppose they think i'm special. I better be. xD

What do you often think about?
-Am I not Pretty Enough? by somebody who's name I forgot
Damn. It's right.

What do you think about the person you like?
-Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3
And it's right AGAIN!!!

What is your life's story?
-That's What You Get by Paramore
What, is my life's purpose to get petty revenge? -shrugs- Ok. ^^

What do you want to be when you grow up?
-Pressure by Paramore
Apparently I want to be Donald Trump. That's right.

What will you dance to at your wedding?
-Misery Business by Paramore
That's a sure fire way to know that my marriage isn't gonna last.

What will they play at your funeral?
-Kiss me thru the phone by Soujia Boy
Exqueeze me? Even if instead of a phone someone was kissing me through my coffin-I don't want any necrophillians sucking on my dead, rotting, mouth.

What is your biggest fear?
-Hot n Cold by Katy Perry
What? I'm afraid of the weather? I can't be afraid of moody people because I AM a moody person...

What is your biggest secret?
-If You Seek Amy (F.U.C.K. Me) by Britney Spears
I'm lacking sexually? Ummm...no comment.

What is your future going to be like?
-Blame it on the Alcohol-Jamie Fox
-glares at alcohol before throwing something at it- THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!

What do you see in the person you like?
-Gives You Hell by someone I forgot
This is SO right. xD

What will the song be for you and your spouse?
-Thriller-Michael Jackson
It should be a thrill... (AND YES I DO LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON)

Will you get far in life?
-L.A. Trix by Ashton Roft
Oh crap. >.<

Will you get married?
-Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings
The good-Yes I am getting married. The bad-who's Juliet? o.o?

What is your best friend's theme song?
-Mad by Ne-yo
This is so true. OK, I have a lot of best friends. But one of them I completely messed up. I'M SORRY YVETTE. :'(

What was high school like?
-Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
Hell yes. xD

How can you get ahead in life?
-Touch my Body by Mariah Carey
NO! I'm...I'm...A STRIPPER?!?!

What is the best thing about your friends?
-Right Now by Akon
I guess that's true...

What is in store for this weekend?
-Just Dance by Lady Gaga
YAY! -dances-

To describe your grandparents?
-Lovegame-Lady Gaga
Um...no comment. xD

How is your life going?
-Womanizer by Britney Spears
I sure hope I'M not the womanizer...

How does the world see you?
-Birthday Sex by Jeremih
Crap. First is Blame it on the Alcohol. Then it's Touch My Body. Now it's Birthday Sex. WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY LIFE???

Will you have a happy life?
-You're a Jerk-New Boyz
WTF!!! >.< lol

Do people secretly lust after you?
-Fire Burning-Sean Kingston
I take this as a yes... xD

How can I make myself happy?
-I Know You Want Me by Pitbull
I guess I'm pretty promiscuos for my age. xD

What should you do with your life?
-Heartless by Kanya West
T.T My results are sucking big time, hehe...?

Will you ever have children?
-Rockstar by Prima J
I hope that's a no. o.o

What song would you strip to?
-Crushcrushcrush by Paramore
o.o...?

If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
-Sexy Naughty Bitchy by someone I forgot
Crap. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

What does your mum think of you?
-Walk Away by someone who I don't know and forgot
MOMMY!!! WHY??

What is your deep dark secret?
-I'm Gonna Kill Her by some French person who I forgot
Ahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sooo right...even though it's not that deep. xD

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
-Everybody's Fool by Evanscensce
Good. *___* >:D

What's your personality like?
-I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry
So unfair. ;_;

What's your motto?
-In The End by Linkin Park
Soooooooooooo true. One day when you die people will forget you, and one day you will rot, and in the end you will be nothing. (<---my words, not Linkin Park's)

What do you think about often?
-Bad Boy-Cascada
Maybe true, maybe not... xP

What do you want right now?
-Tonight's Gonna Be a Good Night or something by somebody
I sure hope it doesn't mean what I think it means...

Hahaha. That was fun. xD

stop.

2009-06-29T11:01:00.001-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQwY4ll1Kfc&feature=related

:(

Thees liar says he ees a liar. Ees he a liar??

2009-06-28T21:25:00.000-07:00

I had nothing to say so I just said that because I am strange and couldn't think for something more interesting. :X

I don't really have much to say. I could do more quizzes and post them on here, but I did that last post, and I don't want it to seem as if I ran out of material. Because believe it or not, dibbiness does too have a limit, like all good, tasty things.

I guess I'll just have to talk about my life, which isn't that dibby, but semi-interesting, none-the-less.

Because I am a nerd and trying to be a red mythological bird which I am *supposedly* pronouncing incorrectly (Phoenix-is that pronounced foh-nixx or is it pronounced fee-nix??) I'm just decided to increase my chance of getting into an Ivy League school, even though I'm 12 and people say I shouldn't worry about my future.

Anyways, I got a book at my library (Latin for Dummies, if you must know. They have those yellow books for dummies everywhere. Other than my goal to have my own Wikipedia page, I also want to have my own Dibby for Dummies book. :P) and am trying to individually learn it on my own.

I'm trying to make room for it at night because people say you remember most of what you study at night. But my hair's falling out, so I'm trying to break that habit of sleeping so late in the night.

Hum. Reading back, I AM pretty boring without my usual spazzes...

Um...

AHA!!!

Five random things about me:

1. I once joined karate (last year) for the very first time. I had to fight little 6 year olds. I hope BILLY should know that I went easy on him because I didn't wanna look like I was a CHILD ABUSER!!! >:(

2. For most of my fifth grade, my head was covered around my face with a pirate hankerchief from Knotts Berry Farm. (Like what those Indian people do to their faces, except I had two-one blindfolding my eyes and one binding my mouth.)

3. When I was a small, small child (which isn't really that far) I used to make up random words and say they were Spanish. Like, 'huhblehblehbleh' means car. :D I still do this, btw. (Except in Japanese, in which my Latino/El Salvadoran/Hispanic amigo/amigas cannot understand.)

4. Rasvan pupu söi kilpikonnia päivälliselle. <---Finnish. Just went to Google Translate just to say that. xD (I said, "The fat bunny ate turtles for dinner." Instead it says, "Grease bunny ate turtles for dinner.")

5.Quite recently, I've grown a fear of my nice smelling room.

That's all I have to say for now. xD

Playing with Blog Things...

2009-06-23T13:20:00.000-07:00

Bored outta my mind. =.= My parents don't generally let me out with my friends, so I'm alone, too. Bleh.

So basically, I decided to go to blogthings and take some quizzes there, and paste the results here because the only other option is to clean my room, which I am NOT going to do. ^^

Quiz: What will your famous last words be?

Your Last Words:

"So, you're a cannibal."

Hehe, hehe, hehe... o.o Well, I guess that sort of sucks. I'm going to be eaten. I know I'm delicious, being a dib and all, but... ^^

Hehe. NEXT QUIZ!!!

Quiz: What Internet Slang Are You?

You Are LOL

The internet is always cracking you up. You could waste the day away finding things to laugh at.
You're usually the first one to find a new funny video, picture, or website.

You're always up for wasting time online, even if (especially if) you're at work.
You also tend to spend a lot of time chatting, especially with people who make you laugh out loud.

Hehe. I guess that's true. (enough) xD

Quiz: Are you Sweet or Salty?

You Are a Sweet Person

When it comes to snacks, you're more likely to grab some candy than heat up a pizza.

There's a good chance you're female (women prefer sweet snacks)...
Or at least, you prefer to be in the company of women.

Your tastes are simple and predictable. You are young at heart.
You tend to crave food you can just grab and eat.

Pretty much...I hate cooking... >:( I just get what I want and leave...

Ooooh. Nice story thing. Hehe.

WHY MAKING A YEARBOOK IS LIKE MAKING A BABY:

The process takes about 9 months. If it takes any longer, it becomes very
painful.

The process is exciting at the very beginning and at the end, but gets
monotonous and tiring in the middle.

No matter how much you read or talk to so-called experts, you’re never
really prepared for what happens.

It’ll always cost more than you thought.

People are always giving you advice, but aren’t willing to actually help
out.

People always wanna know how big it’s gonna be.

When things aren’t going perfectly, there’s sometimes vomiting, morning
sickness, and sleepless nights.

In the middle of the process you swear that you never wanna do this ever
again.

If you do drugs during the nine months, it’ll come out funny looking.

Neither proofs nor sonograms show you what it’ll really look like.

Even though you think you know what it’ll look like, you’re quite
anxious to see it when it actually comes out.

No matter how calm you normally are, you yell out for painkillers near
the end of the process.

The process requires some rather funny-looking tools (i.e. croppers,
forceps).

When it finally does come out, everyone congratulates you and wants to
see it.

Once it comes out, it’s yours to keep. You cannot send it back

After the next one comes out, people think the new one is cute, and don’t
really pay any attention to the older one anymore.

After you’ve done it more than three times or so, people start telling
you that you must be crazy.

Doot doot doo...

Anyways, that's about it.

CIAO, DARLINGS!!!

DIARY!!! LONG POST!!!

2009-06-21T19:17:00.000-07:00

Bleh. I changed my mind about explaining. I'm too lazy. And besides, I don't want to relive all those tears and regret, and such. :(

But anyways, I'm in a random mood after going back to my older posts, just for a trip down memory lane!!!

Oh, and I forgot to wear my shoes at school. ^.^" LUCKILY my friend had an extra pair of shoes!!! w00t!!! But she's like 3 sizes smaller, so it wasn't very comfortable... :(

Oh, and there was some sort of plumbing problem in our upstairs bathroom, so whatever bodily functions you did to the toilet went back into the toilet under us from the vent above the first floor. ^^" (Falling pee, to sum it up. From the sky. It was like yellow raining havoc, or something.)

Oh, and for grad, I tried putting on fake nails, but I put too much and cut my long beautiful nails and ended up ruining them. :(

Oh, and we had a field trip to Knotts Berry Farm, and I went to my first ever rollar coaster!!! *__* I don't know what I was afraid of, it was so great!!!

Also, I won 3 awards!!! Top Banana award, (like valedictorian, except you get a stuffed monkey also!!!) Academic of the Year Award, and this other one which I forgot!!!

Annnnd, the teachers had to serve us breakfast!!! :D Pancakes and sausage and orange juice!!! The only thing that would have made it better was if they were in maid costumes!!!

We had to go to a concert, too. The House of Blues. I was sleepy, so I didn't applaud, so I got in trouble for not showing my appreciation. >.<

We also had a volleyball match against the teachers, which we unfortunately lost. :(

Then the whole six grade went to the park, which is one of those wet parks where you can get wet in!!! It was fun, and my teacher's parents came with !!! :) We also had pizza and popsicles, but my pizza flew off because of the wind. :( -and we couldn't have seconds, so i was pizzaless-

Oh, and then,

I GRADUATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It felt great and sad at the same time. I've been at my school for 7 years, and I'm moving away. :( I'm going to miss them and I hope they'll keep in touch. (Myyyyyyspaaaaaace!!!)

I wish I could have relived it, though. I cried more than I laughed, and I still haven't tied the knots in most of my problems there. Instead of the dress I showed C, I wore this white dress like Marilyn Monroe. Hehe. NOW I know what I'm gonna be for Graduation. I have a blond wig.

Anyways, school is great, I'll miss it, grad was depressing, but I won't forget it, either. :(

Teehee.

2009-06-21T09:45:00.000-07:00

Grad. Goodbyes. Tears. Hugs. Sadnizz. :(

More later!

THE OFFICIAL GOODBYE!!!

2009-05-28T15:31:00.000-07:00

BYE EVERYBODY!!!

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN A WEEK OR TWO OR THREE OR FOUR OR FIVE FROM NOW!!!

BYEEEEEZERS!!!

I'm leavin', never comin back again.

2009-05-18T17:15:00.001-07:00

Well, not really. But I am.

As you all know, I am moving away to a new house in the mountains.

And as you guys hopefully know, my computer will probably be gone, dead, and useless for...about a month?

Well, I just wanted to say this, cuz I'm moving in less than 2 weeks.

And I don't want to be forgotten from Blogger world like Cory was cuz he was missing for 2 weeks.

Well, byee...

...

FAREWELL!!!

CIAO, DARLINGS!!!

AGH!

2009-05-16T16:26:00.001-07:00

I feel as if my teeth will fall off. Ugghhhh. >.<

Just went to the dentist, it was fine, until my dentist cut off the ends, accidentally ripping off a bracket.

TT_TT

ALSO, in other news, my eye is better. w00t.

Anyways, I would have continued my dream, but like all dreams I have, I forget it after like 3 days. And it sorta has been 3 days. ;P

Anyways, I watched Benjamin Button and Taken.

I didn't like Taken personally, the characters weren't very good.

Benjamin Button sorta dragged on, but it was ok. =)

Anyways...

ALY! I am not sadomasochistic! ^^" I think I'm just having friend troubles, that's all... o.o

Anyways...

Ummm...

I finished ttyl and ttfn by Lauren Myracle. I have yet to read l8r, gr8r, though. =X

It's sorta cool. I do that sorta thing with my friends. (in emails, though, not IM)

Anyways, that's all I have to say.

CIAO, DARLINGS!!!

Sharada, sha-rah

2009-05-15T17:46:00.002-07:00

Once upon a time there was a girl
You wouldn't really call her typical
Had her own definition of cool
She lived in her own world.................
She had her own style, her own rules
She played along like it was usual
Nobody really even knew her name
To her life was one big game

-dances-

Guys, I just made a HUGE discovery. The reason my posts aren't colorful or italicized or bold or anything was cuz of those little tabs at the top of the posting box. I had it in EDIT HTML and not COMPOSE the whole time. OHHHHH.

She's got her head up in the clouds
Sharada, Sharada
Don't know when she'll come down
Sharada, Sharada
She can't get to bed
Sharada, Sharada
She's got this song stuck in her head
(her head, her head, song stuck in her head)

Anyways, I am temporarily BLIND. In class I tried spraying my mouth with my mouth spray. I shook it and shook it cuz it was being stupid by not spraying, and it sprayed into my EYES!!!

AGH!!! It was like pepperspray. I know how sexual offenders must feel in the hands of a prepared woman now. MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! ;_;

And then I was all like, "AGH! MY EYES!!!" And the person next to me was just laughing!!! =( I was in pain!!! (Fortunately, she grabbed it and accidentally blinded herself, too. Hehe.)

Dreaming all day
That's all she did
Ever since she was a little kid
All the teacher's thought that she was slow
She was just dreaming about her show
And when they told her she's delirious
She didn't care
She's just oblivious
She likes to make everyone curious
One day she's gonna be famous

OH, and guess what??? CST's ARE OvER!!! -dances uncontrollably-

Anyways, I'm starting to wonder why I'm even putting lyrics here. They don't even have anything to do with what I'm saying. Hmm.

Grrr. The rest of the song is the chorus. -runs off for new song- -comes back- FOUND ONE!!!

You think that I go home at night
Take off my clothes, turn out the lights
But I burn letters that I write
To you, to make you love me

Anyways, that's all I really wanted to talk about. But since we started a new song, we should at least finish it.

Yeah, I drive naked through the park
And run the stop sign in the dark
Stand in the street, yell out my heart
To make, to make you love me

oH! I had a dream!!! It was like a kill-each-other-off dream. Like everyone in the six grade had to kill each other. It was so AWESOME. =D

Oh noez! Does thinking that dreaming about my friends being killed suggest that I am possibly sadomasochistic??

NO! NO, I SAY! NO!!!

But anyways, it's sort of serious, so I'd appreciate if you'd read it.

But I told it to my friends, and apparently I should write about it.

But I can't, because part of it was taken from some books. (cuz i had read a lot of books that day and my mind was on reading)

Anyways, I'll tell you about my dream, and you know what? I'll throw in some names of my friends, even though I know none of them matter to you. (and they have myspaces. so they don't care.)

Actually, I'll just tell you the killings in my class. Cuz the other side, (the other class) is evil even when they're not killing each other off in my mind. And besides, it's too much.

I am extraordinary, if you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary, I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

You may not believe in me
But I believe in you
So I still take the trash out
Does that make me too normal for you?

Lalalala. I have returned!!! You haven't noticed, but I left two stanzas because I was off trying to compromise a list of my classmates. Because yeah, I dreamt of them dying. But they are at least 33 of us.

Or 36. But I only remembered 33.

Oh well.

Anyways, so we were all in our classroom, right? Even my teacher, Mr. V., was sitting in a small desk. There was this Japanese guy who was telling us the rules, because apparently this was a game.

It was all a big game for entertainment, or something. The winner just got this gold trophy, and all we had to do was kill each other in a certain amount of time.

Considering my classmates, I wouldn't put it past them to kill each over over something like that.

I was sitting in my desk boredly, tapping my pencil (even though we didn't need pencils) on my desk, cuz we all know how these things go.

And then the guy started calling out your names, and when your name was called, you had to go out with a bag (and inside the bag was a weapon) and leave the building, and that's where the game begins.

Well, I'll skip the boring part to the part where I had already found a hiding place with my ex-bff.

Apparently I had even more morals and sympathy in my dreams than I actually do, (because I hardly ever have sympathy, only empathy.) cuz I, for some reason, promised my self righteous semi-friend that I would "protect her".

So, I found a place in this big wooden deck. It was somewhere at night, the game began at midnight. In my friend's bag, she got a butter knife. Which, as you can see, will get you killed pretty easily, which is why my dream-only sympathy forced me to "protect her".

My weapon wasn't that much better, because I had a small dagger. Well, my friend just sat in one of the chairs (too casual for her own good, I say), boredly watching the darkness get, um, even darker as the night continued.

Well, somehow, some other person made it into the deck, and it was a girl named Sammy. She had some huge machete or something. (It could have been a stupidly gigantic butter knife, though.)

Apparently she came to us just to negotiate and ask where some of her closer friends were, but (her's when the unrealistic, overprotective me comes in) I tackled her, falling over the deck, my dagger plunging into her stomach. We landed, and I sit up and stare and look at her in fright, cuz she was practically spewing out blood.

And, the weirdly sympathetic (but totally irrational) dream me kissed her softly on the cheek, and then grabbed her machete slash huge butter knife and ran back up the deck.

(My dream was totally into the details, man. I remember EVERYTHING. o.o)

Well, for some reason, my friend was still sitting, looking at me boredly, her eyebrows raised, like I was some immature freak, or something.

Well, we were like that for a while, and then one of my best friends arrived up the deck, her name is Yra. I spread my arms out to hug her and say, "Hey! What's up?"

Well, she backed away from me, cuz I was covered in Sammy's blood and stuff, and then she said something I forgot, (cuz you don't really remember this stuff in dreams).

Well basically, she was scared of me. She had a knife, too. One of those big ones.

Then she says something I forget again, and then she lunges at me with her dagger, stabbing me momentarily lightly on my forearm. I scream and try pushing her away crying, (screaming, SORRY, or something along those lines) and then she accidentally falls off the stairs, and while she's falling, I hear a crack, and before I know it, she's dead, too.

And then, at the horror, of both Sammy and Yra, I scream and fall to my knees, and then you know what? My ungrateful friend who was watching walks up and murmurs, "I'm leaving."

"Why?" I ask. And then she says something about my being immature and picking fights with everybody. And then she leaves.

END ACT ONE

(see how creepy this was getting? o.o)

Ok, so there's this guy named Adrian, right? Well, he had like, a breakdown, and was chasing everybody with his crossbow. Well, he didn't exactly know how to use it, so he was just lumbering along with confusion in this forest.

Well, here's my friend, Eyna. She has a dagger similiar to mine.

Then there's another one of my friends, Alyssa. She has a revolver.

Well, here was Eyna, just standing, and then here comes Alyssa who shoots. She misses, and was slow enough for Eyna to get a head start at running.

Well, sooner of later, one of Alyysa's bullets catch her in the leg, and she falls. Alyssa tackles her, and they're both on the ground.

Finally, Eyna stops struggling, and holds her dagger to Alyssa's face, while Alyssa holds a gun to her forehead. Well, somehow, Eyna was able to swipe at her neck first, cuz Alyssa dropped near her. Eyna collects her revolver.

Well, as she bends down, here comes Adrian with his crossbow. Well, since he doesn't know how to use it, he smacks her in the head with it from behind. And since Eyna already had her leg shot, she died of blood loss.

END ACT TWO

OK, the next two I'm gonna censor the names into Aaron and Sarah and Ken. OK?

Well, everyone knows Aaron was madly in love with Sarah. So, first thing they come out, he grabs her hand, even before he opens his bag.

Well, Sarah used to like Ken. So he followed.

Well, Aaron leads Sarah to a cliff, cuz he wants to do double suicide with her. Well, like all sane gals, she's all like, "What? Excuse me? No."

Well, Ken comes to the rescue and pokes Aaron with his weapon. (a stick. ppl can get lame weapons, too.)

And predicatably, they both start fighting, and Sarah tries breaking them up, and then they all fall off the cliff accidentally.

Oops.

Well, here comes Crystal and Lucia, who are searching for alliances so no one would have to kill themselves. Well, they saw them fall, and it made them lose hope. Crystal jumps off the cliff too, cuz she wanted to be with Sarah, her bff.

Lucia just stares at the cliff in horror, and then runs away, but not before grabbed Aaron's bag, which he didn't bring with him when he fell.

She opens in, but ends up in disappointment. A wrench. She shrugs though, because she had to return to Jacquelin and Eli, who were hiding out under a bridge, and Jacquelin threw her bag at the japanese man when they gave it to her.

She comes back to find that Fidel, Herminio, and Eric are there, too.

She gives the fork to Jacquelin. Fidel reaches into his bag, to find a whole package of food.

Eli, who, somehow, someway, knows how to cook, gets up and starts cooking under the bridge, while everyone else is talking.

Lucia has grenades. Eli has a double barrel shot gun. Herminio has a hanger. Eric has molotov cocktails.

When Eli is done, Lucia asks where Gaby is. Gaby is another friend of theirs. All of them say they don't know, except Herminio and Eli.

Because unknowest to them, Eli saw Herminio kill Gaby by stabbing him with a pen. (Herminio draws a lot)

Eli gives the food (soup) to all of them, and as soon as Lucia finishes, blood spews out of her mouth, and before everyone knows it, she dies.

Everyone stands up, in fear. Suddenly, Jacquelin screams, "WHO DID THIS?" and stabs Eli in the leg. "You cooked it and killed her!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Due to the fact that I have 33 (36?) classmates, and only 10 have died so far, I'll continue it in the next post.

CIAO, DARLINGS!

Viva Battle Royale!!!

2009-05-07T20:58:00.000-07:00

Battle Royale is AWESOME!!! But the movie sorta sucks, and the manga was sorta sold to fanservice. :X The novel is sooooo good!!!!

Anyways, I know I haven't been very active lately, but that's cuz I'm become a member of other things, like poupee. =)

Oh, it's also cuz I'm passive and not as many people are blogging, either. :(

I really, really miss the good ol' days... >.< What makes me sad is that the good ol' days and today aren't really that far apart... =(

-crycrycry-

I'm graduating this year, moving, too. Not going to the same school as all my friends. Going away. I've known them all for about 7 years. =(

They're not the only ones I'm gonna be missing.

Bye...

PS: ALSO, since I'm gonna move away to my new house that is far away from all my friends, I might not be on blogger or anywhere for a while. :X

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-04-29T15:43:00.001-07:00

last night i was coming home from a party when i saw A FIRE!!!

it was big and smoke was coming out of it and it was right next to my apartment!!!

and then i came to get a closer look and i saw an explosion and a flash of light, and then a yelp!!!

omgomgomgomgomgomg!!! i have never been more scared in my life!!!!

then it was hard to sleep listening to the ambulances and firetrucks!!!

FLARG!

2009-04-25T15:42:00.000-07:00

WRITERS BLOCK!!! HELP!!!

THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO GIVE LIFE A MEANING!!!

2009-04-16T11:56:00.000-07:00

(Above: Me and My Bro)

As said from my VERY OWN PERSONAL GURU, Photobucket!!! v.v

Anyways, I'm getting some results with the working-out thing, hurray. I have a treadmill. :)

Well, actually the treadmill was a pretty good clothing rack until SOMEONE decided to fix it. (ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Cuz my dad was all like, "No next time, next time" and never did it, so while he was getting ready for work I realized that if I wanted something done now, and RIGHT, I'd have to do it on my own!!!

It's harder than you think, you know. ESPECIALLY if you're 12 years old like me. The treadmill is like right next to the TV, so there's a bunch of wires and cords I had to figure out and which belonged to the TV and the treadmill. -.-

But eventually I did it. WOO!!! But then, like I said, my treadmill is pretty much a clothing rack, while the platform is pretty much a table. (Believe me, my brother and I have eaten on top of it countless times before)

OK, there was like this huge box thing that was on it that was supposed to be used for Christmas. Eventually, after using my 12-year-old strength and adrenaline, I dragged it off.

OK, my treadmill isn't pretty. The platform's kind of gross, cuz you know there are these bits of food (...?) and chalk on it. (???) Not to mention Easter Egg chocolates.

Seriously.

Finally, I fixed it up. (As much as I could) I proceeded jogging on it for half an hour. (Five minutes per level increase)

Well, I was pretty shaky on 4mph, but I managed to live through that. 5mph was what I couldn't take. (Well I could, but after that I got a little bored and I could have sworn something had fallen inside my shoe) So basically I can't run 5mph for five minutes. Sigh.

This only means that I'm out of shape. >.>" I'm skinny but I'm weak and have no stamina. Sigh.

Two days ago I had a contest with this 9 year old named Jeremy (Also known as That Guy Over There) to see who could run the longest.

Dang. He can run for a long time. But I prefer the treadmill better, it doesn't have Jeremy's cousins trying to run me over with one of those mini cars the size of a small chair.

Anyways, as you can see above, there is a picture of me and my brother. Please don't stalk us. >.<

...Anyways, what I did that for was to ask you guys a question...:

My elementary graduation is coming soon!!! What sort of dress should I wear??

What color? What size? What style? WHERE?!?!?! >.< Please don't judge me by this question my grad party is EXTREMELY important to me!!!

THANK YOU!!!

>.<

PS: I'm 5'0. I am slightly tan (due to being filipino) and I have dark brown hair and brown eyes. :)?

Holy shenanigans!!!

2009-04-14T10:02:00.000-07:00

OK, you guys all know that I'm moving soon, right?? Well, yesterday I visited my new house for the first time in my life...

It's on a CLIFF!!! Half the house is on stilts!!!!! I'm going to be one of those people who live in huge houses in the mountains, not bothering to remember that in the summer time houses like that are usually burned to the ground!!!

What if there's a LANDSLIDE?!?! Then the house on top of us will tumble down on MY house, and my house (whom I will name Jessica) will tumble into another house, and...

WE'LL BE A HUGE BALL OF MASS DESTRUCTION, DESTROYING SMALLER HOUSES WITH THIS BIG, HUGE BALL MADE OF MANSION-LIKE HOUSES!!!

This is like a huge step for someone who is elevator-phobic, as I am. Not to mention I am scared of heights and am frequently paranoid. Also because I have been living in a small apartment for most of my life, a two-story house in the mountains, next to mansions, will surely frighten me.

List of an Uncultured person's traits

-I am scared of elevators

-And heights

-Never read Twilight

-or Maximum Ride

-have never eaten a burger before

-Or finished a burrito or taco

I might as well be an alien.

Anyways, I've been totally into working out and stuff, due to my too-pretty-it's-unfair bff.

I even went as low to get one of my mom's old work-out videos.

Sigh. I don't think that video really helped. I mean, I feel tired now, but like 2 minutes into the work-out the work-out trainers in the TV were sweating so much they looked glossy, while I was still tripping over the couch.

And when I wasn't, I was hardly sweating. And if I was sweating, it didn't look glossy or shiny. And, -pokepoke- my abs do not feel sculpted. Or look it.

I should just turn to jogging in place. Ho hum.

Anyways,

CIAO!!!

Spring Break...Here. Finally.

2009-04-10T15:21:00.000-07:00

Ugh. Spring Break came SO late. (or at least, to me) My motivation is just gone now.

And it's only one week. Wasn't C's spring break, like, 2 weeks?? That's half a month!!! >:X

Anyways, Spring Break is here. Woo.

I just found out it was Good Friday today... -.- So sad, I acted normal ol' not trying-to-be-good me. If I knew... -shakes head-

Meet the Jack Schitt Family:

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says “you don’t know
Jack Schitt”. Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced
6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15
years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her
kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken
Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
consequently, married the Happens brothers in dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal
son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa
Schitt.

Now, when someone say’s you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

ANYWAYS...

In honour of Good Friday I present you all with this poem I found while browsing ^^:

We may not always realize
That every thing we do,
Affects not only our lives
But touches others, too!

For a little bit of thoughtfulness
That shows someone you care,
Creates a ray of sunshine
For both of you to share.

Yes, every time you offer
Someone a helping hand …
Every time you show a friend
You care and understand …

Every time you have
A kind and gentle word to give …
You help someone find beauty
In this precious life we live.

For happiness brings happiness
And loving ways bring love;
And Giving is the treasure
That contentment is made of.

CIAO DARLINGS!!!

Ooooh... <3

2009-04-08T16:13:00.000-07:00

My friends and I were cloud-watching today. Cloud-watching actually opens your mind and imagination. I saw a burrito with a hippo eating itself while a giraffe watching feverishly. I saw a catapillar looking for his glasses. I saw a camel dancing with a butterfly.

I haven't been really posting lately...huhuhu...

And for some reason, my computer won't let me add members to this blog. I need to persoanlly get Emerald and carls' email. Sigh...

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms,
etc. How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary
mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way
mirror (i.e. they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There
have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female
changing rooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by
just looking at it. It’s time to get paranoid. So, how do we
determine with any amount of certainty? Just conduct this simple
test:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface
And if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the
nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY
TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, for it is a 2-way
mirror! So remember, everytime you see a mirror, do the
“fingernail test”. It doesn’t cost you anything. It is simple to do, and it
might save you from getting “visually raped”! Share this with your girlfriends.

That is SO scary!!! :O

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar
having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and
says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.”
The Collie says, “That’s not good enough.”
The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
She says, “That’s not creative.”

Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone……cheese mine.”

Lol that was such a lame joke... xD

These stuffs are not mine!!! I just copy&paste!

Rape Preventitive Techniques (for the girls)

After professionals interviewed rapists and date rapists in prison on
what they look for in their victims, here are some interesting facts:

The #1 thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are
most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or
other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to
go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common
targets.

The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women
who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. The #1 outfit they look for
is overalls because many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing
and on overalls the straps can be easily cut.

They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their
purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off
guard and can be easily overpowered.

The time of day men are most likely to attack and rape a woman is in
the early morning, between 5 and 8:30 a.m.

The number one place women are abducted from/attacked at is grocery
store parking lots. Number two is office parking lots/garages. Number
three is public restrooms.

The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and
quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry
about getting caught. Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape
carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because
it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you
isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. These men said they
will not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects
that can be used from a distance, in their hands. Keys are not a
deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use
them as a weapon.

So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. Several
defense mechanisms he taught us are:

* If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with
you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a
question, like what time is it, or make general small talk, I can’t
believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now you’ve
seen their face and could identify them in a lineup, you lose appeal as
a target.

* If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you
and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said
they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not
be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

*If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it
and carries it with him wherever he goes), yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY
and holding it out will be a deterrent.

* If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can
by outsmarting them. If they grab your wrist, pull your wrist back so
your hand is in waving position (palm facing forward) and twist it
toward yourself and pull your arm away. It is hard to hold onto wrist
bones that are moving in that way. They stumble toward you and you
stumble back, so you can use that momentum to bring the same out and
backhand them with your knuckles in the forehead, nose or teeth.

* If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker
either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner
thigh. HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the
underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so
upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy
needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you
can stand it. It hurts.

* After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a
particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s balls
(sorry to be graphic) it is extremely painful. You might think that
you’ll piss the guy off and make him want to hurt you more, but the
thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who
will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble and he’s out of
there.

* When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and
bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on
them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much
pressure and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of
your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any
odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel a
little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really
was trouble.

Bye peoples... (don't ask about the date rape thing... ^^")

ATTENTION!!!

2009-04-04T21:39:00.001-07:00

I. NEED. MEMBERS. ON. THIS. BLOG!!!!!!!!

As you all know so well, I might be moving away soon. (my house, not blogger, I mean) so my computer might be down for a while and then there will be a huge hiatus involving everyone going, "Where's Dibsy?"

So I need members before the end of May!!!

Regular members, I mean. Not like Cursed, who's never posted EVER anyways... Cursed, you can post. You no longer have to tell me.

So...any takers?? :)

Bleh.

2009-03-31T21:24:00.000-07:00

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY, EVERYONE!!!

I say bleh because I have no pranks to pull. I can't say I'm a dude or leaving blogger, so I seriously don't know what to do.

Oh, I know.

UMMMMMM.............................................................................

Look over there. Yup, there. Up in the sky. What do you see?

You don't see nutin, that's what. Or do you? Errrggg...maybe.

Anyways, I'm moving at the end of May. So maybe I'll not be able to go on blogger for like, a month until I get settled in.

Nyehehe. I'm not pulling a Dibsy and saying I'm kidding this time, because this time it's true. I'll be around as much as I can, though. I answer via email, also.

Now, scroll down.

Lower!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost there...

Here. Uh huh. Sup.

Happy April Fool's everybody. I love you all!!!

You're awesome

2009-03-29T08:26:00.001-07:00

You know you are.

Bye. I'm leaving. Never comin' back again.

2009-03-28T09:34:00.000-07:00

Yes, people, I am officially quitting blogger. I'm never coming back again.

I realized that my schedule is too busy to actually stay on blogger, so I have concluded my leave.

Ima miss you all. Seriously. I will.

Anyways, goodbye!!! Forever...

Hehehe. I know this trick kinda getting old, but I love doing this. I'm bored.

My Mexican dancing thing is today. It's gonna be on TV and going to have free food.

Woot!!!

Anyways,

CIAO DARLINGS!!!

I award thee... (meaning all of you) READ THIS!

2009-03-21T16:55:00.000-07:00

The Awesome Award!!! I am to award you people with the AWESOME AWARD!!!

Well, this will be hard to decide, as you all have, inside of you, equal awesomeness. Some are just deeper than the others.

SO I'LL AWARD YOU ALL!!!!

Well, only the ones that commented in the last post. Because, you know, lots of people comment here. Some just don't stay around.

SO...

In order of comments:

CURSED ... for being a great poem writer!!!

VLO ... for being a totally out-going and rad person!!!

LEVI ... for being really funny but still having some sort of sanity!!!

LEAH ... for advising me in my personal predicament!!!

LEXI ... for sharing my interest in Invader Zim!!! (GO GIR!)

CRUZ ... for her always interesting and funny posts and her ability to make everything fun!!!

NIXX ... for being witty in his own Nixx way!!!

JCKANDY ... for supporting literature as much as I do!!!

COADY ... for returning!!! (because for a long time I thought he forgot all about blogger, but coming back makes me tear up with pride!!!)

ROSE MARY ... for introducing me to I took so much for you!!!

HURRAY!

Guys, I just wanted to tell you this, but Dibsy is a guy.

2009-03-14T15:28:00.000-07:00

Yes, all this time I have fooled all of you into thinking I was a girl, while in fact all this time I was a guy. I am a healthy boy with healthy boy needs and thoughts.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone, I am male. I'm not even twelve. I'm fourteen. This was all a vast experiment to see how a male, such as I, would pull off acting like a female for about a whole year online.

JUST KIDDING.

I am a GIRL, v.v. And I AM 12. I just felt like saying that would trigger something.

Hurray!!!! If you're still reading this, that means you have just achieved my goal! (hands out big cookies the size of your head)

YAY!

Woo!

2009-03-11T21:02:00.000-07:00

HUZZAH! I got an application for a student government class!!! I have an interview next week! ^^ Happiness!!! Joy! Elation!!!!!!!!!!

In other news, I tested my literature skills anf found out what level I am-12.2. :O That means I am reading at twelth grade level in it's second month!!! OMG!!! I'm smarter than a senior by, uh, TWO MONTHS!!!

I'm happy today, but there's a possibility I didn't get in Math Field Day. My friend says he get mail saying he got in. I don't believe him, because he makes jokes like that a lot. But I'm still not sure, because he didn't say anything about lying.

And SUPER THANG responded to my email. AT LAST!!! (jumps for joy)

If you don't know who SUPER THANG is, then too bad. I wrote about S.T. like on my first posts here and barely anybody read them. :(

Also, BREAKING NEWS/FACT THING:

You can RAPE a chicken!!!

Like, ah mah gawd. Seriously. Who does this? I told it to my teacher and he was all like, 'A chicken? Why would you do that to a chicken?'

But I can't answer that, because people just do. As disturbing as it is, people have been charged for animal abuse via chicken rape.

How do you do that to a CHICKEN? And WHY?

There is a phobia called Phallophobia, which is the fear, of, ahem, men's ding dongs. (their keys, simply put)

You know, I really wanna be a little kid again.

So I made a song all about it!!!1 :D

Here it is!!! (inspired by If I were a boy by Beyonce)

If I were a kid
Even just for a day
I'd wake up in the morning
And put on random clothing
And roll in the mud all day

And be chased by boys
My cootie sign in the air
And never be called childish
Cuz they were all like it there

If I were a kid
Just a little munchkin
I'd scream and laugh and cry
Without time passing by

THE END

As you guys know, there's a poll to the right of my blog as of now. Well, currently, you guys seem to be wanting games and competitions.

SO...HERE'S THE COMPETITION!!!

Write the rest of the song!!! I'll post up all your lyrics on here in the next post!!!! :D

CIAO!!!

I'm a Sad Little Muffin.

2009-03-03T20:28:00.000-08:00

Yes, I am a Sad Little Muffin.

A squishy soggy sad little muffin.

A squishy soggy dirty little muffin.

Muffins deserve love. I love cupcakes more than muffins because cupcakes are just muffins with make up on!!! Stop with the 'muffins are only ugly cupcakes'!

Muffins are BEAUTIFUL! They are part of NATURE!!! By nature, I mean BREAD! And you know what? Bread is BEAUTIFUL! (wait! bread is not part of nature! :O)

I'm lying about cutting myself with a post it note on the internet.

If a chronic liar tells you he's a liar do you believe him?

Muffins are beautiful. (ok ok i'll stop with the muffins)

But, you know, I'm just sensitive about my muffins. They aren't getting the love that they deserve, and that's what makes me sad.

Thus resulting in me being a Sad Little Muffin.

You know what? I'm going to start a petition. A petition for more muffin love and more cupcake hate!

I announce that I am the MUFFIN QUEEN! FEAR MY FLUFFY GOLDEN BROWN AUTHORITY!

You know, I once had a dream where I was being chased by a stampede of angry cupcakes, who were trying to kill/eat me.

Which proves that cupcakes are not as awesome as muffins.

Hehe, I feel random.

My life isn't going anywhere.

It's building it's own place.

But building takes a long time.

It can take days,

Weeks.

Months.

Years.

I don't want to follow my own path but I want to leave a trail of my own.

I sort of got that quote from a refridgerator magnet.

I'm going to start making my daily review of my day to you more detailed, like a book.

Because someday my life will be interesting enough to be told to the world.

I could call it, My Trail from Adoloscence to Adulthood or something.

But that would be boring. I could give it some cool title, like Post'It's gave me Papercuts or something and say it's fiction. That way people will read it.

But first I'll have to get a paper cut by a post it.

Which leads to me lying about it. Hip hip hooray!

Should I seek a therapist? (Or, as my friend Carl would refer to as, the rapist) Haha, get it, therapist, the rapist? Ahahahaha...

I want a fudge cookie.

Oh yeah, to all those that care, I finally got myself a blonde wig!!! Now I have two wigs, which makes me very happy! (i have a red one)

I'll wear it to school. I wonder what my peers will say.

If Nixx and Aly remember, I showed people a filipino chocolate bar.

Lol I actually wanted one of those Filipinos. (Does that sound weird?) I wanted to eat one, I mean. (does that sound even MORE weird?)

When I was a little kid I made a book. (like when I was in first grade) I was actually pretty hip (or so i thought) into the world of high school and all those stereotypes and stuff, so here's a mini summary:

There was these two chicks. One was a nice, sensible girl. The other was, ahem, "a mean girl", so she was snobby and snotty and what not.

Of course, there were two dudes. One, was Miss Nice's love interest.

And so on was a perfect love story, with Mr. Love Interest and Miss Nice looking like they were proceeding with a happily ever after thing going on.

Then, of course, "the mean girl" destroys everything with rumors and stuff, for no reason whatsoever, but Mr. Love Interest saves the day and him and Miss Nice have a happily ever after.

And then there was a dance, and Miss Meany had no date so she started asking anyone and no one said yes, and so she got depressed.

Then some dude I named Splash finally said yes and they go out to the dance and it is completely ruined because Splash actually hates her and is the brother of Mr. Love Interest and is in love with Miss Nice.

So he practically tortures and humiliates her throughout the whole date, like getting the whole punch bowl and dumping the whole thing on her and ripping off like half of her dress and smearing it with cake and, since she's exposed, has to walk around with dripping cake all day.

Since I never was a fan of happily ever after's, Splash doesn't apologize and then Miss Nice and Splash have it all going on, (Mr. Love Interest forgotten) and Miss Meany becomes depressed and all because for the rest of her life she became a social reject and everyone hated and avoided her.

The End

Yeah. That's how my mind worked like seven or six years ago. Of course, my plots are much better thought out and all, but I sort of liked my story. I drew pictures and dialogue and made a potentially good book with colored construction paper. I even made my teacher read it out to the class.

Unfortunately, first grade minds then weren't as processed as thoroughly as mine were, so they were bored and did not like my story. Which I thought very sad, because I liked it very much.

I was such a good girl back then. I remembered one time when the class was in havoc (in like 2nd grade), and so I went up to the front of the class and started singing, "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug-" (proceeds to hug and walk around) "And a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?"

Everyone's a critic. ("EW! Get away from me, you buck-toothed butthead!")

Anyways,

CIAO DARLINGS!

AGH!

2009-02-25T20:35:00.000-08:00

As, AHEM, an uncertified child genius, I AM BUSY.

Why doesn't anyone want to join?? TT_TT

Today was a busy day, sort of-

as a student body representative, I had to clean up the school.

Why? Why can't people in detention do it? All they're doing is sitting in a room, doing nothing at all, while we're outside sweating and red-faced, with our brooms and gloves, picking up worthless pieces of trash. (OMG, someone pooed on the grass. Why would you do that?)

Immediately after, I had to run off to this Mexican dancing class I volunteered for.

Really. I just wanted to be on TV again. The only difference from the District Spelling Bee is that instead of spelling,

"A-N-T-H-R-O-P-O-M-O-R-P-H-I-C" on live television, we are dancing.

Everyone keeps complaining I suck. But, ahem, I'm not Mexican. I have had no practice in this Mexican Dancing, except the Salsa. (which was sort of easy)

Besides, there's free food. (Why waste it?) And it's for Cesar Chavez festival. So, on the behalf of all my Mexican friends, I shall endure the swishy red and white and green skirts. They're comfortable, yes, but still. As a tomboy, I dislike all dresses.

Anyways, to my fellow NIXX and ALY K., I would like to say,

THERE IS A FILIPINO CHOCOLATE BAR!!!

Like, omg, right? People eat us!!! :O

So basically, the whole day, I was telling everyone (who was Filipino) "I wanna eat a Filipino!" -.- They didn't get it. ("ARE YOU BEING RACIST??)

I don't like putting pictures on here, even though I have one. It's so much of a hassle.

-sigh-

Anyways, a pathetic attempt at a limerick:

Ms. A was sad
Cuz her children were bad
So she decided to sue
But the children had glue
And so she was stuck to a chair
Unfortunately in a forest with a bear

Lame, yes. But it's the thought that counts, right?

-looks up sweetly with puppy eyes-

Hey, do you guys like the new template? I didn't really like the rainbow colored one, hmmmhmmm...

Now some weird quotes that I copy and pasted on random sites!!! :D

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Now...

Pig & Personality Test

Do this, and don’t cheat by reading the whole thing first.
It’s hysterical if you do it right! Get a BLANK piece of paper,
and draw a picture of a pig on it, just a basic drawing, don’t
spend all day on it.

DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON. IF YOU DON’T
THE JOKE WON’T WORK!

YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU DRAW
YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING,REALLY - -
IT SPOILS THE FUN. DRAW THE PIG FIRST!

HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ?? IF NOT GO
BACK AND DO IT NOW!

OK, now to the interesting stuff …

The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
of the drawer. If the pig is drawn:

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and
optimistic.

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency
to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember dates (birthdays, etc..)

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don’t have
a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy
playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid
discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and
distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care
little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are
living through a period of major change.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to
your ideals.

If there are more than 4 legs, you are unrealistic.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love
life!!!!

(And again more is better!)
OK, who didn’t draw a tail?

-SLAMS PAPER ONTO DESK-

MY TAIL IS SO SMALL!

>:O

Lol! XD

Help Wanted?

2009-02-24T16:16:00.000-08:00

I've been a bit down in the dumps lately, and I don't post as much as I used to.

Cursed doesn't really do anything, so...

Who wants to be part of this blog??

The requirements, are:

1. Post at least every 2 weeks

2. Be interestingly funny

These are the basics, if you want to join tell me and I'll contact you with further details. ^-^

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

2009-02-19T21:10:00.000-08:00

A National Wedding is to be held: Giraffe Animal Cracker and Lion Animal Cracker!!!

Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Oh noez! The Lion Animal Cracker has just eaten the Giraffe Animal Cracker!!!

Lol, I feel hyper.

I got a razor cut.

Someone possibly tried to make half our school explode.

Like omg.

They put gum in the girl's bathroom's blow dryer.

On the second floor.

I'm on the second floor.

I'm a girl.

Could it be??

Someone is plotting the upper graders' downfall??

Or was it some shtupid fifth or fourth graders trying to FREAKING KILL US ALL??

OMG!! Terrorists!!! Omg!!!

Also, yesterday, Ratty Izzy ratted on everyone in her class. Apparently we're not allowed to bring electronics, but she ratted on every single one that did. They had to take to the Vice Principal. >.<

PsP...iPod...the list goes on. Apparently I don't have a PsP or an iPod, but still. It was TRAUMATIC.

Listening to your V.P. go all interrogational on everyone...

The sweat and the tears... (no joke)

The escapees... (dudes running to the bathroom since the v.p. is a girl)

The threats (you will never see your psp again!!!)

The tears...

The tears...

Sob sob. Is it rude of me from trying to refrain myself from saying, LOL I TOLD YOU SO?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XD

Happy birthday to me...

2009-02-14T15:34:00.000-08:00

(to be editted, so stay tuned! :D)

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

2009-02-04T18:43:00.001-08:00

I lost the Spelling Bee and humiliated myself on television...

BUT THAT OKAY. WHY??

I GOT THE NEXT BEST THING. OH YEAH.

Sure, my 4-Hours-a-day Spelling Bee studying was is over, but now...

I'M GONNA BE A CONTESTANT FOR MATH FIELD DAY!!!! YAY!!!!!

It's like the school spelling bee except it's math not spelling...if I win that, I go to this place...

It's not really as big as a deal as the Spelling Bee (I've been in Math Field Day before) but still. I'm getting the next best thing...

Anyways, my birthday it coming, in, like, next week. Woo! (dancez) I was born on Valentine's Day!!! XDXDXD

On Valentine's Day/The whole weekend on Valentine's Day I will be gone. I'ma be in San Francisco. :I

Also, I was at China Town the other day for Chinese New Year (Hey!! I'm Year of the Ox!) and I THINK I saw Blake Lively in one of those Chinese dresses... :O She was, like, ten feet away from me.

Everyone was all looking at her 'cause she was, like, the most gorgeous person in the crowd, and stuff. And she was posing for pictures. Still. It inspired me so much I bought myself a Chinese dress. (Actually my mom did...)

I watched the acrobats. I was all like, ':O'. They're like human pretzels out there, man.

Anyways,

CIAO DARLINGS!!

i lost.

2009-02-02T21:23:00.000-08:00

i lost on the district spelling bee. i spelled 'faux' wrong. it turns out it's pronounced 'foe'. i spelled 'foire.

i'm so depressed now. i broke down on live television and in front of the school board. everyone keeps saying that i tried my best and it was ok, but IT IS NOT OK. I DIDN'T DO GOOD ENOUGH. I AM A FAILURE AND I WAS STUPID TO STUDY HOURS AND HOURS RELENTLESSLY ON SOMETHING SO...UGH!!!

Can you believe this?! I was the only one who got the hard ones! I got words like ingratiate, motif, kaleidescope!!! Everyone else got easy words like impecunious and illegible!!!

And the last two were so dumb. When it's the last day, if person A gets it wrong, person B gets the same word. if she spells it wrong, they start all over.

We spent like twenty minutes doing it over and over again. They got the easiest words-repertoire, ect... Neither of them even spelled cantaloupe right!!! I got so hard words and those people got $$$ and tv. and newspaper pictures, and guess what?

I can spell cantaloupe!!! I saw the other contestants... THEY COULDN'T SPELL FAUX. I saw their faces!!! Stupid stupid stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I stepped out I felt like running in front of the cars and just dying. I hate myself, that stupid bee, and those contestants that will let us down. If they couldn't spell cantaloupe, they're not gonna make it in the regional finals.

I'm so sad and I'm full of rage. I've spent hours and hours of studying.

FOR NOTHING.

ANTHROPOMORPHIC.

XEROPHTHALMIA.

OPHTHALMOLOGIST.

BACCALAUREATE.

Can you spell these words??!! I think not. And that champion probably can't, either!!!

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-01-27T17:14:00.000-08:00

The birds are shining, and the sun is singing... oh wait lol.

In other news,

I WON THE SCHOOL SPELLING BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND GUESS WHAT?????????

I'M GONNA COMPETE IN THE DISTRICT SPELLING BEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I'LL BE ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW I GET TO HAVE A BLONDE WIG AND A CELLPHONE!!!!!!!! =)

Yay I'm so happy!!!!!!! I own the school spelling bee!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, you know how if contestant number 2 spells one wrong (when it's the last 2 left) the other person (me) gets to try spelling the same word??

It was savant. When the teacher said it it sounded weird. It was like he was saying 'sabbath'. -.-

Since if I spelled it wrong it would mean the hours and hours (no joke) of studying were for nothing, (because being second place doesn't get you a wig, cell phone, or a chance to be on tv) so I was all like,

"Savant?"

"Yes. Savant."

"Saaaaaaavvvvvaaaaaaaannnnttttt??"

"Yes. The word is savant."

"Savant? Saaaaaaaavant? Savaaaaaaant? Sssssssssssaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnttttttt??"

"YES, THE WORD IS SAVANT." (<--you can tell Mr. V my teacher is getting annoyed)

"Ok. Sssssaaaaaaavvvvaaaaannnnnnttttt. S-A-V-A-N-T."

"Correct!"

(almost the whole sixth grade whoops)

WOO!!!

"WAIT! One more word!!!"

(place silences)

"Surveillance."

I smile, asked for definition and sentence, (since you can never be too sure) and spelled, "S-U-R-V-E-I-L-L-A-N-C-E."

"CORRECT!"

(sixth grade: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! XDXDXD"

Woo!

It was more like a real spelling bee. If you get it wrong they press this button that goes, 'DING'.

There was this one time where I almost got a heart attack.

"Diminution."

"Dimuntion? D-I-...D...wait I'm going to start over, ok?"

whisperwhisper, whisperwhisper.

"D-I-M-I-N-U-T-I-O-N."

DING.

(imaginary rain cloud goes over the sixth grade-"Aww...") ((by this time I was the only sixth grader))

Then Mrs. Hanada (the principal) interrupts as I'm walking down to my class, "She said the same things over again, she was starting over, she was correct."

Diminution was a word I hated. The past two days I've been studying nonstop. I haven't even went out to recess. Earlier that lunch Shantel (close friend) and me practiced.

Diminution was one of the very few words I misspelled. She had to repeat it like 8 times for me to get it. Dim-in-u-tion. ("Dim, light. In, out. U, as in you must not lose. Tion, as we will shun you.")

I'm really happy but lots of the fourth graders made fun of me. Like last year, I was slowly freaking out inside(I was in the Bee last year too), so I was praying like three to nine times a round. They made fun of me 'cause of it.

WELL, fourth graders, I'm a sixth grader, which means I'm SMARTER than you, AND you're not in the spelling bee, so, YOU ARE STUPID!!!! (no offense to the kinder, more intelligent fourth graders, whom i can name are smarter than some sixth graders in my class)

But I wasn't the only one that prayed. =) People like Noemi, Lucia, Shantel were praying for me. XDXDXD

When I came back to my class, I couldn't breath. Everyone was treating me like I won the Oscars or something. I was gonna give Shantel her sweater back (I borrowed it for good luck) and then like half the class hugged me.

It was like being tackled in football, except instead of sweaty muddy guys they were friendly helpful people that I really, really loved. Mostly females, you know, since it is very awkward if you are a male and hug a female. (whom you don't like in 'that' way. T-T)

Also, if anyone has been counting, (i.e.-no one) this is the 100th post on this blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I was waiting for the bee to be over to post thish!!! :)

...
...
...

Well, my adrenaline just died now.

OK, so the 100th post wasn't a big whoop to most of you.

So let's celebrate on the 101th post, the post after this one!!! Any ideas?? Hmmm?? Any ideas to celebrate???

Anyways,

CIAO DARLINGS!!

Soss wetch hatch? (also PS: Cursed please don't post anything right now because I am planning something REALLY big so plz don't do anything just yet!)

2009-01-16T20:47:00.000-08:00

Soss wetch hatch means What's Up? in Polish!! I am sounding out because I have no idea how to spell!!!

Anyways as I said in the above world Cursed (or as I prefer Cursed Box Box-Juhy) please don't post just yet right now okaaaay? Thaaaaaaanks!!!

w00tw00t! A-MAZING FRIDAY!!!

I am gonna compete in the school spelling bee! Yeah! And if I win I get to go to the district and represent my school and be on live television! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

Oh noez but I've been practicing and failing on a lot of words!!! :O Noez!!! No no nooo!!!!

In other news...

SOMEONE KEEPS BANNING MY PENGUIN!!

If you do not understand this then obviously it does not involve you!!! (LOL jk but it's true)

I am so bored nowadays......

I am a child genius. I am a child genius. (sits down and meditates) I am a child genius. I am a child genius. I am an unfairly misunderstood child genius. GAH!

Does anyone here watch CSI?? I watch it, and my favorite CSI is CSI: New York!!! XD Has anyone noticed that Horatio in CSI: Miami acts really weird? It's like he can only see in the corner of his eye. He's always looking sideways and wearing glasses. Hehehehehe.

CSI: Las Vegas is really good but I don't like the lighting and I find it kind of boring. Miami has all these bright lights, unintentional funny boss, and currently has no dead Warrick. The dead people in Las Vegas look really good, though. Really realistic.

You know, in a way CSI teaches criminals the mistakes they make... I've been watching it and found out the perfecto way to kill someone. OR DO I?!?! LOL I thought of posting it here but...you know...what if a future killer comes on?? =O

Woo! I currently have nothing to talk about.

I'm in "eek" mode. Just watched...(guess???) CSI!!! It was an episode where these brides were fighting over a dress...OR WERE THEY?!?! :O

I should come back to my HENZ. (happily energetic niceness zone) I must meditate.

GUH. There are so many EGGs in my school. GOSH EGGs ARE SO ANNOYING.

EGG-extreme girly girl

(leans)

ARE YOU AN EGG?!?!?!

I'm having fun with acronyms. Ooh, ooh, there are lots of PB&J's in my school, too. Oh, that's not an acronym.

A PB&J is someone who is boring and plain. Not uncommon. Not uncommon at all.

I have an undeniable urge to come to Cory's blog and call him Cooc. But I'm sleepy. (snores)

Anyways, I'm probably gonna post another post sometime later today, so buh-bye fellas!!!

Life is wonderful supposedly

2009-01-09T17:13:00.000-08:00

List of almost comical things that happened this week-

(since this blog was originally supposed to be about my life but i'm too scared to do anything personal)

(i know you guys know no one on this list but thats not the point thats what they did)

I normally don't use codes for names since most of my friends have a myspace.

- a conversation between two unfortunate friends:

We follow the TCJSM squad. (teresa, christa, josie, sammy maria) We were just about to pass the big wall where you play handball when Carlos asks,

"Hey wheres Yvette?"

"In the Phillipines. Thats why I'm gonna bug you and stuff 'til she gets back."

"You're gonna molest me? Oh snap, its a harasser!" (=P) "When is she gonna come back?"

"Dunno. I have no life."

"You have a life, Dibsy."

"No I don't. I have no friends, either."

And suddenly I spiral. -.-

We are approaching the TCJSM squad now and then Carlos is all like,

"I'm gonna give you some friends then! XD"

"(flash of light hits dibsy, suddenly realizing what he means) NO!"

The TCJSM Squad notices me.

"HEY GUYS DIBSY NEEDS A NEW BEST FRIEND!!! XD!!!"

In a second (woo!) the squad surrounds me. I find out that Ana has moved to Missouri.

What da. How come no one told me this??? (-.- no wonder!) So, like, Ana's gone. Poof. And I didn't even know. WHY?!?!

-everyone told me that Ana moved to Missourri, but in actuality she was just absent for one day. i have been junked (and was temporarily the new replacement ana)

-just been told it's PUNKED not JUNKED. gosh how would i know??

-At Guided Reading when we were with Mr. V.(my teacher) J.R. was being a drama king and laying his head on my shoulder and stuff. He says I smell like Dominos Pizza. It must be my jacket, I put on this perfume that smells like baby powder.

-We played Bingo in class and when we were cleaning up Carl (remember? a smart asian dude! XD) (who sits diagonally in front of me to my right) kept dropping my bingo pieces on the floor. I have to pick them up or I get detention. (-.-) He says I'm a vegetable. I tell him he's a gulay. (asian word for vegetable)

-I emailed Shantel back and forth in G.R. class. Me and Shantel were virtually catfighting:

(kicks)

response:

(slaps)

response:

(bites)

response:

o no u dinnit!!

(drops piano)

-Hehehe. I also emailed Jonathan that he SUX cause he got my penguin banned!!! >:( He knows my penguin password (on club penguin) and said a bad word (that he 'says' he was 'only' gonna type, but 'carl for some reason pressed enter') and now I'm banned for 24 hours!!! >:X Jerk!! DX I gave him two penguins and emailed him a hate email, but deleted it a few minutes later since I thought that his wasn't gonna solve anything and he would go on my penguin again. (and that i sort of went overboard with the art of words, hehe, and the threats... O.o)

-Read Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson. It speeeeaaaks to me. I should be more like the heroine. No, I should not be a slacker with sad grades, I should be sarcastic, go wit da flow kind person. Ya. (GO READ IT!)

-It's cold and windy here in the morning, which fools all gullible and stupid persons (i.e.: ME) to pack in big winter clothes. GASP, by the time it's recess, the sun's out and shining. The world hates me.

-I favor track over swimming. Suuuure, it gave Yvette a six-pack from swimming (seriously yvette is even younger than me!!! i have seen her six-pack i no its true its so unfair) and kick butt tan, but I don't like swimming, I don't like my body or my swimsuit, blah blah blah. But I only like track when I'm alone(so i won't try to race), when it's raining (best when it's done raining and the sky is still gloomy and gray-that way it's cool) when I'm listening to music (preferably music i like) and there's a breeze and I'm wearing shorts and a loose tee shirt and runner shoes. It feels nice.

-carl has gotten a horrible spiral haircut. i can't even explain it. i hope it goes back to its shiny self soon

-Recess I hung out with Eyra(not her real name but i have to), Sam, Crystal, ect. Eyra's mom was in the gate and Eyra got in trouble because she was seen hanging out with Jonathan. New Order: Yra is to stay away from ALL men. Which, to be exact, is pretty much half the school, and more than than half the whole world. Not to mention our teacher is a guy.

-I also get new shampoo and conditioner, which makes me frizzy hair sleek and shiny! XD

ya. this is all that happened this week. ya.

heeey c why dont you comment that much anymore? dont u lub me? =P

peoplez list:

carlos: last member of the TJCSM Squad.

ana: actually part of the squad. so i guess it's actually the TJCSMCA Squad. darn, its too long now.

jonathan: j.r.

j.r.: jonathan

carl: short smart asian dude. XD

shantel: friend

look they're all my friends ok?

anyways bye!

XD

An Untitled Story of An Untitled Person's Untitled Life

2009-01-04T18:50:00.000-08:00

SOMEONE, PLEASE GO TO SHORT STORY BLOG!!! You don't have to read Part 1, I put so much info on the new post.

I am attempting a horror story!!! With stolen ideas from this creepy story I once read! Yay!!!!

Once upon an untitled time, there was an untitled girl that was named Untitled. She lived an untitled story and lived an untitled life. One untitled day, she met a boy named Titled. They fell in love with a hint of both untitled-ness and title-ness, and had a baby named Utitle. He had no face, for some untitled reason. And so, this titled boy who's face was tragically missing an untitled, died, for he could not eat. The end.

Nonono!! That has got to be the worst story ever written! (smacks self)

I'm gonna try writing something serious for once with excess detail and little dialogue, but still rich in story, plot, and character! =D Yay!

Since little people have bothered to go to Short Story Blog, I will write a Short Story here, in hopes of attracting readers to go to it. I will make it serious, although most of my stories are humorous, and possibly comical.

I dedicate this story to Nixx! For no reason at all, just because I am randomly kind at this moment and feel like dedicating something to somebody!!! Yay Nixx!

Lettuce begin!!! (random moods like this are the best times to write a SERIOUS story)

AHEM!!!

I pushed a red strand of my hair away from my face, looking at the ground nervously, scuffing my ankle-high leather boots and leaving a slight scratch to the otherwise perfect teal marble floor with my stilettos.
I had not yet known what in the world I had done, but I anticipated greatly the moment in which I would find out. I rested my elbows on my mid thigh, and laid my chin on my hands pensively.
I looked at him intensely, and his face barely hinted a smile at all. His eyes were passively intriguing, the type you would adore gazing into, the type you wouldn't mind drowning in. He glanced at my lazily, and I gripped the carefully carved wooden chair so hard my knuckles turned white.
He turned away and my grip loosened slightly, and I sat up and rubbed my hand upon my elbow, yet all the while fidgeting with my right hand with my pleated skirt.
I stood up noiselessly, and I gave him what looked like an almost benignly smile. He did the same, but with a lot more of a genuine smile. He lifted his hand gently and wiggled his fingers, and I locked my arm around his and rested my head upon his shoulder gently.
I closed my eyes and smiled slightly, and sighed contently. It was then that he let go of me, turning away and standing next to the mahogany table, missing my miffed, if not offended, look. He came back seconds later, with a palpable smile hidden in what he appeared to be shown as a non-interested frown. He held two packets of paper, both possessed the big and bold words in a Times New Roman font, GRACELING. (tm, not my title, real book, read it it's very good)
"Nimeton?" He said breezily, handing me a copy of the plays' script.
I blinked at him before nodding and taking it, my voice hoarse and rusty from speaking too much. I opened my mouth to read the first words from my assigned character.
"A quarter hour, no more."
He lifted his eyebrows, looking unimpressed. I tried again with an English tinge,
"A quarter hour, no more." I looked up again, and seeing that he was looking back down at the script I continued.
"I can do it in the time allotted." His eyebrows raised again, and I sighed, scuffing my boots once again.

THE END. LOL. This is why I don't do series stories. XP There was absolutely NO point at all in that story. =P I can stuck in details and forget everything. This was my worst work, I swear!!!

Now go to Short Story Blog for even better stories!!!

XD

Hehe...

2009-01-03T18:37:00.000-08:00

(not my piccys)

Current mood: Bored

(the thing that proves i have no life WHATSOEVER)

I was in clubpenguin today at the pizza parlor.I was sitting in one of the chairs and my date (although female,we were just friends) called the waiters, and asked for goo. Here is the conversation (not actually funny, but hey, this is my blog so deal with it)

Friend: I want goo.
Waiter #1: I'm sorry we do not have goo.
Me: I want goo!!!
Friend: Yeah we want goo!
Waiter #2: Can I help you?
Me: I want a penguin head!
Friend: I'm sorry we do not serve goo.
Person in the other table: Waiter!
Waiter #3: Yes?
Person in the other table: I WANT GOO!
Waiter #3: Ok.
Me: See how come she got goo?? Liar!!!
Waiter #2: We don't have goo!
Friend: We want goo!
Me: Or else!!
Waiter #2: Or else what??
Me: I'm gonna sue you!!!
Waiter #2: FINE HERE WE'LL GIVE YOU GOO!!! (angry face)
Friend: Yay goo! (happy face)
(person in the other table copies; gets goo also)
YAY GOO!!! XP

Hahaha...

C why haven't you commented? Don't you lub me anymore? DX

My favorite snack is buchi!!! Yaaa buchi is so awesome!!! XDXDXD

The picture of buchi is the above picture! Ya buchi ya! XD

I got nothing to talk about. The good thing about being random is that when you have writers bloc something random just goes into your mind randomly.

Who else other than C has a club penguin account?

More randomness!

Words of Wisdom!! XD

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. (so true v.v)

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. (so aren't we all the same??)

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Be wary of strong drinks. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

Cooking lesson #1: don’t fry bacon in the nude.

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Never eat yellow snow.

Never pet a burning dog.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die.’ - Alistair J.R. Young

You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school — you’ll be working for them in the future.

- "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money." - W.C. Fields

- "Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

- "Risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking." - Timothy McMahon

- "If A equals success, then the formula is A=X+Y+Z, where X is “work,” Y is “play,” and Z is “keep your mouth shut.” " - Albert Einstein

- "I have not failed. I’ve just found ten thousand ways that won’t work." - Thomas Edison

- "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson

*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. (-.-...well, yeah... ((mentally stabbed)))

*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

*Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.

*There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

*Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

*By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

Lada-dida-dida-dada!

2008-12-30T13:31:00.000-08:00

I have started to watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide! I have learned that Ned's tips ARE useful!!!

I got into blogger when I was 9!!! Who else did?? (looks around)

Questions that make you think:

What is the difference between pencils and pens with erasers?

What's the point of cursive??

Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

If all the world is the stage, who is the audience?

YAY! DA END! XD

PS: I have Writers Bloc. Help?

DA BOOKWORM DECIDES TO THINK

2008-12-29T17:51:00.001-08:00

I, the Bookworm, have decided to name the differences between similiar types of books! (i'm bored guys)

Romance novels and chick-lits are TOTALLY different!!!

Chick-Lits are more romantic comedy then Romance Novels, which is why they are classified as the counterpart of chick flicks. They have less to do with family, and have more comical events than suspenseful ones.

Romance novels are more serious, and has more romance than chick-lits. They have more to do with family and a bit less with friends, and there are more epic events than funny ones. Romance novels point more toward a more mature audience than a chick-lits, and may have more mature scenes and/or harder language.

The differences between a mystery book and a crime/horror book.

A mystery book is about the detective and the clues and evidence he or she gets to find out who the suspect is. It focuses more on the crime scene and the victim than the suspect itself.

A crime/horror book focuses a lot more on the suspect and follows more on it's life and to the climax, which is the crime, usually murder. This is in which the detective is the bad guy, and it focuses on a lot more on the motive.

I know more, but my boredom interest just ran out. Buh-bye.

Home Alone Revised. O.e

2008-12-26T14:22:00.000-08:00

LOL!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!!!

Home Alone: With Micheal is like da biggest smashing horror fic in da world!!! I watched it with this guy named Jo and he was all like AHHHH! the whole time! XP

I'm in a hyper mood, it's da day after Christmas and everyone is still getting some after-shock jolliness.

Just kidding, ebeybody, dere is no such thing as a Home Alone: With Micheal OR Joe!!! XD I'm just lonely. DX

I'm gonna go to an anime store later on!!! YAYZ!!!

(to be edited, stay tuned!)

Merry Christmas all!!!

2008-12-25T08:50:00.000-08:00

And to all a good night! XD (even though it's only 9 am)

YAYZ CELEBRATE!!!!

(gives everyone an extremely awesome gift)

^^ (gives c a white trench coat cause she actually gave me what i wanted for Christmas) (sort of)

YAY!!!

I HEART YOU ALL YOU GUYS ARE NOT HERE FOR GRANTED I SWEAR I'M REALLY THANKFUL YOU GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!!

XD

Mamma mia...?

2008-12-22T19:15:00.000-08:00

O.
M.
G.

Mamma Mia is like the CORNIEST movie ever!!! It's so sappy and cheesy, I was like AGHHHH watching it! Lol, I kept on watching it because it was funny how much corn and cheese and sap was in it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

OMG, it's like a remake of The Orchids and Gumbo Poker Club!!! Ahahahahahaha!!! That singing part never got old there.

I also watched The Women, which was funny, since I love chick flicks!!! I have drank my orange juice coffee and now I'm hyper!!! (but my fingers might fall off anytime now, but anything for my internet fwends. ;P)

I like blogthings.com !!! It's tests and quizzes are really accurate, which is an amazing feat since I'm an extremely complicated person.

What signs are you guys?? I'm an Aquarius. ^^ My birthday is Valentine's Day, don't forgot it.

It's weird how the only kind of adjective people can describe me as is random and dibby. ^^ But other than that I really am very hard to read.

:O I checked my future with my sign and my name. It says I'm not gonna be married because I will be too busy being random. (i would have said, 'fooling around', but that would just sound wrong and not innocent. -.-)

LALALALALA!! XD

Life is like a candle. As it grows smaller you get older, and when the fire goes out it will stop melting...because you can't get older when you're dead.

Just a random thought...

This blog's birthday is unknown...so it should be on my birthday! XD Send my chocolate!

Ohhh...ummmm...I stumbled upon this extremely nice thing on someone named DubbleV's profile: (i might have editte dit a bit since...ummm...)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (PSH) ((the parenthesis are me talking not dubblev's)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (>.< i hate this one)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (wait what??)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (i bet you guys that the valley girls started this stereotype)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. (???)
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. (some people do eat cats??)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (laughs. im asian! XD)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be selfish and only care about myself.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (is this about milk?? noo i mean the GUY milk, not the liquid!)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (what's white trash?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST be shallow and only care about sports, women, and money.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a snob.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking meanie. (it's obvious i editted it this one. -.-)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slapper. (this is a british term)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (and proud of it!)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (big what??? big what?? i don't get it...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be a snob.
I WEAR PINK, so I MUST be a prep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (psh!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (i have a wig instead)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (i do this because it's awesome)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homo.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a user.
I have a big chest, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. (what's ms 13???)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (marijuana is sometimes good)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (what's a straight edge?? how come there's all these terms i don't know?)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (is angry)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (i'm christian and i don't)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. (what's a mormon??)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slapper.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelons.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (this one really peeves me. what's so bad about anime??)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST have no life.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (what's a pagan??)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (this stereotypes kind of pointless. i mean, who's a witch? oh wait, witch doctors. never mind)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Copy and paste this on your blog if you're sick of the stupid stereotypes this world has made!!! (omg i just made spam! :O)

Here's the original link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1604152/DubbleV

XD

Ohhh myyyyyy gooooossssshhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-22T15:55:00.000-08:00

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (screams and bangs on keyboard) UBLASHKAMUSHAWAKALAKA!!!!!!!! FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i'm gonna be the next angry german kid choronicle-angry asian kid!) AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I. NEED. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I woke up this morning because there was like a fire alarm in my house because my dad was cooking spam!!! (i was supposed to cook it...) But, FLARG! I was having the deepest sleep I've ever had in YEARS! OMIGOSH!

SO, I went out, eyes STILL closed, and walked over to the my dad's bedroom and slept on it there. (which felt really nice because his bed is better than mine)

AND THEN I woke up again because I had to eat breakfast... So I ate it quietly, and then I decided to sleep again, but my dad wanted me to sleep in my brother's bed instead, so I went there but I couldn't sleep.

AND NOOOOOW I have like a killer headache and I have the sniffles and jelly legs and I NEED MY SLEEP!!

FLARG!!!

(...)

v.v

Excuse me...(rubs headache) Gosh I feel as if I was drunk and I got a hangover...omg I think mah head is about to explode!!! OH NOEZ! I just sneezed! I feel as if my stomach is burning in acid! My arm is itchy! (stops to scratch it)

NOEZ!!! I'm the kind of person to never get colds, but when I do it's like, 'x.x'!!!

I need members for this blog, Cursed box box might be the only one working on it soon and she hasn't even introduced herself yet...

(DIES)

x.x

WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-19T17:19:00.000-08:00

And the winner of the Dibsy Show is...

MANGA DORK!!!

(applause while md walks up the stage and is handed trophy)

OK, here are ze final scores:

vLo: 90
Cory: 120
Coady: 95
Manga Dork: 145!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

As promised, this is a post all about MD starting now!!! (untail the end of the post, where i shall tag random people!)

Marvelous
Awesome
Neverending
Great
Adorable

Daring
Oscar-deserving (tears up and cries)
Rocking
Kid

XDXD

Hurrah!!! XDXDXD (pumps fist in the air while crying out of joy)

It is so RARE to see so many dibby people (vLo...cory...coady...MANGA DORK!) in one place... (sniffs) I'm so proud...

Let's thank our voters, people... (claps and congratulates everyone in the world)

Anyways, other than this news, I've been tagged by C again! XD Rules:

Rules:
1.Each blogger must post these rules first.
2.Each blogger starts with 8 random facts/habits about themselves.
3.Blogger s that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their 8 things.
4.At the end of your blog,you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.
5.Don't forget to leave them a comment,telling them that they've been tagged and to read your blog

1. I created a word called dibby.

2. I always look down at my feet but I still always trip.

3. I have a hair fetish.

4. I'm obsessed with the computer.

5. I have eaten lip gloss before and just to tell ya'll, it doesn't taste as good as it smells. (i ate a whole chunk)

6. I have a phobia of scary chain mails. (i'm not joking, i do have one)

7. I don't like snow. (isshot)

8. I'm a manga fan!! XD

People I tag:

Manga Dork (of course)
Cruz (XD)
Natty (w00t!)
C (behold atg backs!!!)
j0hny (even though he never comments)
Cuppy (for being cool)
vlo (for being so exellently dibby)
Cory (because he owns a cacnea army)

w00t! XD

I'll comment the taggees later, I need to go. Byez!

wait!!! waitwaitwaitwaitwaiiii- (line is cut off)

HELP WANTED!!!

2008-12-15T21:10:00.001-08:00

OK, as a growing and eccentric girl, I am getting a bit busy and having my hands full sometimes.

I might even by gone for 2 days at a time!!! :O (i've only been gone 1 day at a time!!! DX)

SOOOO...I need members for this blog!!! Would anyone like to join? (looks at everyone eagerly) PLEASE SOMEONE JOIN MY BLOG! I need someone who is dibby and funny and can post frequently!!! Please join anyone!!!

HELP WANTED!!

The Dibsy Show LIVE

2008-12-07T18:01:00.001-08:00

Ahem. ahem, beautiful people of blogger dot com, we welcome you to...

The Dibsy Show LIVE!!!

4 Very Random, very dibby contestants will compete against each other to see who is the dibbiest one of them all. The Contestants are,

vLo
Cory
Coady
Manga Dork

I, your very dibby host, will spin the wheel of misfortune to determine the topic of today's contestants' random Words of Wisdom, or WOW's.

You, the readers, will have to vote to see who wins, and will be crowned Dibby King/Queen. The game is all up to YOU. You will rate each rate each contestant to see who is crowned, by WoW points:

5 WoWs-you suck
10 WoWs-kind of funny...
15 WoWs-funny
20 WoWs-real funny
25 WoWs-really funny
30 Wows-like omglolrofl!!!

like, for instance, if bob was against ben, and ben was really funny, he would have 25 WoWs, and if bob was kind of funny, he would be 10 WoWs. So thoufore, ben wins. Get it? so you comment:

bob: 10 WoWs
ben: 25 WoWs

OK!!! Here are our contestants!!!

Dibsy (D): OK, our first contestant, vLo!!!
vLo (V): (waves)
D: Next up, Cory!!!
Cory (cor): (waves)
D: Coady!!!
Coady (coa): (waves)
D: Last but not least, Manga Dork!!!
Manga Dork (MD): (waves)

OK!!! (walks over to wheel of misfortune) ((spins))

And it lands on...

FOOD.

VLO WILL NOW SPEAK ON HER SUBJECT OF FOOD.

V: I love food!! in fact, sometimes, food reminds me of i don't know. anyhow, my mind comes up with bananas/potatoes/pizza/apples/whatever food my mind can think of which i can't think of right now... anyhow, so ta-da we've got the world's weirdest foods on hand. Oh my god! i was just thinking, about this thing i saw on Guinness Records (don't remember the year)! I know this sounds pretty well, off topic but like this guy he was eating a whole freaking bike! and so, we're like in class, and my sci teacher was like, 'ya know it's not true. the guy doesn't really eat the bike. he take teeny pieces of the bike rips it and puts it in his food or something and eats it. and it's for a year and now he's eaten the bike.' i didn't really believe him but hey, it has to do with food right? (shrugs) oh yeah, back to topic, well so pizza/apples/bannanas/potatoes are really random and are used as the worlds most humor words. how escastic. (escatic that's a funny word). anyhow, what i'm thinking currently is like, what've somebody actually ate all of those foods together? i mean like that's possible but most people do with ranch and like it's kinda funny watching them eat with their mouth full dripping all over in ranch. well, i wouldn't say that because that's how i eat with pizza... most of the time. :) and i guess that's all i have to say about food. oh yeah!! i was watching this thing on youtube. type madtv... (this hasn't to do with food)... and type antonia with madtv. and watch any video with antonia in it! hilarous!! ok how did i go from food to antonia?

WOW!!! Next up, Cor!!!

Cor: once upon a time.... on an ordianary day just like any other ordinay day.... cory walked in....and everything changed -dun dun dun!!!- i got my tray of food, and sat down, now u think like a normallll person im gonna eat my food right....? so then out of nowhere i yell "fooooood fight!!!!!!!" and throw some mashed potato's...., but nobody joins in and everyone just stares at me.... so i sloooowly sit back down and go "yeee..." and everything goes back to normal.

Yee! Next, Coa!!!

Coa: "well... one day (yesterday), me and my friend were walking to his house. We had to go past my house so i stopped in to get some food. I didnt have a bag, so i stuffed my coat pockets with some mushrooms, two cheese sticks, a pear, an orange, two plums, and a jos-louis. I then proceded to eat these in seven minutes. When i went home, my dad gave me the same thing (strangey enough) for supper. That night, (dream slightlly edited) i had a dream where i fought off zombies with those food items. it was, a strange day."- true story, no joke.

XD Last but definitely not leats, Manga Dork!!!

MD: One time when I was 3, I thought rabbit poop looked like whoppers. SO I ate one, and it did not taste like whoppers at all. My mom freaked and I had to brush my teeth at least 5 times! So I now know never eat food out of the floor anywhere.
MD

YAY! OK readers, now it's your turn!!! XD Vote in the comment link below, and rate each contestant with their WoWs!!!!

Our Contestants

2008-12-06T16:13:00.000-08:00

First Contestant: vLo
Second Contesttant: Cory
Third Contestant: Coady
Fourth Contestant: Manga Dork

I wish all these contestants good luck on the next post, which will be the official Dibsy Show!!! XD

PS: Don't you just LOVE the new template?? XD

PSS: Go to Short Story Blog!!

The Dibsy Show

2008-12-01T11:59:00.000-08:00

OK, after imagining watching Bobobobobobo, I have been inspired! Thank you, dumbdumbdumb!!! (bobo is filipino means dumb)

Anyways, I present...THE DIBSY SHOW!!!

(applause)

OK, I, Dibsy, will be the host. There are 2-4 contestants.

In The Dibsy Show, contestants show off their most dibbiest moves, talking about their weirdest experiences, ect.

I, Dibsy, will spin a random wheel, called, The Random Wheel. In it will show subjects of weirdness, and contestants have to do or talk about something related to them and that subject.

The spectators (the commenters, the ones reading this) will then judge who is the weirdest!!!

The loser, who will be called PB&J will be subject to virtual punishment in which the spectator's desire.

BUT, and if only BUT, you have an email address. I need to email you to be a contestant, to construct a script, ect.

If you wish to participate, please tell me below on the comment link your email address(i will email you your acceptance), unless I already have it, in which you just say, "I want to play." like in that wii commercial.

Winner will win a marvy post ALL about him/herself on this blog, where everyone will read it.

I am princesstoby@sbcglobal.net btw.

Anyways,

CIAO DARLINGS!

I'm dying

2008-12-01T11:31:00.001-08:00

From Writer's Bloc.

Life As I Know It, my Deep Perspectives Toward It

2008-11-29T20:40:00.000-08:00

I suddenly had a brain storm of inspiration.

Everytime I meet someone new, (like C or you or that dude at the mcdonalds place) I accept this person as a "character" in my life.

But this scares me. "How can you prove that you exist? Maybe you don't exist..."

I think we were not just set up in this world for no reason, to cry then to laugh, to do reasonless and irrational things, but I think of every job-every errand, everything i do-as a mission.

"Do not take the path that lies ahead of you, but make a new path and lead a trail." It is in our choices and reasonabling what to do with the short amount of time we measure as "life".

Each person's goal is different, and you shouldn't judge someone against it. This is why I don't accept the government as we know it.

If someone steals, they are punished. If someone rapes, they are punished. I know these are bad things. I know they should be punished. But the government's choice of how to deal with this is stupid and unnecessary.

Everyone has a conscious. Thoufore, everyone has a reason to do their things. We are selfish people, and a borderline of age called '18' is unfair.

They second you are 18, do you seriously expect yourself to be mature, to do all the right things, to do no wrong?

An officer would say no, they don't. They may as well tell you it's ok to do bad things while putting you in cuffs.

(blinks)

Um, ok, well, I think I'm done now. (walks away quietly)

Dibsy

2008-11-28T20:26:00.000-08:00

Means:

What Dibsy Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.
You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.
Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

...i wish this was my real name. T.T

Anyways, go to

http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyournameshiddenmeaningquiz/

to find out what's in your name. ^^

THE DIB DANCE!!!

2008-11-28T11:00:00.000-08:00

OK, my favorite singer right now is Lady Gaga, and my favorite song is Just Dance by Lady Gaga. :D

Her song inspired me to create a dib dance!!! XD I shall create it...now!!

...

NOW!!

Step 1: fold your hands in front of you and pump them out, while side stepping twice to the right, then the left, while thrusting your pelvis
Step 2: same thing, except first you go twice to the left and then the right instead
Step 3: Pump right hand to the left, while facing the right 3 times
Step 4: Same thing, except left than right

(omg i'm getting serious!! :D)

Step 5: fold you hands in front of you again, flip them over your head until they return to your back, then bob head, go down, return hands to an elbowing position, and elbow the air with your left arm
Step 6: Elbow the air until you're standing again, put your arm in the back of you like you're gonna wave, make a big slow wave with your right arm
Step 7: Swing your right arm in a 360 degree angle, duck and touch the floor, stand up, spin once
Step 8: Repeat
Step 9: Make a super dibby pose, like the peace sign!!

OMG, I just made a dance. w00t!!!

If you do this dance, then kudos to you!!!

If you don't, then only udos. :<

If you decide to make your own dance, then your dance will appear on this blog for the world to see!!

(sorry cuppy, i just noticed in the inventions one some of your invention info was cut off, so i assure you all it won't happen again)

CIAO DARLINGS!!

HEY!

2008-11-27T11:38:00.000-08:00

(looks around evilly)

I SAW THAT!!!

(looks at confused readers)

LOOK AT THE FOLLOWERS LIST!!! (points)

(readers still confused)

IT USED TO BE 17!!!!! Now...it's 16!!!!!!!!

(readers still confused)

WHO STOPPED FOLLOWING?

(readers get it but laugh)

Once you follow someone you can't turn back!!!! (points at all followers, all of which are very scared)

One of you is missing!!! Who are you?!?!

(stops suddenly)

Omy, I just realized how petty sounded there. V.V Forgive me.

Anyways, in other news,

Random facts!!!

A spider gets drunk on coffee.
If you draw a line on a paper with a ballpoint pen an ant will follow it.
The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.
The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".
Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".
In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men.
When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969).
John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."
A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
Hummingbirds can't walk.
The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst".
The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.
The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon).
Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.
Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.
The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
pearls melt in vinegar.
If you put grapes in a microwave, it will explode.
In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.
Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".
In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
Cats' urine glows under a black light.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."
A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
"101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.
An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
All polar bears are left-handed.
11% of the world is left-handed.
A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT".
$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
About 55% of all movies are rated R.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (O.o)
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

And I know many, many more. (But am too lazy to put them up here)

Anyways, CIAO DARLINGS!!!

>:(

2008-11-25T20:23:00.000-08:00

Guess what?

Turns out...I'm not going to San Diego!!!!!!!!!! DX

My dad can't miss work so for Thanksgiving we're going...NO WHERE!!! And I'm still alive!!! Still alive but quite sad!!! D:

Waah!

PS: Go to the Short Story Blog
PSS: Go to the Guide of Dibbiness or whatever.

Leavin'.

2008-11-24T16:10:00.000-08:00

Guys I'm going to SanDiego on wednesday 4 thanksgiving. ill be back on in about saturday or so. u guys will miss me right?? XD I might be able to go on a few times, but in other words, I'm dead. Sorry, I know you guys oh so fabulously think of me as unbearably dibby (lol YEAH RIGHT) but I must go where I need to go. I'll fill you guys in when I come back!

Also, Coady, I finally convinced this other dude after begging on the phone and face-to-face to help me on Clubpenguin. Just pitch in, alright? I still need help. (dumb computer of mine won't let me go on, so I NEED you guys to help me almost desperately!!! DX)

Oh yeah, that reminds me, everybody go to Coady's blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now!!!!!!! He will live the life of Dibsy on until I come back from the dead!

Now, since I will be dead when this sentence is done, Coady, you have no choice but to live my life on until I come back V.V Heehee.

(dies) (last words: I BELIEVE AND TRUST IN YOU COOOAAAAADDDDYYYY...!!!) (clubpenguin help still needed!)

PS: GO TO THE SHORT STORY BLOG!!!!!!!!

Everybody!!!

2008-11-19T19:27:00.001-08:00

Go to Clubpenguin.com

Sign in as my penguin. My user name:

Taffletoe 11

Password: ~~~~~~~

Don't get my banned, don't delete any of my friends, and don't make any new friends!!!

Please everyone, I desperately need your help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to any server you want.

OK, you will suddenly be a pink penguin in some place. You might not see yourself, since a large crowd of penguins might be blocking your view. Never mind that. On the bottom left corner is a blue sign that says, MAP. Click on it.

then, go to the top right corner. You will see this ice berg. To its left is a Japanese looking temple building thing. Click on it.

When you're there, go inside the door. If you don't know where it is, follow where all the rest of the penguins are going. If it says, Sorry this room is full, try again until it allows you, or log out and go to another server.

When you're in, in the far right corner, you'll see a green cushion/pillow thingie, with a snow flake, water, and fire signs on top of it. Click on the green cushion.

It will ask, Do you want to talk to Sensei?. Say yes. When you are talking to him, click on instructions. When you get it, click on competition.

Play nine or more games and win. You need to play and win nine games to get a belt, which is what I'm aiming for. (i'm aiming for a black belt)

After it gives you a sign saying, Taffletoe 11 wins, press ok and hang around, and Sensei might give you a belt. Or, you will be brought back.

Guys can you do this for me?? I seriously need help on this. Really, really do.

Whoever help me will get special (not just blog advertising) recognition and a reward from my blog!!! Whoever gets me a belt will be rewarded beyong their truly belief!

OK guys, I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time here, but please do this for me, because I need help. Just follow the walkthrough I wrote here and you'll probably be fine. Please help me. Please.

Bye...

Yo!

2008-11-12T16:38:00.000-08:00

The super inventions that are so awesome yet so dangeorus that's why they're awesome!!!

Professor Cuppy suggests:

The SIFBD!!!! Super intensely fast butler dude!!

he carries whatever you need on a tray and when you snap your fingers he suddenly appears at your side with it. Then when you take it off the tray he disappears until you call him again.

Professor Lea humbly proclaims the,

Invisible earphones:

Pros: You can listen to all the music you want to in class, and the teachers will never know.

Cons: You may start failing classes. (Any addiction to this device is not the creator's (Lea's) fault.

Professor Manga Dork scientifically explains,

The T of DM the Tousands of drinks maker. It can make any drink (no alchohol) any flavor anytime.
cons:make bladders weak and may cause sugar rushes.
pros: Sugar and its portable!

Coady researches on...

the sturdy goat.

it can carry anything anywhere anytime. people have had them carry monster trucks on their backs, without a sign of pain!
but wait, theres more!

it also has a built-in lazer turret defense system! your stuff will never be stolen again!

pros: useful for moving stuff, going on vacations, etc.

cons: will always have a secret hatred for you.

w00t!!!

Also, I'm starting another blog, called, How to Be Dibby, or something like that. Visit it.

If you don't visit, you don't care. V.V

Lol jk.

Also, FOLLOW MY BLOG!!!

Neenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneenerneener!

A-n-y-ways, I gots ze Writers Bloc. I need. Inspiration!!

Hmm. I just realized that, in fact, a cacnea IS a pokemon! :O

CIAO, BABY BOBBLYS!!!

Let's Be Random!

2008-11-08T13:11:00.000-08:00

Hi people. I'm officially undibby. So bored. Icksh.

We made sickness and diseases, now how about some inventions? (see, i'm so scientific)

First up:

The Clapping Hand!
What it Does: It makes you clap! And if you don't you explode!
Cons: Well, no one here wants to 'splode, now, right?
Pros: It cleans up after itself.

This Idea Has Been Scrapped After All 155,472,476,428,517,542,758,636,792,750,678,397 users died in the attempt.

Next up,

The SESA HAT!!! (the sentimental emotional super annoying hat)
What it Does: Put it on, and it will say outloud how you are feeling-sad, mad, happy... it also says out your innermost feelings!!!
Cons: Well, if you were about to be convicted of the crime of controlling the spagetti monster and you wore this hat, and the punishment would be a bazillion years in prison, well, yeah.
Pros: It comes in multi colors.

This defice has been used by cops and Judge Dibsy worldwide. Criminals beware.

Last,

The NF!! (noisy feet)
What it does: Ever wanted background music? Ever wanted to play a sad song that mysteriously comes out of no where in a depressing moment? Well, you should want the NF feet!! Are you happy? Chant, "There's no place like feet" over and over again, smile, and boom, the Hamsterdam theme song or Spongebob theme song suddenly plays out of no where!!
Cons: There is no con for dibby people. But there have been complaints by teachers that students have been playing their NF in tests. Whenever they start a quiz, the Jeopardy theme music plays out of no where.
Pros: Everything. What's wrong with it, eh?

Like last time, YOU CAN DECIDE WHAT MANKIND CAN USE IN THE TOMORROW TIME!! YOU WILL BE FAMOUS! ON THIS BLOG FOR CREATING AN UNKNOWN AND POSSIBLY DANGEROUS AND SLASH OR STUPID DEVICE!

SO, COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT TO INVENT VENT VENT!!! WOOOOO!!!

STEER CLEAR!!!

2008-11-03T20:36:00.000-08:00

These diseases created by the eveel scientists that have mastermindedly decided to comment here will be spread as soon as yu finish this sentence! There!!! Now you are diagnosed with it! w00t!

First is by Professor Jckandy:

"Temperofemoralitis!"
(temp-er-o-fem-or-al-ite-iss)

You cannot speak a sentence without screaming. You cannot look at someone without glaring. Your muscles are permanently contracted, and your teeth are always clenched together.

Only known cure? Eat some ice cream with sprinkles, quick! This disease may be fatal.

(screams in horror)

Professor Coady!!!

ninjalazercrazynincompoopalrightus.
ninja-lazer-crazy-nincompoop-alright-us

occurs when you watch too many chuck norris movies.

primary symptoms are increased agility and extreme motivational boosts.

second symptoms are,unfortunately, worse. lazers shoot from your ears,and you began to think everyone is a cacnea. you then proceed to hug them to death. al of a sudden, your arms and legs will magically fall off.

the final stage of this diasese is that you will think everything is alright...

... until your face melts off.

the only known cure is to eat a salad with every single vegtable in it.

I HATE VEGGIES! (dies from sickness, and face melts off)

Professor Alyce!

Listeningtocrappymusicalldatimeitis.
(self-explanatory)

The cause is-
Listening to yucky music.

The symptoms are-
Listening to music that the erm... patient... does not like... all day. Subconciously.

The only known cure is to... erm... go to a concert... of good music. 8) Yah.

(dies)

And here is PhD. Lady vLo, who has decided to tell us a really really big word!

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotama-
teaturipukakapikimaunga-
horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

MEANING: A RANDOM HILL!!!

And, a real sickness,

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!!!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! The word you say when you don't know what to say!!!

Also, because of the dear unpopularity of his blog, I would like all of you to go to:

http://j0hny5276.blogspot.com/

And comment there! Please!! He's lonely!!! D:

Bye bye, you dibby little people~!

IF ONLY!

2008-10-28T16:54:00.000-07:00

I WISH I COULD MAKE DISEASES!!! THAT WOULD BE SO FUN! HERE ARE DA MOST AWESOMENEST DISEASES KNOWN TO THE PEOPLE THAT READ THIS:

Nostrilara (nohs-tril-arra):

Cause: When you get angry and flare your nostrils for a long time

What happens: Your nostrils are flared unintenionally

Symptoms: Clogged up nose, speech disfigured, wrinkles centering the middle of the face, creases, crossed eyes, the urge to frown all the time

The Only know cure:

1) Get two grapes and slice them half way, and scoop out all of its insides.
2) Stick them in your nose (if you can. if not, try an avacado) Expose them to the sunlight-i.e.-the public
3) SQUUEZE!
4) WAIT.
5) Take out the grapes.

Dibaspazonium (dib-uh-spaz-own-ee-um)

Cause: Flaming Dibsy's blogs

What happens: You become a 24/7 SPAZ.

Symptoms: Your skin becomes a permaneant shade of maroon/pink/red/purple or whatever color you turn into when you're angry, your mouth becomes two times bigger, steam coming out of every hole in your body, your voice always screaming, everything you touch you have to smash/hit/break,

The Only known Cure: TO AWARD DIBSY WITH DA BIGGEST PRIZE EVER

Udism (ooh-dee-sum)

Cause: Being normal, like Mr. Normal from Spongebob

What happens: You become extremely undibby

Symptoms: What can I say? Everything UNDIBBY

The Only know cure: To become dibby and be awarded by Dibsy (willingly)

CONTEST FOR ALL COMMENTORS!!!

Make a disease like these three, and those people will be announced on the next post of my blog!!!!

:D

A random post with questions that will probably never be answered EVER.

2008-10-23T20:17:00.001-07:00

Oh yeah, I'm back baby!!!

You know, I would like to think about this small stereotype-if a girl is mean to a boy, that means she likes him. So what about a girl that's nice to a boy?

I think that a girl thats nice to a guy only wants to be friends with the boy, if she's mean to the boy, means that she likes him, if she flat out ignores him, is either too shy and likes him or doesn't want to have anything to do with him. Why?

I knoooow, the all knowing DIB knows all.

I wonder why a laptop gets hot on the bottom when you use it for a long time. People call this "overheating". But when I hear the world overheating, I instantly think of burnt barbeque on a grill. Why?

My friend asked me how to make ketchup. I was all like, "Well DUH, you squeeze the tomato." But then I realize that when I squeeze a tomato only that juice thing comes out. How DO you make ketchup???

My friend's mom doesn't believe in mountains. Why??

I've read in Neon Duck's blog once a quote:

"Brochures always lie, remember that and you'll go a long way."

Which is true. They always lie. LIARS.

I wonder what the inside of my eye socket would look like. I mean, everybody always shows the rolling eye when it falls off, but there's hardly ANy detail of the inside of the eye socket. Hmm. Why?

I remember a quote I once read in a Barnes and Noble refridgerator magnet:

"Do not take the path that lies in front of you, but make a new one and leave a trail."

I want to be as gaudy as can be in the time I have left before I graduate from elementary school permaneantly.

Anyways, here is a random poem,

I'm sitting
I'm sitting
I've been waiting really long
My mouse is twitching,
I'm rocking back and forth

I'm getting very scared
It's going to end really soon
What if I don't make it??

At last the screen flashed into view
I sobbed at the sight
It's totally unfair
This totally was not right

It wasn't my fault
It wasn't my doing
It's all it's fault
that I didn't make it

My only last words are,

DARN COMPUTER SCREEN LOADS TOO SLOW!!!

:P Not really, but still.

Here's a random fact-if you draw a line with a ball point pen an ant will follow it.

Anyways, I would like to present you all with the RIQ!!!

Random
Intelligence
Quotience!!!

OK, raise your hands if you want to take the RIQ test!!!

If so, you must requie patience!!! :D

First question:

My waterbottle is talking to me. It's telling me to bring a fork and a plate of cheese to my doctor. What is your waterbottle saying?

a) Nothing. I'm NOT crazy like YOU.

b) I dunno. I don't speak waterbottle-ese, but I know it's saying something.

c) Umm...It's telling me to follow you.

d) It's telling me to go to the nearest fire department with a pen and a pencil, and ask one of the Dalmations to sign my autograph.

That's all for now!!! :D If you would like to participate in this to see your RIQ, comment comment comment with your answer!!! A, B, C, or D!!! :D

CIAO!!!

HERE COMES ANOTHTHER!!! :D

2008-10-23T18:15:00.000-07:00

MY FIFTH AWARD, AWARDED BY NONE OTHER THAN C!!! :D

OK, yadda yadda yah, you know the rules, if you don't, scroll down below the post. I guess I have to tag new people.

1. C-for tag backs

2. Blogi or however you spell it because at school she TOLD me she's on blogger, but I think she's a liar. (but beign soooo dibby, i award her! :D)

3. Rien-because of her I met C, and because of C I have my fifth award!!! :D

4. Jckandy-for being so totally awesome! :D

5. Ada Potata-for rhyming wth potato!!!

6. Tara-for her awesome fashion designs!!!

7. Dogsrcuties-for all the help she's given me

8. Thorny-for creating Total Drama Island

9. Natty-for being sooooo awesome! :D

10. B2the3-for starting Guide to Nerdiocity

:D

Anyways, CIAO WINNERS!!!

XD

The Utmost UnCensored Life of Dibsy

Let's celebrate.

I let a string of fails befall me. :(

HOLY CUPCAKE.

CHILDREN BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE!!!

VWAT FOOD ARE YOU!!!!! HOROSCOPE!!!

Screaming and Laughing and Running...all the while a Starbucks latte in hand.

Goodbye, 2009. In fact, goodbye to this decade, too.

It's the Eve of Christmas Eve.

Some sort of RPG xD

Randomness from the dark hole in my skull :D

WOWZ!

SO... :/

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

I don't wanna push it, I don't wanna fight, but this feeling keeps me up all night

But tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

Dibsy? Who's that? Oh, no one special. She died a long time ago for being stupid.

My longest first post that actually lives up to the blog's name :]

The Fall of The Dibsian Empire?

CHILDREN BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE!!!

The day I was born was dedicated to Ferris wheels

VWAT FOOD ARE YOU!!!!! HOROSCOPE!!!

This is getting annoying...

WAIT!!! I CHANGE MY MIND...

GAME FOR ALL BLOGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T COPY MY POSTS!!!

My first day of middle school was a pile of bleh and blah.

So...I'm not going to San Diego RIGHT NOW...

I'M DIBSY-LICIOUS!

Fried oreos, chocolate bacon, garlic fries OH MY!

LEAVING!!!

Dum dee dum.

My time at camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISSION SUCCEEDED!: A LAST PARTING SHOT!!!

Leaving for camp and for other stuffums... :P

AIYEEEE! MY TOE!!! MY MASSACRED TOE!!! (Including nut-busting action-literally! xD)

I have stolen Rhianna slash Levi's song thing! :D

I HAVE AN EMO SANDWHICH?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!

I'm possibly the most cold-hearted carnivore in the world.

Levi the Chibi ninja and C the bunny cheerleader!!!

I'm stealing Levi's questionnaire. I feel so BAD. xD

stop.

Thees liar says he ees a liar. Ees he a liar??

Playing with Blog Things...

DIARY!!! LONG POST!!!

Teehee.

THE OFFICIAL GOODBYE!!!

I'm leavin', never comin back again.

AGH!

Sharada, sha-rah

Viva Battle Royale!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FLARG!

THE MEANING OF LIFE IS TO GIVE LIFE A MEANING!!!

Holy shenanigans!!!

Spring Break...Here. Finally.

Ooooh... <3

ATTENTION!!!

Bleh.

You're awesome

Bye. I'm leaving. Never comin' back again.

I award thee... (meaning all of you) READ THIS!

Guys, I just wanted to tell you this, but Dibsy is a guy.

Woo!

I'm a Sad Little Muffin.

AGH!

Help Wanted?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Happy birthday to me...

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

i lost.

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soss wetch hatch? (also PS: Cursed please don't post anything right now because I am planning something REALLY big so plz don't do anything just yet!)

Life is wonderful supposedly

An Untitled Story of An Untitled Person's Untitled Life

Hehe...

More Useless Questions!!! XD

Lada-dida-dida-dada!

DA BOOKWORM DECIDES TO THINK

Home Alone Revised. O.e