Which story would you rather have Dibsy write about?

Considering you voted on the poll above, would you read the story?

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Life As I Know It, my Deep Perspectives Toward It

I suddenly had a brain storm of inspiration.

Everytime I meet someone new, (like C or you or that dude at the mcdonalds place) I accept this person as a "character" in my life.

But this scares me. "How can you prove that you exist? Maybe you don't exist..."

I think we were not just set up in this world for no reason, to cry then to laugh, to do reasonless and irrational things, but I think of every job-every errand, everything i do-as a mission.

"Do not take the path that lies ahead of you, but make a new path and lead a trail." It is in our choices and reasonabling what to do with the short amount of time we measure as "life".

Each person's goal is different, and you shouldn't judge someone against it. This is why I don't accept the government as we know it.

If someone steals, they are punished. If someone rapes, they are punished. I know these are bad things. I know they should be punished. But the government's choice of how to deal with this is stupid and unnecessary.

Everyone has a conscious. Thoufore, everyone has a reason to do their things. We are selfish people, and a borderline of age called '18' is unfair.

They second you are 18, do you seriously expect yourself to be mature, to do all the right things, to do no wrong?

An officer would say no, they don't. They may as well tell you it's ok to do bad things while putting you in cuffs.


Um, ok, well, I think I'm done now. (walks away quietly)

Friday, November 28, 2008



What Dibsy Means

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.
You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.
Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.

...i wish this was my real name. T.T

Anyways, go to

to find out what's in your name. ^^


OK, my favorite singer right now is Lady Gaga, and my favorite song is Just Dance by Lady Gaga. :D

Her song inspired me to create a dib dance!!! XD I shall create!!



Step 1: fold your hands in front of you and pump them out, while side stepping twice to the right, then the left, while thrusting your pelvis
Step 2: same thing, except first you go twice to the left and then the right instead
Step 3: Pump right hand to the left, while facing the right 3 times
Step 4: Same thing, except left than right

(omg i'm getting serious!! :D)

Step 5: fold you hands in front of you again, flip them over your head until they return to your back, then bob head, go down, return hands to an elbowing position, and elbow the air with your left arm
Step 6: Elbow the air until you're standing again, put your arm in the back of you like you're gonna wave, make a big slow wave with your right arm
Step 7: Swing your right arm in a 360 degree angle, duck and touch the floor, stand up, spin once
Step 8: Repeat
Step 9: Make a super dibby pose, like the peace sign!!

OMG, I just made a dance. w00t!!!

If you do this dance, then kudos to you!!!

If you don't, then only udos. :<

If you decide to make your own dance, then your dance will appear on this blog for the world to see!!

(sorry cuppy, i just noticed in the inventions one some of your invention info was cut off, so i assure you all it won't happen again)


Thursday, November 27, 2008


(looks around evilly)


(looks at confused readers)


(readers still confused)

IT USED TO BE 17!!!!!'s 16!!!!!!!!

(readers still confused)


(readers get it but laugh)

Once you follow someone you can't turn back!!!! (points at all followers, all of which are very scared)

One of you is missing!!! Who are you?!?!

(stops suddenly)

Omy, I just realized how petty sounded there. V.V Forgive me.

Anyways, in other news,

Random facts!!!

A spider gets drunk on coffee.
If you draw a line on a paper with a ballpoint pen an ant will follow it.
The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.
The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".
Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".
In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men.
When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969).
John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."
A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
Hummingbirds can't walk.
The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst".
The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.
The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon).
Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.
Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed.
The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
pearls melt in vinegar.
If you put grapes in a microwave, it will explode.
In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.
Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".
In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
Cats' urine glows under a black light.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."
A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade.
The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
"101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.
An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
All polar bears are left-handed.
11% of the world is left-handed.
A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT".
$283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
About 55% of all movies are rated R.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (O.o)
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

And I know many, many more. (But am too lazy to put them up here)


Tuesday, November 25, 2008


Guess what?

Turns out...I'm not going to San Diego!!!!!!!!!! DX

My dad can't miss work so for Thanksgiving we're going...NO WHERE!!! And I'm still alive!!! Still alive but quite sad!!! D:


PS: Go to the Short Story Blog
PSS: Go to the Guide of Dibbiness or whatever.

Monday, November 24, 2008


Guys I'm going to SanDiego on wednesday 4 thanksgiving. ill be back on in about saturday or so. u guys will miss me right?? XD I might be able to go on a few times, but in other words, I'm dead. Sorry, I know you guys oh so fabulously think of me as unbearably dibby (lol YEAH RIGHT) but I must go where I need to go. I'll fill you guys in when I come back!

Also, Coady, I finally convinced this other dude after begging on the phone and face-to-face to help me on Clubpenguin. Just pitch in, alright? I still need help. (dumb computer of mine won't let me go on, so I NEED you guys to help me almost desperately!!! DX)

Oh yeah, that reminds me, everybody go to Coady's blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now!!!!!!! He will live the life of Dibsy on until I come back from the dead!

Now, since I will be dead when this sentence is done, Coady, you have no choice but to live my life on until I come back V.V Heehee.

(dies) (last words: I BELIEVE AND TRUST IN YOU COOOAAAAADDDDYYYY...!!!) (clubpenguin help still needed!)


Wednesday, November 19, 2008


Go to

Sign in as my penguin. My user name:

Taffletoe 11

Password: ~~~~~~~

Don't get my banned, don't delete any of my friends, and don't make any new friends!!!

Please everyone, I desperately need your help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to any server you want.

OK, you will suddenly be a pink penguin in some place. You might not see yourself, since a large crowd of penguins might be blocking your view. Never mind that. On the bottom left corner is a blue sign that says, MAP. Click on it.

then, go to the top right corner. You will see this ice berg. To its left is a Japanese looking temple building thing. Click on it.

When you're there, go inside the door. If you don't know where it is, follow where all the rest of the penguins are going. If it says, Sorry this room is full, try again until it allows you, or log out and go to another server.

When you're in, in the far right corner, you'll see a green cushion/pillow thingie, with a snow flake, water, and fire signs on top of it. Click on the green cushion.

It will ask, Do you want to talk to Sensei?. Say yes. When you are talking to him, click on instructions. When you get it, click on competition.

Play nine or more games and win. You need to play and win nine games to get a belt, which is what I'm aiming for. (i'm aiming for a black belt)

After it gives you a sign saying, Taffletoe 11 wins, press ok and hang around, and Sensei might give you a belt. Or, you will be brought back.

Guys can you do this for me?? I seriously need help on this. Really, really do.

Whoever help me will get special (not just blog advertising) recognition and a reward from my blog!!! Whoever gets me a belt will be rewarded beyong their truly belief!

OK guys, I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time here, but please do this for me, because I need help. Just follow the walkthrough I wrote here and you'll probably be fine. Please help me. Please.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008


The super inventions that are so awesome yet so dangeorus that's why they're awesome!!!

Professor Cuppy suggests:

The SIFBD!!!! Super intensely fast butler dude!!

he carries whatever you need on a tray and when you snap your fingers he suddenly appears at your side with it. Then when you take it off the tray he disappears until you call him again.

Professor Lea humbly proclaims the,

Invisible earphones:

Pros: You can listen to all the music you want to in class, and the teachers will never know.

Cons: You may start failing classes. (Any addiction to this device is not the creator's (Lea's) fault.

Professor Manga Dork scientifically explains,

The T of DM the Tousands of drinks maker. It can make any drink (no alchohol) any flavor anytime.
cons:make bladders weak and may cause sugar rushes.
pros: Sugar and its portable!

Coady researches on...

the sturdy goat.

it can carry anything anywhere anytime. people have had them carry monster trucks on their backs, without a sign of pain!
but wait, theres more!

it also has a built-in lazer turret defense system! your stuff will never be stolen again!

pros: useful for moving stuff, going on vacations, etc.

cons: will always have a secret hatred for you.


Also, I'm starting another blog, called, How to Be Dibby, or something like that. Visit it.

If you don't visit, you don't care. V.V

Lol jk.



A-n-y-ways, I gots ze Writers Bloc. I need. Inspiration!!

Hmm. I just realized that, in fact, a cacnea IS a pokemon! :O


Saturday, November 8, 2008

Let's Be Random!

Hi people. I'm officially undibby. So bored. Icksh.

We made sickness and diseases, now how about some inventions? (see, i'm so scientific)

First up:

The Clapping Hand!
What it Does: It makes you clap! And if you don't you explode!
Cons: Well, no one here wants to 'splode, now, right?
Pros: It cleans up after itself.

This Idea Has Been Scrapped After All 155,472,476,428,517,542,758,636,792,750,678,397 users died in the attempt.

Next up,

The SESA HAT!!! (the sentimental emotional super annoying hat)
What it Does: Put it on, and it will say outloud how you are feeling-sad, mad, happy... it also says out your innermost feelings!!!
Cons: Well, if you were about to be convicted of the crime of controlling the spagetti monster and you wore this hat, and the punishment would be a bazillion years in prison, well, yeah.
Pros: It comes in multi colors.

This defice has been used by cops and Judge Dibsy worldwide. Criminals beware.


The NF!! (noisy feet)
What it does: Ever wanted background music? Ever wanted to play a sad song that mysteriously comes out of no where in a depressing moment? Well, you should want the NF feet!! Are you happy? Chant, "There's no place like feet" over and over again, smile, and boom, the Hamsterdam theme song or Spongebob theme song suddenly plays out of no where!!
Cons: There is no con for dibby people. But there have been complaints by teachers that students have been playing their NF in tests. Whenever they start a quiz, the Jeopardy theme music plays out of no where.
Pros: Everything. What's wrong with it, eh?



Monday, November 3, 2008


These diseases created by the eveel scientists that have mastermindedly decided to comment here will be spread as soon as yu finish this sentence! There!!! Now you are diagnosed with it! w00t!

First is by Professor Jckandy:


You cannot speak a sentence without screaming. You cannot look at someone without glaring. Your muscles are permanently contracted, and your teeth are always clenched together.

Only known cure? Eat some ice cream with sprinkles, quick! This disease may be fatal.

(screams in horror)

Professor Coady!!!


occurs when you watch too many chuck norris movies.

primary symptoms are increased agility and extreme motivational boosts.

second symptoms are,unfortunately, worse. lazers shoot from your ears,and you began to think everyone is a cacnea. you then proceed to hug them to death. al of a sudden, your arms and legs will magically fall off.

the final stage of this diasese is that you will think everything is alright...

... until your face melts off.

the only known cure is to eat a salad with every single vegtable in it.

I HATE VEGGIES! (dies from sickness, and face melts off)

Professor Alyce!


The cause is-
Listening to yucky music.

The symptoms are-
Listening to music that the erm... patient... does not like... all day. Subconciously.

The only known cure is to... erm... go to a concert... of good music. 8) Yah.


And here is PhD. Lady vLo, who has decided to tell us a really really big word!



And, a real sickness,


Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!! The word you say when you don't know what to say!!!

Also, because of the dear unpopularity of his blog, I would like all of you to go to:

And comment there! Please!! He's lonely!!! D:

Bye bye, you dibby little people~!