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Saturday, September 19, 2009

VWAT FOOD ARE YOU!!!!! HOROSCOPE!!!

Croissant (March 21-April 19)
You are elegant and decadent. You are also kinda flaky. Your special color is buttery yellow.

Ramen (April 20-May 20)
You are cheap and easy-but I mean that as a compliment. Your special color is whatever's the most inexpensive.

Onigiri (May 21-June 21)
You are simple and direct, and you sure know how to accessorize. Your special color is seaweed green.

Strawberry (June 22-July 22)
Why you little tart! You are just impossibly irresistible (unless someone's allergic-then you are just deadly) Your special color is overripe red

Creampuff (July 23-August 22)
Though you may appear fluffy and inconsequential on the outside, look deep within yourself and you will find-oh wait, more frivolous sweetness. Never mind. Your special color is cream. (Of course)

Tea (August 23-September 22)
You are an intrinsic part of many people's lives, but sometimes you take yourself a little too seriously. Try adding a little milk and sugar and give yourself a swirl. Your special color is perfectly brewed brown.

Marshmallow (September 23-October 22)
You can be squished, stretched, and even burnt on a stick-but you are always sweet and gooey on the inside. Your special color is toasted-to-the-point-of-almost-black.

Adzuki (October 23-November 21)
You are at your best when you are soaked, mashed, sweetened and crammed into things. Your special color is sugary red.

Pancake (November 22-December 21)
You are a fluffy, tasty delight-but naughty too. You are a dessert disguised as breakfast. Your special color is syrupy orange.

Spam (December 22-January 19)
You are full of mystery. And probably some snouts and hooves. Your special color is a very disturbing dark pink.

Miso (January 20-February 18) (THIS IS ME!)
You are a warm and savory bowl of comfort, but there are quite a few things bobbing up and down your spiritual broth. Your special color is clear. (D: The only one that people can't wear without fear of judge....)

Mochi (January 19-March 21)
A sweet and sticky mess, often with a surprise nestled deep within. Your special color is whiter than white.

18 comments:

Ada Beth Croft said...

Onigiri (May 21-June 21)
You are simple and direct, and you sure know how to accessorize. Your special color is seaweed green.

Haha, awesome!

Dibsy said...

YAY! :D I'm a miso, I wish I had a real color. D: I CAN'T GO AROUND WALKING IN CLEAR CLOTHING!

Leah said...

I'm tea. And I don't even like tea. :P

Dibsy said...

Me either, but that doesn't stop me from LABBING YOU!!! xD

Emerald said...

Oooh, I'm elegant and Decadent.
All this time and I had no idea...
LMAO

Dibsy said...

LOL! (I had to look back and see which one dat was! xD You're a croissant!)

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Dibsy said...

What's your birthday, then?

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Dibsy said...

You're a marshmallow...

Tara said...

According to this, I'm ramen (cheap and easy? I don't think my fiance will be happy to hear that!). While I have been trying to save money lately, I actually think onigiri sounds more like me (I definitely know how to accessorize).

I'll admit I do like ramen, even if it doesn't describe me all that well.

Where did you get these food horoscopes from?

Emerald said...

You know Jeremy, I can relate.
For years when I was in public school, I could never relate to anyone, and I felt truly alone.
Still to this day I have troubles making the kind of friends that last.
But then I realized that it wasn't me.
It was them.
They were afraid of being with me, because I was different, and because they themselves were afraid of being outcasted.
But something that I learned and I'm sure you will learn too in time, is that you can't force people to be your friends.
Honestly, the best things in life come to those who wait.
I know, because I have found the most wonderful person in my life, and it took heartaches, and many tears, and waiting to find them.
And it was worth it.

I hope you don't have to suffer so much as I did though.

If you really want to make friends, just be yourself, let it flow through you.

Don't worry, you will make friends.

:)

Levi said...

I'm a marshmallowww, I'm a marshmallowww.

You aaall wish youuu were marshmallowwws.

Ha. Ha. :P

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Aly K. said...

XD I'm a pancake. Hm, I should have some tea sometime... XD It's been a while. Lol. I'm dessert disguised as breakfast. ^^' lulz.

Dibsy said...

Tara: kawaiinot.com :D
-sigh- Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. You cannot make people comment on you by saying, "Hey everyone comment on my blog". My blog is not an ad for you to billboard. And please, just act like yourself. Don't be a b!tch to me and then a sweety to everyone else so you can look good.
Em: THANK YOU. HUUUAG.
Levi: Ohhh, that perfectly describes you! :D Sweet and gooey and able to be burnt on a stick! xD
Aly: You are a master of disguise. :D

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