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Friday, September 19, 2008

Lover Test-O.M.G.

^^ Hohohohohohohohohoho! At school, we had to these thinking map projects, and when we were done, we were allowed to go on the internet and play. ^^

Well, it turns out, that many of us decided to go to y8.com-and play-??? 0.0 ???-Love Tester, which is like a love compatibility ad thingy. Ohohohoho, something's spicy is going on!

(chats in gossipgirl lingo) You know you love me,
GogoDibsy

^^? Anyways, I paired up Jonathan with a hamburger. It turns out that their relationship is compatible to 55%. Hmm. And Jonathan and me are working to only 45%. Hmm.

This tells me something. And then, Jonathan and Buhl worked 85%. And Buhl is a GUY. 0.0

AND then, Lucia and Jonathan (another jonathan, i mean. a seventh grade one) was only 75%. 0.0 And me and Jason was 100% while me and JP are 70%.

Me and Jan are 50%, which is no surprise. Me and James are 100%, and me and CARL (of all dudes) was 75%, while Carl and Jonathan were 85%.

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I know something spicy is going on. And my suspicions say that the boys are hanging WAAAAY too much together. Oh snap.

I know these names you probably don't know. So I am going to tell you some things about them, so you will know. I am Asian. Remember that. (filipino)

Jonathan is this dude. It used to be a common joke that he was gay. We all know he's not. He's a funny guy. I think he's from El Salvador or something. I dunno.

Hamburger is this burger you can get from most fast-food resturants. In this case, however, it is from McDonalds. (by the way, mcdonalds and burger king are only 20% compatible)

Buhl is this other funny dude. I don't say his first name as much as I say his last name. Hmm. Wonder why. He's a funny dude. He's also kinda creepy. But he's funny. So it doesn't matter. (i think he's half filipino...?) He recently got a haircut. I don't like it.

Lucia is one of the people that are in my little circle of best friends. HUZZAH!

Other Jonathan: Seventh grade dude. He's cool. also Jerson's brother. Jerson is also cool. It must run in the family.

Jan is this smart asian dude. He carries dictionaries. He's a science whiz. If have no clue what a big, hard-to-spell word is, come to this dude. Or if you have a very low science grade. He will help. I have known him for a looooong time. I consider him my friend. He probably considers me as a frienemy. (i think he finds me annoying)

James is also this smart Asian dude. Unlike Jan, he does not carry dictionaries. Unlike Jan, I think it is safe to say we consider each other friends. ^^

Carl is, once again, ANOTHER SMART ASIAN DUDE. I don't him enough yet, but I think we're kinda friends...?

Now, you have stepped your feet into my shoes. Welcome to my world.

HUZZAH!

You know you love me,
GogoDibsy

13 comments:

c said...

HUZZAH!!
Wow you have a lot of smart asian boys in your class! =p Thats cool that you have a diverse grade. My bff is Asian! w00t!!!! My other bff is blonde! my other bff is African American! I am half Irish and half Scottish. Boring old me. I am the whitest person you'll ever meet cuz I can't rap!!

*c attempts to rap but gets booed off of the stage*

)':

JK!!! (but i still can't rap!)
=p

Dibsy said...

Yo yo yo
What up mah dawgs
I put the shizzle in da fizzle
I put da wah in da wallz

OH YEAH. There are also lots of filipino people in the other sixth grade class. w00t!

PhilO♥ said...

Heya! Glad that you like my writing !! Aww...sad story...i mean in my poem it's nothing like the guy has ditched the girl. it's just that he's changed ! Lol...keep blogging and keep viewing my blog !!

Dibsy said...

Ohhh... :O Hehe, sure I will!

Aly K. said...

Intriguing article of interestingness in this post, GoGoDibs. 8) Gah. D: Smart Asian guys... *nooffensetotehpplzatmyschoolandEXCUSETHISRACISTCOMMENT* we lack those highly in our school.

*sigh* *hugglez*

Manga Dork said...

You have a lot of smart asian boys in your school....we have no smart boys at my school:(

vLo said...

Wow you have a lot of asian people at your school! lol :)

Dibsy said...

Aly: XD HALLO! (hugglez)
MangaDork: I like your new piccy! :)
Vlo: w00t! And there's more of them!

PhilO♥ said...

WaZ Up?!

vLo said...

well, hmm. i didn't make the post but yeah, aud[my dear] is jb and jb is aud[my dear] me and my amigas share that blog. :)

Dibsy said...

DeathP: WAT UP HOMEGIRL?! XD
vLo: Oh...tell her I said hi! :D

Aly K. said...

HALLO! *hugglefyness* ^^ So, wassup?

Dibsy said...

The sky, my asian amiga, the sky.